June BFP thread! come join us!

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Thought I would take the plunge and start the June thread! I won't be getting my May BFP as my cycles are sooooooo long. Who's. With me?

Has anyone else named their cocks?!!

Kicking.. Nope!! Hav u?

Apart from tonights err festivities, we hav dinner with me, DH, DS, in laws and my rents 2moro nite, nite out with friends on sat nite, recovering sunday and then me, DH and DS hav a little hotel break (groupon deal!!) planned on mon&tues nights. Not a bad bday for mr snowshine all in all,hed best whisk me off somewhere nice in 2014 when I hit the big three-oh!

I think I burned out in my late twenties! Explored the market when single shall we say lol! Met dp at 28 I laugh about this ex now but at the time I thought something was wrong with me for not wanting it day and night like he did and he didn't help by saying I was frigid! Can't imagine why it didn't last haha

Now haven't named it... Yet! Although I do always say when he's getting dry 'I can see your willy!' as if its the first time! And flash my boobs haha!

You sound VERY like me Pinkie! Except swap late for early 20s.

When H2B is drying I squeal 'naked man!!!' like a girl. And flash my boobs.

Very similar mating technique. :-)

He goes "phwar" when i flash at him.

Last night he had a towel on his penis and was seeing how far he could fling it!

5 days left of dtd every day. Tired dot com

Haha towel willy Olympics!

Mine goes 'oooh boobies!'

Amazing isn't it?!!

I get dressed in the morning and he has to say something. I thought it was only him so its good to hear that every man on the planet is the same

It's weird because I WAS frigid. So was DH really. Our first few months of being in the same bed was cuddling. We've literally grown to love DTD with each other - which neither of us had before. We both never really enjoyed it before.

I like that. :)

All the same indeed!

I sent H2B a photo of our office decorated for the Jubilee and the first thing he said was 'There's no boobies in it.'

Breasts are all he thinks about.

I think that's lovely, Kicking. :-)

Means you're really comfortable with each other.

Hey Ladies, didn't we have some testers for today?

Wilde and MrsMellow, any news??

As it has been a while, I am including the testing schedule here -Red I have added you in the end now, I hope that's ok? I'll hang on on 6th till AF shows up and will then move myself at the end too.

Mrsmellow ttc #1 testing 1st June
wilderumpus ttc#2 testing 1st June
Floweryboots ttc #2 testing somewhere around 2-5 June
Hai1988 ttc#2 testing 4th jun
morecoffee ttc#3 testing 4th June
Tedmundo TTc #3 testing 5th June
Pinkie29 - ttc #1 - testing 5th June
OpenMinded - TTC #2 - Testing 6th Jun
AmayaBuzzbee -TTC #2 -testing 6th June
dreamydays ttc#2 testing 7th June
winkle2 ttc#1 testing June 9th
Jaquelinehyde ttc #2 - testing June 9th
WhenSheWas ttc#2 - testing June 9th
QTPie ttc#2 testing June 11th
QueenOfTheRodeo ttc#1 - testing 13th June
littlemisssnowshine - ttc #2 - testing 14th June
KickingUpQuestions ttc #1 - testing 15th June
RIBS - ttc#2 -Testing 17th June
KylieP ttc#1 testing Mid June
alkar ttc#2 testing mid June
redstrawberry ttc #1 testing end June

Lol kicking how cute! I did go through a very active phase at one point I couldn't get enough tho being in a long relationship then let loose at 24 will do that! I was surprised at how easy it was to meet guys! God i must sound a right harlet! Had my fun but was always careful

I'd defo calmed down alot when I met dp was fed up being messed about by guys only after a bit of fun for a few months and he was the same (girls obv) although we're not at it like a pair of teenagers there's other aspects of the relationship that I've never had before which are so lovely just little things like making me dinner buying flowers and cuddling on the sofa for hours on a Sunday evening, every other bf was literally go out, drink, sex.

Aww liking all your romantic and squealing at willies stories, ladies! We've DTD 3 times in 2 days and I guess we'll be back at it tonight. Wish I knew if this was OV time, although I know according to GP advice we're supposed to just shag like rabbits throughout cycle but yes....tired dot com!

Testers??? Hello out there?? Where are you Wilde?? Any 1st June BFPs???? Fx!!

loving all the sex talk! Mine goes "come to me boobies" no names except plain old willy

Sorry abt the bfns amaya! Waiting for AF to go away so I can join in with all the dtd fun.

It's June! Getting closer to testing...

Am also loving the romantic stories. Bringing back memories of the pre-kids days! Not to put you off ttc or anything! :)

No more "cock-grabbage" when one has children

I certainly never noticed my parents doing that!

I'd have needed mind / eye bleach if I had!!

HA HA mind-eye-bleach!!!

Trying to not get mental image - euuuuu def need mind eye bleach!

hi.. Wilde is taking a break from TTc I think so unlikely to around for testing. I can't remember if MrsMellow is still in the game?

I cracked today and tested with a FRER And seeing it is still 4 or 5 days off my AF it was of course a BFN.

but I am actually not at all positive about this month. I think, like Wilderumpas, that if nothing comes of TTc this month I am going to take a break from it. I think I still have some stuff to work through from the mc. It is actually quite scary for me right now to think about being pregnant so perhaps I need a bit more time to heal.

So good luck ladies, if I don't get AF next week I will test again and let you know but I just don't think that is going to happen!

I really don't want to see any of your ugly mugs on the August thread! get those BFPs girls. X

hey lovelies, popped in for a lurk because my ears were burning

I got my AF last week pretty much on time (guess I left before then?) and have just finished and will be ttc this month. Lots going on in my world post-mc so have nipped to the mc thread for some hand-holding as am so scared about ttc again!

good luck for the BFPs - am SURE there will be some from all the shagging going on in this thread! hurray! Will be lurking away, am very excited that some of you might find out you are pg soon, and might come and see you all when is testing time (june 27th) for more hand holding if anyone is still here?! :)

I also cracked and tested this morning - BFN with Frer AF due 5 june. I was feeling really positive the other day and on Wednesday night I actually felt pregnant (sounds stupid I know but I was the same when pg with ds before I tested) Feeling rather blue right now.

I'm going to test tomorrow 10dpo!

pinkie only do it if the possible bfn does not crush you! I really wish I have not tested today. but so major head mashing going on at the moment and thought I would just do it.

openminded .. You are same as me on AF date then. How do you feel about the bfn? in my negative mood today, I am feeling like that is the end of play for this month. I am going to just wait and see what Monday brings now. I get very obvious PMt .. Sore chin zit is the mega give away.

ted feeling really negative (could be pms) and also wish I haven't tested, it's spoiled my day. Not sure what I wll do if AF arrives- perhaps a trip to GP to test and check if I ovulate. Large glass of vino for me tonight...

Have you all seen the "No Symptoms. No Sticks. No Google" thread?

I found (honestly now) that since I ditched the "symptom spotting" and POAS and just starting to Hump My Husband - I feel less stressed about it.

I have also moved on from thinking that there are pregnancy symptoms. Because there ARE pregnancy symptoms but they only happen after a positive test and well after AF is missed.

What we think we're experiencing is normal old progesterone increase after OV symptoms