Don your capes and stick your undies on over your trousers for the BESH superhero thread

[HaveALittleFaith]

NC optional but not essential. Create your tag line and describe your outfit in detail. Wanna be BESH superheroes must prove their might by undergoing a gruelling set of tasks completing the BESHtionnaire hidden elsewhere in old threads
Fly on in and make yourself at home in our obviously secret lair :)

we cannot believe it! MSB has gone from to and is picking out kiddie football outfits no child of mine is wearing a man u kit

Three million cheers!

Am stunned. Stunned. remind me us how long it has been for you?

It's you Rie, you're a good luck charm.

You can't leave again, we need to rub up against you (and Faithy) for good luck

FYI, it's not a groupie obsession, what we have is real. A true love [channels whiny teenage self circa Mark Owen obsession 1993)

Bloody Brilliant Faith. Brillo. Here, use some of this nipple glue on your wobble too.

Beautiful norf.

It's been 2 years 8 months rie. MSB started his meds in December. Might I point out to you all it was likely a conception under canvas!

Wobble? Wobble?

Hmm, Canvas is a luffly name if you're looking for something "yoonique"

2 years and 8 months is about the same as me. This is An Omen Let the mass diffment begin.

Um. Um. Um. Sorry to ask, given the circs, but it's normal to have a clump of blood fall out after an HSG right? And then lots of bloody dribbling?

Yup, I had that Rie. Had to wear a sanitary towel for a few days after mine. Not sure if it's flushing out old stuff [boak] or causing fresh bleeding.

I don't think pirates weep with fear, now, do they?

It's normal for stuff to come out. I had a lovely blue arsecrack the next morning. If it was something in your tube then whooshing it out of the way is exactly one of the things an hsg is for. Any pain?

WOW!!!!11!! Faithy

I heard the BESH celebrations. I am SO pleased for you & agree with Rie that This Is An Omen. Bring on the cluster diff.

jeffy, in honour of the occasion and all, you could always reveal your secret, you know...

Oh dear God above. I am so excited...

That's amazing! I take it His Nibs mood has perked up then?

Well the first lot looked fresh. It was, well you know, red.

Tubes looked clear. I looked at the X rays. It was all pouring out the other end of the frondy bits. Never knew Fallopian tubes were so long! My right one is a bit twisty apparently, but not blocked or owt. And I have an awkward cervix, which made the whole thing rather unpleasant. I wanted a sticker for bravery afterwards, but didn't even get a cup of tea. It said on the goddam leaflet I would get one. Shall I write to the PCT?

How are you spending your evening, Faif? Staring at piss sticks in bafflement!

Should I point out the I got diffed the month after I had an HSG?

PS Norf no pain apart from the scrapey feeling and bit crampy

Well I'm not Rie or Boo so that leaves the orange drink or the nice weather

Anyway Faith when did you POAS - talk us through it now

Did it mean shagging, Dor?

Pretend they were splashes of sea and no-one will ever know.

The leaflet said you would get a sticker? I want to move to your pct area!

No you fool! It said I would get a cup of tea!

Just as well. What on earth would they put on the sticker in the first place?

"I take care of my womble!" accompanied by a cartoon picture of a beaming fanjo?

Rie I don't think that the HSG is a substitute for The Sechs you know. But I could be wrong.

Did what mean shagging?