The femmes fatales of the BESH are lying back and thinking of England

[maamalady]

As witches and pumpkins become old hat, the BESH are scrubbing up well in salute to James Bond in general and Skyfall in particular. Put on your slinky cocktail dresses and stiletto heels, grab a Martini, and start schmoozing with well-dressed secret agents.

Insta-diffs will be shot with a quip but without a qualm. Anyone else wanting to join can dodge a few bullets post the BESHtionnaire.

Am in London too. It's miserable in this part, hope you're not here rie. You still in London norf? Could ply you with booze sometime

I used to work round there norf - it's like a different planet to where I am now. Such a nice part of the world.

Am back from day 1 of my course! Not too bad acksherly - tea/coffee and (most important) giant squidgy cookies on tap

HWHNN works in Embankment. Have you there London-types been to Gordon's bar near there? I luffs it.

Ooh does he? Yes, I used to go to Gordon's loads. Not for ages though.

We really need a BESH/PESH meet-up don't we!

Let me know when you are next near Embankment!

I love Gordons - my first date with Husband was there. Awww romance.

I would be up for an ESH meetup sometime.

How is all? Just been to an incredible firework display effort. My toes are icicles now though.

I know me and faife make up a northern contingent of the BESH. Sadly London village is a bit far for me for a cheeky gin.

I know Gordons too! The trains to my parents' place go from Charing X so I used to be in that area regularly.

The offer of an ESHly Christmas in a well-stocked with booze cottage in deepest darkest Norfolk still stands.

This looks pretty suitable

I have met Rie in RL . She is lurvley. We drank some wine.

Can't start stabbing this month as egg collection & transfer would fall just before Christmas & they don't do it. Have to wait until next cycle or even January. Meh.

Aw that's bollocks Jethro

I just looked up when I joined this place of madness and at some of the old threads I was on. So much has changed, so many people have been and gone. Now I feel sad. I'm having a sad day. Can someone throw a kipper my way? Or maybe even a full on whack with a salmon?

Better?

I'm not sure my request was a good idea. Bond will not want to secsh me now I smell super fishy probably wouldn't anyway no matter how sparkly my bikini. I wonder if fish slime could makes you super fertile? I might start that as a rumour and see what happens.

Arsebiscuits, jeff. How crap :( There's always bloody something, isn't there?

Jeff that's bloody annoying. I missed the trigger shot on my first Letrozole cycle last Xmas because the clinic wasn't open to scan me at the right time. But on the plus side, that might mean that we end up as IVF buddies. I'm having my consulation with Create in December with a view to starting after Xmas.

Slap maybe it's a good thing that the population has changed in here. I think most people who have moved on have done so because they have become PESH.

Draf annoying about cyst, good about free time!

Bugsy I can't make you friends with any of them, but I can offer you me. PM me with your name if you want to hook up on FB.

'lo hags

Oh Jeff that is super shit and am sorry.
draf tis good they might be able to fix youth droid

Had some sechs last night :) but no jizz :( and Husband won't JIAP. Meanie.

Am on bus on way to trial weeping profusely (in my heart) about my workload and fucking awful management

Oh and if anyone wants to be my fb friend pm. I won't be offended if you don't well not much anyway

Checking in during Coffee Break. Just had my progesterone results back - 79 which is a definite thumbs up for ov. Nurse said it was hard to tell if I laid 2 eggs but she'd expect to see a result over 150 if I had.

I am willing to be a Facebook shlag if anyone wants. Apparently I am very hard to find (super security settings) but I am friends with Bugs, Rie and Norf so can be traced that way .

So far, all my new BESH friends are depressingly slender and beautiful. I've had to have a chocolate rice cake for comfort.

Yay to new BESH friends (and chocolate cake).