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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

What do we want? Positive pee sticks. When do we want them? NOW (and we are Brooking No Argument)

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whimsicalname · 19/04/2012 16:50

The last couple of threads got lots of people pg. Let's hope this is another lucky one.

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FluffyJawsOfDoom · 27/04/2012 14:25

PS I hand on heart promise I have no scan photos or preggo tickers on FB......... :o

NoMaybeAboutIt · 27/04/2012 14:32

I can indeed confirm there are no scan photos on Fluffs page Smile

Solars · 27/04/2012 14:50

Oh gosh Maybe that looks scary, just watching it on sky news...he's still in there...

Biscuitsandtea · 27/04/2012 15:00

Over his HGV licence Hmm

Sounds totally reasonable Hmm

I failed my driving test twice - maybe I should have made more of a big deal of it?

Hope you're all still ok though and they sort the lunatic out pronto.

Oh, and we're fine thanks for asking. Ethan is adorable, natch. Keeps his mummy up at night a bit sometimes but I can forgive him for being so adorable :) and on the strict proviso that this is not a long term situation of sleepless nights, Mummy likes her sleep!

ScrambledSmegs · 27/04/2012 15:03

Fluffy, Maybe I have pm'd you both.

SecretSparkle · 27/04/2012 15:04

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ScrambledSmegs · 27/04/2012 15:16

I think we may need to set up a private group on facebook, I don't think I want my RL friends knowing that I'm on a conception thread!

Anyone know how you do that? I'm pretty clueless about fb.

Sparkle have pm'd you. Don't know if it's possible to 'friend' me due to my security settings, but have a bash anyway!

SecretSparkle · 27/04/2012 15:20

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ScrambledSmegs · 27/04/2012 15:26

Fluff you are fast on the FB draw! It takes me hours, nay days to comment on statuses and photos.

I'm on my phone so can't really snoop on your profiles, but it's lovely to put faces to the people I've been chatting about such personal stuff with :)

FluffyJawsOfDoom · 27/04/2012 15:26

Don't worry smegs - I won't ask about your CM on FB that'd just be weird Hmm :o

His HGV License maybe?!?! Shock Hmm

:o

ScrambledSmegs · 27/04/2012 15:27

Thanks Sparks.

Good fb skillz. Brap brap.

BartletForAmerica · 27/04/2012 15:29

Ok, going to be brave and PM sparks about this secret group. I might try and work out what you all look like before joining though!

BartletForAmerica · 27/04/2012 15:40

Right I really, really need to get DS up after his nap (we were swimming this morning so he was shattered) but I am trying to guess which Brooker is which on FB. This is fascinating. Will be back later...

Solars · 27/04/2012 15:42

Oh, I feel kind of left out as no longer on fb :(

cartoonface · 27/04/2012 15:50

I wanna join!

ScrambledSmegs · 27/04/2012 16:01

Fluffy, I bought my CD from this site - Natal Hypnotherapy . I really liked it, but but you do need to listen to it pretty regularly in order to get brainwashed the full effect. I put it on my iPod and listened on the bus to work, not ideal but it worked!

NoMaybeAboutIt · 27/04/2012 16:03

Oh Solars you can be an honourary member.

Cartoon, PM me your name!

Smegs I have said it before, I'll say it again. You are so street.

I love cats too, had them all my life. He lives with my mum and dad still, he is 16. Bless him!

Crazy man has been arrested. It is so weird, it's like a ghost town outside,it is all still taped off!

ScrambledSmegs · 27/04/2012 16:05

Hi cartoon. How are you doing? Just PM me your facebook details and I'll see what I can do. I'm rubbish at fb though so please forgive me if I'm a bit slow. If I take too long Sparks seems to be the go-to brooker for fb!

ScrambledSmegs · 27/04/2012 16:06

Oops, x-posted. Yes, Maybe would be a better bet than me too!

Stacks · 27/04/2012 16:14

Could I join in? I know I'm just a lurker these days, but I do feel close to you all still. I'm actually in London next week, but it's possibly a bit soon to arrange?

cartoonface · 27/04/2012 16:17

smegs a cd got u preg?! wot is this witchcraft

ScrambledSmegs · 27/04/2012 16:25

Grin no cartoon! A CD helped me through labour with DD, totally different! I bought the one for hospital births, although I have my eye on the home birth one this time.

I see they do sell one for conception though, am a bit Hmm about that.

Stacks, pm me your facebook details and I should be able to add you. In theory...

FluffyJawsOfDoom · 27/04/2012 16:27

Don't worry Solars we won't be abandoning MN! :)

NoMaybeAboutIt · 27/04/2012 16:31

I've done it! Stacks you're on. Cartoon theres too many people with your name on fb, and I reckon they will think me a looney if I start talking to them about rat smacking. I have pm'd you my name though!

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