Just Shagging - The lazy TTCers heaven, this is Shaggers Corner, Part 11

[Kittenkatzen]

(sorry I know that's awful but seriously, can you think of anything else that rhymes with "eleven"?!)

Ladies, leave your OPKs at the door, and settle in for part 11 of JSing!

Fred rules;

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share and [tea] with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.
Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.
Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).
Viroid = This is you, dear poster. The reason for this is a closely guarded secret, known only to....er....well, nobody as far as we can tell!
POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit).
Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.
Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

The link to Part 10 is here.

The link to the latest grads thread is here.

So don those shag capes, we have standards to maintain - Part 10 saw an amazing 9 BFPs, including one set of twins! So - what are you still doing here? GET SHAGGING!!

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How exciting knicker! A big congrats in advance! Wishing you an amazing wedding day

I too have noticed light spotting this morning red . I'm approx 9dpo and on day 23 of a 27 day cycle. I noticed it this morning and just now after the gym. Argh!!!! Not sure what to make of it. ERTD is always bang on day 26 or 27 each month. I really hope it isn't it . Anyway I'll deal with it if it happens.

Hope everyone is well, have a good day/evening

Oooh, everyone said Congrats Knicker & I 'yaaaay finally a bfp', but it's just a wedding....
Congratulations on the upcoming nuptials!! Hope you have a wonderful day!

Andie , will you be happy with whatever theme/dress etc OH picked for a wedding? DH & I had such different ideas that we probably wouldn't be married if either of us got the wedding of our dreams!

Hope the light spotting clears up or goes full ERTD soon Red & Pineapple, limbo land is rubbish!
Hooya, I'm giving your ladyinnards a so they start behaving, you can shag, we (royal we, not me & you..wouldn't work, soz) get you upduffed asap. x

Feeling like crap (and not in a ooooh, could be upduffed way) :(

Cheers horse, I hope you start feeling better soon yourself.

Yes, everyone needs to get well! Knicker, Happy Wedding Day! How exciting

pineapple I have my fingers crossed for both of us! 9 dpo is early; perhaps it is a good sign for you. Today is 11 dpo for me, approx., and day 29 of my cycle, which is the far end of my recent range (21-29 days). If all this suspense and EVIL back pain today is just ERTD taking her sweet time, I am going to be . Will console self with shopping.

Fingers crossed for redshoes

Could the spotting be implantation? :-)

Thank you for the best wishes everyone!

Boo, ERTD full on. I'm out for the month, but now it's onward and upward! Vacation countdown is on, and I plan on lots of drinking since there's no baby onboard, and lots of JSing

sorry to hear about ETRD red. I've spotted a little bit more first thing this morning, which kind of indicates ERTD for me, I feel like its on the way too. No cramps though (yet). Admire your positive attitude though! I must take on some of it as I will send myself crazy otherwise.

Have a super vacation!

How is everyone else doing? Almost the weekend! Yay!

red that's just rubbish - here have some for breakfast.

Keeping my fingers crossed for you pineapple we MUST be due a bfp on here soon surely?

andie you are either brave or bonkers I can't decide which!! There's not a chance in hell I'd have done that! I hope you get on though!

Ooh nic/MrsBtobe how exciting! I loved the build up of the last couple of days before my wedding - hope you're making the most of them

Random side note, a guy has just sat bet to me on the train and ohmygod he smells amazing . Is it weird to ask a strange man what he smells of?!

Kitten No ask him, I would. But probably add "I'd like to get some for my DH" so you don't appear stalkerish.lol.

I probably am bonkers for trusting DP to plan our wedding. It will go one of two ways: it'll be amazing and everything I've surreptitiously implanted in his mind since we got engaged (he does know me really well,scarily so,I think he could be Derren Brown in disguise) OR it'll be Star Wars themed!!l

Stupid phone!

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Seriously!!??
Sorry about ERTD red Have some of my chocolate
Fingers crossed pineapple

Faint second line on a FRER today...shagging loads = BFP!

How exciting! And scary.

Eeep, congratulations Nic!!!! Hope you're not wearing white on Saturday, what a lovely secret to have for you and DH on your wedding day!!

Kitten, how was your birthday? Ask him!! Unless you're in London, then you're not allowed to even look at him.

Congrats Knicker! Great news to end to the week...and sort of makes my post yesterday redundant, will people suspect something if you're not drinking tomorrow?

Andie, we got married on International Stars Wars day as (aside from birthdays) it was the only date we would both remember

Ha ha, no! Ivory :-)

Told Bri he's marrying a fallen woman! I did tell my sister so I have someone to talk to about it. She's had 2 kids, so I keep sane.

Bri is going to shield me from questions. And I'll just say I want to remember it. :-)

Oh well done Knicker! How lovely!

Don't worry Knicker - it's so easy to not drink on your wedding day. I had one drink all day - had a headache by the evening because I was dehydrated. DH on the other hand was roaring drunk and fell off the bed! Everyone wants to talk to you and if you keep saying, 'Oh yes, I have a drink but put it down somewhere - I'll just find that one, so don't buy me another one, blah blah . . ' then you'll get away with it.

Trouble with me was - I wasn't actually trying NOT to drink, I wanted to, but just couldn't ever find my drink. Ridiculous. I win the prize for Most Sober Bride ever.

nic i am so so pleased for you that i'm almost forgetting to be even slightly ! I have no idea how you're both going to be able to get through your vows in one piece knowing your secret! I'd be a wreck! So does this technically make yours a shotgun wedding then?! :o

I bottled out of asking the guy on the train....it was a commuter train to London so horse is right, he probably would have torn strips off me for daring to even notice!

Birthday was lovely thanks horse, got some lovely presents and DH bought me chinese takeout (my fave) so all in all pretty perfect! Any plans for yours?

Congrats kNicker Going to make your wedding day even more special. I think a lot of brides choose not to drink I their wedding day, it's an overwhelming day anyway so you should get away with not drinking.
Horse May the Fourth be with you.

What a happy vibe on here today. Totally makes up for crappy weather and ERTD clinging on for grim death.

Thank you, Kitten :-) How did I miss your birthday?! Glad you enjoyed it.

We've decided that the egg dropped and was fertilised during the Muse gig! Already joked that a boy will have the band members' names! :-)

Aww congrats knicker! What amazing news just before your big day .