The Rat Smacketeers will all get BFP's this month and we are Brooking No Argument!

[TheLittleFriend]

See a Rat. Smack it.

Hello Cupcakes hope you are OK.

Oh yeah Maybe we know each other and all the people from TOWIE! Ooh did you grow up there - maybe we went to the same school (although I recall you are young so I had probably growed up and left home by the time you went there). Er and no it is not acceptable to leave it a few days - you have 10 tests so you can afford to break one out TODAY. I did have a name for as-yet-unconceived-DD but I cannot remember it. I woke up feeling all weird like I'd forgotten something. I'm sure it will come true in 9 months' time.

Whim a shadow you say... you are going to be able to confirm very soon too methinks.

What an exciting day!

maybe a line is a line, there is only one test for you at that stage at that is first response or superdrug early ones. Go girl, I can;t take the stress, we need to KNOW

Maybe you have ten tests!! You can certainly spare one today or at least tomorrow morning? Your preggo brain is clearly confusing you if you're looking at a line and still not believing it!

Whims has a faint line too?

(tbh I think when Maybe said "tein pack" she meant "twin pack". That's still two tests though - surely she can sacrifice one??)

Oh yeah Imps you're probably right - sometimes it's hard to decipher Maybe's many typos

wooooohhhoooooooooo maybe I've known all along that this month is your month anyway We are fairly churning these BFP's out at a good rate now ladies, 1-2 every month??

Ever since I found out that cos of my CD1 date this cycle my due date will be 25th December I have pretty much knowed this cycle is mine too, based on the law of sod started SWI in earnest this morning, as I am not tracking this month I am still totally oblivious to whereabouts in my cycle I am CD10 and the lack of pressure from OPK's is actually helping I think.

I actually lol'd at generic asking your mum to pop round to maybe's with a box of pee sticks

I had a dream the other night that me & OH went to an old school rave in a warehouse, he got absolutely paggered popping disco biscuits then a man started trying to sell me a washing machine and I realised the warehouse was still full of white goods so we got a taxi home. Mind you I have random dreams most nights, I suffered from a hideously overactive imagination at the best of times. And I dream in colour with apparently makes me very clever I have had dreams where people from this thread are there - how the hell do I know who you are as I don't know what any of you bloody look like?! [you are all gawjuss of course!]

Maybe testing in a few days is not acceptable, ok? I insist you test ASAP, I will settle for tomorrow morning if I have to

Whims am brooking like mad that the shadow turns into a stonking fat line.

Is very exciting in here today. I can see my resolution of staying away from MN will not work.

Btw I wish I had a MC we live in a 2 up, 2 down northern terrace. We do have a little front garden, that makes you posh around these parts .

Oooh missed whims - brooking that it is you and not your bin that is diffed

OMG - Maybe you are preggo! Congratulations!!!

Just one word of warning re the pees sticks. Don't get one of those preggo stating ones until the day that AF is due or just past. I used one about 10 days post ovulations when FRER was giving me lines and it said "Not Pregnant" and I nearly died

I looked online and it said they need at least 50miu of HCG so best used on the day AF is due or just after.

You need a FRER - have you been using them? I used to hate them as I thought they didn't work until I got pregnant and then realised that they did!

. Maybe - I will make a sodding same day bank transfer to treat you to a pack of FRER and some waffles of you test tomorrow morning first thing!!! Please put me out of my misery

Whims - so sorry for missing you out. Congratulations too!!!

Scarlett was the rave actually in Olives' barn?

Oh and I think we have the same due date Scarlett so we are deffo diffed this month.

Does anyone have a contact with FR that they can speak to, get them to make a delivery this aft to maybe & whims?

Surely the amount we have all spent on the bloody things must count for something

generic I didn't think of that - it was a bit more warehousey than barny but hey, anything goes in dreamland!

Oh a double diffing, yes we shall sail through the next 9 months together and pop them out first thing on Crimbo Day and be home in time for Turkey

I have a craving for hot cross buns which I have had daily around this time since they have been 2 packs for £1 in Morrisons the week before last so I am going to succumb, my little Christmas dragon clearly needs the raisins...

Oh I love the idea we shall give birth in tandem on Christmas day and be home in time for pressies and turkey! I have HCB cravings too - it's surely a sign!

My dute date is 19 December - I'm actually busy that day, which is annoying - I'll just have to work around it.

Whims which pee stick did you use, and how long after you peed in your marmalade cupboard did the line appear?

Ooh I'm due on the 17th December which will be perfect as we will be settled back at home with our little baby. I need to start thinking of some cool Christmas baby names.

D'uh baby brain! I meant settled home in time for Christmas

I've picked my name for a girl-Seren. It's welsh for star. I've always been a fan and it's got a festive feel to it. Now I just have to convince DH that it's ideal despite us having no welsh connection

I've always liked Holly, but my Stepdad's DD [who later turned out not to be his DD at all by DNA - Jezz has nothing on my family] was called Holly and she is a twit. Plus I've already said my girl name is Scarlett .

Your MN ban is working well Cupcakes

Aaaah, Seren is a beautiful name! And it's Christmas themed!! sort of This is meant to be Cupcakes!

I've got a sort throat. I honestly don't know how I'm going to put up with another 38 weeks of this hell