The femmes fatales of the BESH are lying back and thinking of England

[maamalady]

As witches and pumpkins become old hat, the BESH are scrubbing up well in salute to James Bond in general and Skyfall in particular. Put on your slinky cocktail dresses and stiletto heels, grab a Martini, and start schmoozing with well-dressed secret agents.

Insta-diffs will be shot with a quip but without a qualm. Anyone else wanting to join can dodge a few bullets post the BESHtionnaire.

:( sorry about that. Any chance you and MrA can get away and have some relaxing fun together before then?

Aim big Drizz! House is definately the way to go although the reality is I will probably have lost enthusiasm by tomorrow so will end up with a twig by the TV and some tinsel over the mirror :)

That's shit for you Rie. How is your dad?

Fuck growing up. I have no intention of being sensible, ever. You share your birthday with my mum and MIL, rasp! It's clearly a popular day :)

I have no idea what we're doing for Christmas. I suspect we're going to end up at the ILs, and maybe my parents up to New Year. The aforementioned birthday clash can make things awkward too...

Is that Seaman Staines I see?

Oh bloody hell shit Internet connection and posting off mobile have left me totally out of date.

Ignore ignore.

Ok. Am up to date. Did enjoy the Bunch o'cunts (or whatever) and Pie wanker (bit like Bus Wanker)

As to Xmas feeme. I may. And I say may splash out on a tree this year. Maybe.

Have actually started my assignment, 158 words down, only 3800 to go and we got an extension, which will fall squarely into my hollibobs, so I need to get it handed in this week...

Driz was your meant for 20-something slaps rather than 30-something me?

Well done on starting the assignment btw

one should get used to my overactive eyebrows winkly as I did them for you, thinking that 31, clearly is Very Young (and maybe, just maybe reading it as not being 30 yet, I know, I know).

431 words. No references going is yet. They are upstairs. I am not. Clearly being here (in the centrally heated living room) trumps going to the attic and doing this properly.

PS What I have gathered from your job, you are clear NOT particularly delibate, winkly. Or am I confusing peeps again. Sorry, it must be my age...

delibate is delicate. I cannot write. Oh well, at least word tells me when I write words that don't exist.

I am emotionally delicate today after the hideous row last night. However yes professionally I am very robust, except in the face of my huge workfile and messy desk.

Oh, in that case: sorry! But any eyebrow I raise should pale into insignificance compared to awful rowing with other halfs. I distinctly remember at uni, in small group work, one of our lectures demanding I should keep my eyebrows in check, but honestly, I can't, in RL that is, here I can be good

505 words. Another 20 minutes work to do now!

Gosh, you have all been chatty today!

I love the sound of the yacht. And particularly Roger the Cabin Boy. Who would of course be terribly virile and impregnate us all.

Slap I adore that dress. Nude shoes would look great, but if you fancy a contrast, I would probably opt for purple shoes and purple wrap or something like that. Or emerald green? I had an emerald green clutch with my cream silk wedding dress and I think they looked fab together. That would work best if you have dark hair though. If you are fair, I would stay, stick to nude.

Rie I'm 36. ( 37 in January). Not everyone here is of the spring chicken variety!

Drizz I recently got told off by a partner at my place who thinks wrongly that he is the boss of me for raising my eyebrow when he was talking. I had no idea. I cant control my left eyebrow. One of my school friends used to say the time to run was when it started nudging my hairline. I used to have quite a fiery temper back in the day...

For three short and glorious months Euro we'll be the same age.

If you fancy purple shoes try these for size. I have them, I luff them. In fact one of my friends said after the fire Now I need to know, did the purple shoes survive? Not only are they fun and a bit unusual but they are actually comfy on your feet and not too expensive. Sure you'd find a naice bag to go with them!

I wish I could raise one eyebrow but sadly, along with tongue rolling, this is a skill I shall never possess!

Nice looking loaf Bugsy

Don't think I have my Bond name. Am fresh out of ideas though. Very open to suggestions.

ArielThePiraticalOctopussy?

Home from work, feeling much more positive after a rainy day let me get my casefile in order. Glass of champagne in hand and we Will Have A Nice Evening (brooking no argument, like others on another fred!)

I tried that Fred. Still didn't diffed.

Glad you're feeling better.