The Rat Smacketeers will all get BFP's this month and we are Brooking No Argument!

[TheLittleFriend]

See a Rat. Smack it.

imps well spotted prefect

X post imps - you have got a sore throat from tale-telling on cupcakes

Poor Imps

Ive given up on the MN ban, who was I kidding I could never stay away from you guys for long!

Seriously I need to start cleaning my house as I'm on a double shift tomorrow and we have visitors over the weekend. I'm going to log off MN and get to work, In the words of the great Bean TTFN brookers.

I am reading this at the moment and thinking about getting wed again so that I can get all my guests to stump up £500

WTactualF?

I know can you believe the nerve of some people!! wishes I'd thought of it first

My God, I go off dissecting for a couple of hours, and you have produced 2 new pages!!

I am very sorry about the typos Generic that;s what happens with my fat fingers on my phone

If the baby is a girl, I'm considering Frera in hommage to all the FRERs that I've pee-ed on!

This has been my home page when I have logged on to my computer the last 2 days. Very interesting, and a sign perhaps?

Ha, brilliant Shiny Maybe that was Beyonce's thinking with Blue......

I have a few girls names I like. Boys are harder I think

Ooooh maybe thats why Beyonce called her baby Blue, after CB pee sticks

I love Seren and Scarlett and they are both Christmassy in my book.

Maybe I went to school in another town in Essex that also begins with C. Please will you use the FR tomorrow, pretty please?

God Imps I know, these preggo symptoms are a killer. Today I am absolutely boiling - in March - that must be because I'm up the duff.

Secret - Yes. Confirmation. Over.

Generic I also went to school in a town in Essex beginning with C. Well known for its squaddies...

I don't know what to call my baby - I have a list, most are appropriate for either sex:

1. Fedex
2. Tiptree
3. Brook(e)
4. Ramekin
5. Ratsmacketer
6. Pee-Stick (Peepee for short)
7. Internet (middle name Cheapie)
8. Marmalade
9. Simon William Ivan or Sarah Wendy India

10. Cervical (middle name Mucus)

Actually Generic that's a lie - I went to college there - school was in a small town/bigvillage not too far away.

I think I might be letting the side down, my spotting has turned red but its still not exactly a proper flow so I refuse to accept that its completely over, and will probably POAS when I finally get home this evening
But I will be demanding an explaination from my body on what its been playing at over the last few days.

Imps I nearly fell off my chair I like cervical.

Imps I didn't realise that you too were an Essex girl! Hurrah! I know where you both went to school

Musicao good luck on your first day!!! Can't believe it's here already

Beedle give us a full summary of the events of the last few days - when have you spotted? What DPO are you? When are you expecting AF (today, if I remember correctly?)?

:o :o :O Imps you crack me up...

ok, I'm 14dpo today and would normally expect AF today, don't normally spot at all.
Sunday I got a teeny bit of brown CM - temp really high
Monday evening a bit of brown blood when I wiped - temp dropped
Tuesday hardly anything -temp dropped more
Yesterday am, bit of brown/red blood in the morning then nothing - temp down to cover line
today turning from brown to red, but still hardly anything. temp really high (though I slept really badly)

though I have resorted to a little tampon just to stop me going to the toilet to check my damp cupboard every 30 mins.

last POAS on tues am BFN