Just Shagging - The lazy TTCers heaven, this is Shaggers Corner, Part 11

[Kittenkatzen]

(sorry I know that's awful but seriously, can you think of anything else that rhymes with "eleven"?!)

Ladies, leave your OPKs at the door, and settle in for part 11 of JSing!

Fred rules;

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share and [tea] with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.
Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.
Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).
Viroid = This is you, dear poster. The reason for this is a closely guarded secret, known only to....er....well, nobody as far as we can tell!
POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit).
Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.
Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

The link to Part 10 is here.

The link to the latest grads thread is here.

So don those shag capes, we have standards to maintain - Part 10 saw an amazing 9 BFPs, including one set of twins! So - what are you still doing here? GET SHAGGING!!

:o

Knicker woopdewoop congrats!

Kitten belated many happys!

Over, here, my news is PANT SNOT and no spotting all day! No idea if it's possible to ov a week after ERPC, but I'm going to go for it before I start humping the sofa

Humping the sofa?! Even if it is fun it won't lead to a BFP!!
:-)

:o at humping the sofa! hooya jump your DH quick, clearly you're in need at this point!!

nic you should write an update letter to Tom Kirk! And I reckon Matthew Christopher Dominic has a nice ring to it....or you could go with a song name....Exogenesis for a girl?! Jen for short ha! Are you gonna spend the next 8 months calling it your plug in baby.....? :o

Kitten Terrible jokes, but funny.

Do you write cracker jokes, Kitten? We will update Kirky at 12 weeks, ha ha!

You missed out a New Born joke :-)

Thought New Born was a bit obvious!

Hello, can I join? I am currently awaiting the arrival of my period which feels imminent (and torturing myself reading about early pregnancy) so that we can get back on the shag-wagon. Last month I was away on a work trip for the entire time that my phone app told me I was fertile, so I'm hoping for better timing in October/November. We've been trying properly since May, and I went through a vague phase of taking my temperature but got bored (you have to do it every morning?!) so we are going for the old-school option.

Welcome retro! I hope u enjoy our company here.

Hello retro - I'm new too. Welcome. Everyone's very friendly.

Hey everyone, at risk of 'outing' myself (although probably won't - it's a big area) I'm going to see the Vagina Monologues tonight! I'll be thinking about them all evening! Last night a friend's husband asked me what we were going to see in a very public place - bet he wish he hadn't asked.

Will be thinking of y'all as I shout 'vagina' over and over. (And that's before I even get there!)

kitten I just thought - you could have made that man's day by telling him he smelt scrummy. I'm sure he wouldn't have seen it as a come on - I'd have done whatAndie said. Maybe next time?

Haha bear I didn't think of that I feel bad for not asking now! Will sit in the same seat tomorrow and see if he gets on!

retro welcome I've been trying since may too and also can't be arsed yet with all the complicated stuff!

Ps, bear VAGIIIIIIIINAAAAAAA!!!!

Ooops we've been trying since may - DH is definitely involved in this malarkey somewhere!

Didn't mean to make you feel bad kitten - was just thinking of how sometimes those things can perk you up if you're having a crap day. Some people look at you like you're weird, true, but then you can sometimes catch people off guard with unexpected niceness. VAGIIIIIINNNNAAAA! See?

Ha ha, kitten...I've only just started saying 'our' not 'my' wedding! :-)

nic it's if you find your h2b opening an invitation you accidentally sent him that you really need to worry!

bear there is a distinct lack of niceness on the commute into London....I will have to make an effort to connect with my inner niceness - must be there somewhere!

Hooya, stop humping the nice mans leg! and the sofa. BAD Hooya!
Hope you're currently getting jiggy.

and BD kitten, with the awful puns! Knicker, we all know you'll call him Fillip, although you missed a trick by not trying for a baby & then getting knocked up so you can call DC Unintended (oooh! the issues that child would have).
What did Matt & Kate Hudson call their kid, something odd?

Welcome retro, sucks that work got in the way last month! I've been ttc since Feb so am so tempted reading the other threads to measure temp, pee on ovulation sticks & smear glass with pant snot.
Good luck getting ERTD out of the way soon!

Bear, enjoy the show!

Feeling crampy today, so assume ertd is on its way & what I was feeling earlier this week was a cruel mistimed illness.
In other news, DH & DS are away at PIL, I was going to come but I'm ill dammit. so I have tonight-sat night baby & OH free.

I must stop trying to read posts while also talking to DH - just read Horse's post and managed to read part of it as measuring pee and pant snot sticks which confused the heck out of me

Welcome to the new folks, I'm lurking a bit at present but will still pop up every now and then - will hopefully be back in the saddle so to speak in a few weeks so will be on here more then so I can obsess about pant snot and pissing on things :)

Fillip would be great!

The baby is called Bingham. After her grandad and his mum, or something.

Yep Bingham is the surname of the cousin I met - so Matt's mum's maiden name I believe

Filip Unintended PlugInNewBorn GloryCherry it is then!

I foresee ishoos in this child's life....

Nice name...I'll make a note of it!

I like Sophia Alice for a girl and Samuel Joshua for a boy. 36 weeks to decide though.

:-)

Hi to all and welcome to all tbe new people.
I have problems name checkin onmy phone but wanted to say Hi to everybody
I am lurking quietly and we are trying jsing every other day.
If baby does not come soon I will wear dh out...:)
Any plans for the weekend???

Evening all. Where is the time going?? Two weeks since ERTD and pant snot says it's definitely time for wine and just shagging. DP out with colleagues on the lash tonight so shall try and have my wicked way with him later. He doesn't usually take a lot of persuading!

Anyone testing over the next few days?

Hello Perdita. Nice to meet you. I'll be testing Tuesdayish. Away for the weekend, so will be on for it then.

Vagina Monologues was great - highly recommended it as it's touring the country (so to speak - sorry, uncalled for).

Best question from it was: what would your vagina wear?

Second best question: what would your vagina say?

Answers on a postcard - still thinking about mine, but will post when I have thought of them.

Actually, I think mine would say, 'Give it to me, baby!'

Kitten - I used to do the London commute too so I know your pain. Yeah - that one's not easy. x