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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

What do we want? Positive pee sticks. When do we want them? NOW (and we are Brooking No Argument)

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whimsicalname · 19/04/2012 16:50

The last couple of threads got lots of people pg. Let's hope this is another lucky one.

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cartoonface · 27/04/2012 16:33

Blush must read things properly next time! my fiance showed me one on amazon yesterday thats why i thought it was the same thing. kinda think its all a load of rubbish though dont see how it can help u concieve

cartoonface · 27/04/2012 16:34

really how dare they theres only one me!

FluffyJawsOfDoom · 27/04/2012 16:35
cartoonface · 27/04/2012 16:38

think i got u maybe

whimsicalname · 27/04/2012 16:38

Cor, I go away for the weekend and you're all off without me.

Can I play fb too?

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ScrambledSmegs · 27/04/2012 16:39

There's only one me Shock

Now you know why I have my privacy settings so high!

Solars · 27/04/2012 16:47

Now I feel like I should re-activate my account just to add you all and find out why Smeg's privacy settings are so high!

ScrambledSmegs · 27/04/2012 16:52

There's an easy answer to that, Solars. I'm paranoid, and I have a very unusual surname. Thanks DH!

FluffyJawsOfDoom · 27/04/2012 16:58

There are 2 of me!

ScrambledSmegs · 27/04/2012 17:21

whims have you PM'd anyone your fb details?

Calamityboo · 27/04/2012 17:21

OK smegs I am here! What is rat smacking?

jenfraggle · 27/04/2012 17:24

There are a few of me on FB, I was the only one with my maiden name though

ScrambledSmegs · 27/04/2012 17:25

:) Rat-smacking is so named because a graduate of one of our previous threads equated TTC with the fairground game of 'Smack the Rat'. Because it's all in the timing!

Are you joining us then? G'wan, you know you want to!

jenfraggle · 27/04/2012 17:25
cartoonface · 27/04/2012 17:34

ok so do i need an invite to the group

GreenOlives · 27/04/2012 17:35

I want to join in on Facebook too please! Grin I'll PM Maybe. Or actually Fluff have you still got my real name from our messages the other day?

Calamityboo · 27/04/2012 17:44

Hmm well, ok, what do I need to do? Is there a special chant, promise or handshake I need to learn?

jenfraggle · 27/04/2012 17:46

All you have to do is stay :)

ScrambledSmegs · 27/04/2012 17:48

Um, no, but we have some acronyms that take some getting used to.

Apart from that, all you need is to want to get pregnant, and preferably have a partner that does too. Although that's not essential - just ask my neighbour.

ScrambledSmegs · 27/04/2012 17:48

And on that bombshell, I'm off to collect DD!

Calamityboo · 27/04/2012 17:53

Grin Smegs, Ok yes I am in. We have been trying since I had my impant out in August, stoopid cycle is 5-6 weeks, so I am peeing on a lot on t'internet cheapy ovulation sticks to work out when we should WinkWink feel like a bit of a cheat though caus this will be dc #3 DC1 is DH's SDS, it took over 2 years to get pg with ds2 :( I will not wait that long again!

BeedleTheBard · 27/04/2012 17:55

Been really busy so will catch up with everything tomorrow, but I've sent maybe a pm so I can join the secret group :o

ScrambledSmegs · 27/04/2012 18:35

I am a lovely neighbour, I'll have you know.

Welcome! Prepare to know far more about random strangers on t'interweb and their sexing habits than you ever thought possible Grin

TheLittleFriend · 27/04/2012 19:02

Ooooh, I wanna join the fb group. I'll email scrambled Smile

cupcakes when you're at the Harry Potter tour you'll be 15 mins away from me! And if you go on Monday, one of my best friends will be there too!

Only a quick one from me. DD has terrible ear ache and is already in bed. Crying again now.....

cartoonface · 27/04/2012 19:06

can i have an invite to the secret group please

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