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The femmes fatales of the BESH are lying back and thinking of England

999 replies

maamalady · 24/10/2012 18:14

As witches and pumpkins become old hat, the BESH are scrubbing up well in salute to James Bond in general and Skyfall in particular. Put on your slinky cocktail dresses and stiletto heels, grab a Martini, and start schmoozing with well-dressed secret agents.

Insta-diffs will be shot with a quip but without a qualm. Anyone else wanting to join can dodge a few bullets post the BESHtionnaire.

OP posts:
SinkyGoodenplenty · 04/11/2012 20:52

I've not tried that fred. Maybe that's my problem.

15min to go at work. Thankfully. And GHJ has a cheeky takeaway ready for me at home. And alcohol. Am v jealous that winkly has got there before me.

The flight socks have worked wonders. You'll all be delighted to hear.

MissWinklyParadiso · 04/11/2012 20:53

Rierie you sound all sad :( There has been too little fish slapping lately, have a kindly tuna steak spank to the buttocks.

MissWinklyParadiso · 04/11/2012 20:56

sinks am glad the flight socks worked. I did have a short day today, very easy day for everyone cos of the rain and I was owed a lot of favours and a lot of hours from this week so got to slip away a tiny bit early. Hooray.

Northey · 04/11/2012 21:02

No acknowledgment of my lovely name change suggestion? Ungrateful wretch.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 04/11/2012 21:06

God, sorry Norf. I am shit. Thank you x

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 04/11/2012 21:18

Anyone else watching Three Men and a Baby? :(

MissWinklyParadiso · 04/11/2012 21:21

No. Harry Potter. Not a baybee in sight. Happy days.

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 04/11/2012 21:21

That's what we were watching when we decided to try to win a baybee! Confused Christmas Eve 2009.

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 04/11/2012 21:21

Oh and Downton here.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 04/11/2012 21:24

It's too late for me to start with Downtown. I missed the first two series.

MissWinklyParadiso · 04/11/2012 21:32

Just half sicked up my dinner - one of my friends has uploaded her baby scan video to YouTube and posted the link to Facebook for us all to "admire" her 'honeymoon baybee's first movie shoot'

God my friends are sickening

Northey · 04/11/2012 21:37

God, I nearly sucked up mine just reading about it.

Northey · 04/11/2012 21:37

Sicked up.

MissWinklyParadiso · 04/11/2012 21:38

Soz norf

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 04/11/2012 21:38

My friend posted a picture of her PFB doing his 'poo face' yesterday Confused Please don't let me be like that!

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 04/11/2012 21:39

DELETE HER!

MissWinklyParadiso · 04/11/2012 21:41

Faif it might happen! Friend who posted the "babies make like worth living for" status was One Of Us not so long ago....

Delete who Rierie ? Pfb-poo or foetus-film?

Northey · 04/11/2012 21:45

PFB poo face? Dear God what is the matter with people?

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 04/11/2012 21:45

Yeah, right! Once an ESH, always an ESH! :) I was a little Hmm last night being at a party last night, explaining about how long it has taken to win our baybee only to have someone say she came off the pill to try for a baybee and never even had a droid. Bully for her! Fortunately another friend there took some time to win her PFB and we rallied together :)

FrankelDeBeauvoir · 04/11/2012 21:45

I'm watching the documentary about the Red Bull space jump bloke - Felix Bumgaur or summat. Am paying attention, honest Grin

I second the deletion, delete them all!

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 04/11/2012 21:45

Everyone who posses you off. Here. Starting with the foetal film star.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 04/11/2012 21:46

Dunno where that random Here came from.

FrankelDeBeauvoir · 04/11/2012 21:49

I thought you were advocating the ability to block other MNers Rie Grin

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 04/11/2012 21:50

If I deleted everyone who 'possed' me off I'd have no friends! I might hide her PFB posts for a while. It's just too much!

MissWinklyParadiso · 04/11/2012 21:52

Can't bloody hide people using the android Facebook app and seems like far too much faff to get the laptop out. Not when poor old Harry is battling for the fate of the wizarding world.

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