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Don your capes and stick your undies on over your trousers for the BESH superhero thread

999 replies

HaveALittleFaith · 26/07/2012 21:41

NC optional but not essential. Create your tag line and describe your outfit in detail. Wanna be BESH superheroes must prove their might by undergoing a gruelling set of tasks completing the BESHtionnaire hidden elsewhere in old threads
Fly on in and make yourself at home in our obviously secret lair :)

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HaveALittleFaith · 15/08/2012 21:44

I very much identified with Joey when she had the unrequited love for Dawson because I was in lurve with my best make friend too until he went out with my friend even though he didn't fancy her because he thought he could do 'better' than me and I realised he was a twat! I was an impressionable 16 year old obviously!

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KickTheGuru · 15/08/2012 21:45

I liked Joey as well but only because she was a random misunderstood smartass. Well, that's how she came across

I also think I was desperate for a best mate who I can stand to be in their company for any length of time

I found him now though Hmm

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 15/08/2012 21:46
Northey · 15/08/2012 21:50

Yay! My favourite pirate! My cunning ploy of a getting diffed in a potentially doomed way just in order to lure her back has worked!

FrankelSaysRelax · 15/08/2012 21:51

[handcuffs Rie to the nearest radiator]

How are you m'dear?!

Northey · 15/08/2012 21:53
MadameBoolala · 15/08/2012 21:55
Yummymummyyobe1 · 15/08/2012 21:58

I'm thinking either this:

www.agentprovocateur.com/autumn-winter-2012-gallery/whitney/info/whitney-playsuit

or this

www.agentprovocateur.com/?cmp=PS010203&gclid=CIuauvrB6rECFY8mtAodIC8ATg

for main outfit with Killer boots and pussy cat ears.

Special power: making men behave
Wepon of choice: In outfit one breast milk. Number two : a feather duster and fluffy handcuffs.

Yummymummyyobe1 · 15/08/2012 21:59

Tag line: you'll catch your death in that.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 15/08/2012 22:01

Gosh . Now then "Frankel", I'm guessing you used to have a different name, yes?

Oh luvver, I'm so hoping it'll be ok.

Look, it's Boo too!

Me? Oh I had my HSG today. It wasn't too bad Can't eat anything now though. not sure if the two are connected. It's normal for food to go down to your womble, yes?

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 15/08/2012 22:02

Er....how do those nipple things stay on, yummy?

HaveALittleFaith · 15/08/2012 22:04

Rie! Boo! Yummy?

Rie my womble was most displeased with me after my HSG. Well done for getting through it.

Now, er, do you laydees happen to have your nipple tassels to hand? Hmm Blush

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FrankelSaysRelax · 15/08/2012 22:04

Oh yes, forgot you missed the name change.

[lifts superhero eye mask] Tis I, Cavey Wink

Well done in HSG, bluddy uncomfortable but not o bad, yes? Did they say anything at the time or do you have to wait to discuss with a Dr?

MadameBoolala · 15/08/2012 22:04

Special Glue, Rie

FrankelSaysRelax · 15/08/2012 22:04

Faith???????????

Are you trying to tell us something? Grin

MadameBoolala · 15/08/2012 22:05

I've got some black ones. What are we celebrating?

Yummymummyyobe1 · 15/08/2012 22:05

ArielThePiraticalMermaid I'm not too sure to be honest

Northey · 15/08/2012 22:05

Frankel is our own dear cavemum. Her Frankel groupiedom just got the better of her.

Let go of that hand, boo, I need both to squeeze your tits properly :)

How was the hsg? Did everything look clear?

HaveALittleFaith · 15/08/2012 22:06

Er.....yes Frankel, I am! Grin

I thought I odd that I felt so rough - puked twice at work, been so tired, so I POAS when I got home....BFP! or 3

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Northey · 15/08/2012 22:06
ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 15/08/2012 22:07

I knew it was you, Cavey. Because I know about the Frankel obsession!!

FAITH SAY MORE.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 15/08/2012 22:07
FrankelSaysRelax · 15/08/2012 22:07

Wooooooo!!!!!

[strips down to outfit Yummy linked to]

Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Northey · 15/08/2012 22:07

faif, that is the best news EVER.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 15/08/2012 22:08

FUCK!!!!!!!! So amazing! Blimey.

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