The femmes fatales of the BESH are lying back and thinking of England

[maamalady]

As witches and pumpkins become old hat, the BESH are scrubbing up well in salute to James Bond in general and Skyfall in particular. Put on your slinky cocktail dresses and stiletto heels, grab a Martini, and start schmoozing with well-dressed secret agents.

Insta-diffs will be shot with a quip but without a qualm. Anyone else wanting to join can dodge a few bullets post the BESHtionnaire.

Isn't "posses off" something everyone says?

I worry that I could easily turn in to a baby-bore. I need to be reminded of the fact that it is a shitty thing to be. Please point out my failings to me if I end up posting up pictures of my baby's first turd or something equally vile.

My colleague out a photo of his child's first poo in a potty! I hid him. Tmi. Five children between him and his wife too. Not exactly PFB!

So far you're alright dor, I still read your posts on t'other place!

Faith I am relying on you to tell me when I overstep the mark.

It's tricky because I want to be happy about what is going on without being a smug annoying bitch. It's a tricky tightrope to walk.

We'll watch each others backs then dor! I am not mentioning being diffed much at all really. Think it's easier that way!

I only have about 3 friends anyway, as I am so bitter and horrid. I can't afford to unfriend any. But I would live with 2, if one of the three started being so dreadful.

Ok. Here are some hints:
Baby in a skeleton costume - cute. Baby shitting - grim. Baby scan pic - fine. Baby scan video uploaded to YouTube - do fuck off. The occasional anecdote - fine, but we don't care that your baby doesn't realise the clocks have changed and your newborn does NOT have an opinion on this years X Factor lineup.

Hth.

Perfect. Thanks. ;)

Norf! I utterly REFUSE to believe you are bitter friendless or horrid. Someday I will meet you for glamorous Bondesque martinis and discover that you are fabulous.

She is gert lush.

By my calculations you've got at least 4 ESH as friends norf. You are lush too!

AND she loves cats.

Wait one minute... You're all friends on facebook?

Some of us are, in a fairly haphazard way, sink. Are you interested in joining this elite, inner, BESH-extra world? (it's not really a world. Or elite. Or BESHly.)

Excellent list, winkly. I would also propose a cap on the percentage of updates which relate to your baby rather than you. And a ban on using a photo of your baby instead of a photo of yourself.

And thank you for nice words, rierie and faif.

Morning BESHly Bond Girls . Bit chilly this morning!

I'm on a course all week, though thankfully it is in my home town. Not a good week to be off caffeine though as its all about tax, employment law, accounting, etc

I is friends on the Book of Face with Bugsy and Rie but am happy to friend stalk the rest of ya if y'like

I luffs being on a course. So relaxing. Proper lunch breaks, always finishing on time, and with the better ones I come back to work brimming with enthusiasm. Tax and employment law sounds a bit dull though.

I iz friends with a few - started with bugs because we planned to go Steps together (never happened due to stupid dates), then norf, dor, queenie, blonder and vairy recently lp! I did say to MSB yesterday I know someone who is going to be on tv and he asked if I really knew them or 'knew them' through MN! (Tis someone from school).

Oh hope the course goes ok frankers.

I'm not fb friends with anyone here just wankers apparently

Do I Shred or go for a run before work today, that's the question.

How cold/wet is it wink? If I could run, I'd wrap up and go this morning. Tis cold but sunny here.

7 degrees and dry. So a bit cold. I don't mind being cold, but I'm asthmatic and my lungs aren't hugely fond of cold weather.

I'm going to That London today. On the train.

Rie I shall notify the relevant parties to lay out the red carpet.

I generally have a rule that I won't friend anyone on facebook who I don't know IRL. But I would make an exception for the BESH. I've met LP anyway.

I had acu this morning. I love needles lady. It's such a relaxing start to the week.

Are you?? To where? Why? When?