Just Shagging - The lazy TTCers heaven, this is Shaggers Corner, Part 11

[Kittenkatzen]

(sorry I know that's awful but seriously, can you think of anything else that rhymes with "eleven"?!)

Ladies, leave your OPKs at the door, and settle in for part 11 of JSing!

Fred rules;

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share and [tea] with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.
Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.
Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).
Viroid = This is you, dear poster. The reason for this is a closely guarded secret, known only to....er....well, nobody as far as we can tell!
POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit).
Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.
Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

The link to Part 10 is here.

The link to the latest grads thread is here.

So don those shag capes, we have standards to maintain - Part 10 saw an amazing 9 BFPs, including one set of twins! So - what are you still doing here? GET SHAGGING!!

:o

Ah rockchick that's crap, sorry for you

Come join me in the sulky corner - my ertd showed up last night, 4 bloody days early . Sigh.

Oh bumcheeks rock

That's crap rock and kitten. I might join you in depression land tomorrow when I test!
I'm so scared!

Oh thats pants rock and kitten

We didnt shag last night. :(. He gets busy legs otherwise known as restless legs syndrome so he didnt come to bed at all. Didnt really mind as had massive dinner and felt far anyway :)

Tmi alert - i have clear pant snot thismorning and cosmic sounds from lower tummy so might be brewing an egg! :). Hoping for some action tonight even if it is in shitty chalet with his folks in next room! Trying not to alert him to the timing of shags so as not to put pressure on but might have to if no action on the cards.

Fingers crossed it was just too early rock

Good luck for POAS in the morning lol

I bought some cheap tests in Asda today (shouldn't really test till at least tues/weds!) so I'll prob pee on one in the morning too!

for rock & kitten

Finers crossed for livis & lol

Have fun having a quiet shag Pink.

I have very odd pant snot atm, wearing white knickers atm (we're having an underwear day!) & DH said 'Urrrh, thought you've just had your ertd?' (he knows to called it ertd, luffs him)...it's all yellowy & red-ish (slight SBG?) which would be normal if I had a UTI, but i don't.

Have a good weekend everyone!

Finers?? FINGERS. Damn my fat ones

Hello! Anyone mind if I park myself on this thread and get involved?

Having debated the pros (knowledge is power and all that) and cons (far too much effort) of charting and temp taking, I've come ahem to the conclusion that Just Shagging will do me grand.

Welcome Ticket My motto is "sharing's caring!" Lol

Good luck in the morning lol and livis

Rock and Kitten I'll have a in your honour tonight. Off out for my friend's birthday and thanks to my BFN I can have a beverage or 3.

Thanks all, feel rough as a badger's arse today so think all my 'signs' were actually the start of a virus.

DH thinks I'm pregnant though and it was just too early for the test. Why? Because he has had heartburn yesterday and today, he only ever had heartburn before when I was pregnant love that man, but he can be ever so strange at times

Sorry to hear about ERTD Kitten

Good luck Livi and Lol, sending loads of BFP vibes your way!

Horse how long ago was ERTD, could pant snot be implantation?

Have fun tonight Andie I conceived DS after a bottle couple of glasses of champagne, I still swear that's why I got upduffed despite being on the pill

Haha Rockchick, I thought you were going to say he thought he might be suffering from sympathetic pregnancy syndrome!

Thanks for the welcome . Have been feeling a bit hot and bothered, which is usually a sign of AF's arrival, and felt a bit damp in the gusset area but it turned out to be a load of pant snot. (Btw I'm totally revelling in typing this out loud!). Tis pretty frustrating actually as I'm two weeks late but the 8 pregnancy tests have all come back negative so know no crotch fruit is imminent. Just want AF to arrive so we can put this loooong cycle behind us and start afresh with the new.

Ah well, have got "In the thick of it" to look forward to tonight and a lovely lie in to look forward to tomorrow as DP has promised to attend to DS when he stirs at the crack of dawn rock and roll

Welcome ticket!! Have your cycles ever been so off before?
Enjoy your lie in!

Rock, ERTD finished last weekend, is that enough time to make an egg & do the magic stuff?
Oooh, well DH & his heartburning is a good sign, maybe he's having very early phantom pregnancy?? (same wavelength as ticket)

Andie, hope you're having a great night! I'm currently selling some of DS's clothes on eBay

Suffolk, :( Would a GP think you mad if you asked them for a blood test?

Really sorry don't have time for a proper post (wine to drink friends round) but just had to say at ticket's "crotch fruit"!!! Hahaha!! Brilliant.

Ahhhh Suffolk I feel the same about wanting to know, although I don't have any symptoms. And it feels shite doesn't it, literally pissing away all that money. I have forbidden myself from taking more tests until next Saturday, if it goes that far, when it'll be day 49. I'm sure the doctor's will be sympathetic though, so might be worth a visit?

AWomanCalledHorse I've never really been sure of what my cycles are usually like. Not because they're massively irregular (I think) but because I've never really paid attention or taken note . Wish I had done now though! Pretty sure they're nowhere near this long. Good luck with ebay selling, can put it towards the wine fund if you're that way inclined

Luckily I wiped before POAS and there was ERTD! Little bugger coming of nowhere I was quite hopeful of a BFP

No action here yet and h2b is in a mood so reckon sunday bonk is not on the cards either. Im out this month i reckon. Grrrr

Suffolk great big to you as well - I suffered with antenatal depression last pregnancy but I'm cautiously optimistic I will be ok this time (long story short, my boss was bullying me at work. I'd been handling it ok until hormones went haywire so hoping it was more influenced by that bitch than just pregnancy). I know they will be keeping more of an eye out for it this time though so hopefully you will be fine, and if not at least you will recognise the signs of it

Pink can't you have make up sex??? Always works to get DH out of a sulk

Suffolk ah, so a lot more than just being curious then! Tis good that they're aware and ready to leap into action if need be though.

And re: being glamourous - being convinced that DS was about to be born any moment, gathering up all vestiges of inner strength, pushing with all my might and producing a magnificent poo paid an end to any associations I might have had of pregnancy/birth and Earth Mother Goddess-ness

Ha ha, Ticket, that's funny :-) I'm not looking forward to public pooing. Ho hum!

Morning all. No shagging all weekend here and the offer of quick one before work was turned down. Hes a moody so and so at the moment. If he was a woman id think he had a visit from ertd! Dont know if iv ovd yet but as this is cd14 and weekday shags are not the norm and my folks will be here from spain from wed, im out this month. Its been 4 weeks!!! What have i done to deserve this? Hes a defo got something going on in his head, just wish he would blab so we can sort it out. We have been together 12 years and a month of nout does happen but he doesnt seen to get how important it is to get a baby! :)