The Rat Smacketeers will all get BFP's this month and we are Brooking No Argument!

[TheLittleFriend]

See a Rat. Smack it.

OMG. OMG. OMG - Maybe more faint lines????? Which peestick did you use??????? OMG. Go out and get one of those newfangled digital ones NOW.

OMG!!!!!

OMG! So much to comment on already!

First of all, Maybeeeeeee! Congratulations my dear! I know you don't believe it yet, but in a day or two it will sink in! You are PREGGO! Oh and by the way, not to sound like a weirdo stalker but I lived near Tiptree for my secondary school years and my parents must live quite near you from what you've said. I love the jam museum - we went there once after I pestered my mum and dad for ages - it was ace if you like wasps and sugar.

Shiny yes I said sexual intercourse in a Miranda way and not in a Barry White Love God way. I'm surprised he obliged to be honest.

Imps hurrah for your Fruitful (get it?) Shagging and Conception. Just a matter of confirmation in a couple of weeks (step 2), then step 3=baby.

Olives you have a BARN! Wow! You really are To The Manor Born!

Beedle and Sweetie I am mega excited for you both and am maintaining brooking power until you both get your BFPs.

Sparks stay away from the peesticks for a few more days, then you will get a lovely clear BFP, I'm sure of it.

Hello Stasi sorry about the morning sickness.

We might be getting an iPad as well - an iPad2 cos they are cheap now the iPad3 has come out!

Xposts there. Yes Maybe get a digital one! Do it NOW!

Beedle no idea what you're on about re Walkmans and having to turn over the tape to fast forward ahem

OMG maybe get thee to Boots!

Right, that does it, I'm getting in my car and driving to Near Tiptree to personally hand Maybe a digital peestick.

OMG I forgot to tell you I had a dream last night that I was in labour and I gave birth to an 8lb 8oz baby girl and she was beautiful. A premonition? I think so and I will brook no bloody argument!

Shall I get my Mum to drop you one off Maybe?

Generic that is a pregnancy dream!!!

I had one too three nights ago - I was in hospital and the nurse midwife (who wearing an orange dress) told me to go home as I was not in active labour. I wasn't actually pregnancy though. Then I left the hospital and there were three men on the ground writhing in agony because their brains had come out of their head. People were wrapping their heads in clingfilm to preserve the brains.

Bloody hell, I am so preggo.

WHERE ARE YOU MAYBE? I insist that you report in every 2.5 minutes with an update.

I wasn't actually pregnant though.

WHERE ARE YOU MAYBE??

maybe maybe is out buying more peesticks

WHERE ARE YOU MAYBE? You'd better bloody well be in Boots otherwise there'll be hell to pay.

OMG Imps we are both so preggo with dreams like that!

Come ON Maybe I actually have work to do but I can't until I've read the words 'Pregnant 1-2 weeks'.

Totally up the duff, Imps & generic!

MAAAAAYYYYYYBEEEEEEEE! POAproperS!

Btw, I always found when I got super faint lines on internet cheapy OPKs, I'd get lovely strong lines on "proper" ones. So you must be preggers, maybe - tis the law

OH MY GOD!!! Maybe you are most definitely preggo!!!! Can't wait for the official confirmation.

Sorry for the radio silence, I've promised DH no MN in the 2ww. However I had a feeling that today was going to be a historical day for the rat smackers

Btw Pop fantastic news about your scan. I'm so pleased all is well.

Right I'm back to lurking. Lots of love and brooking to all the smacketeers.

WHERE THE FLIPPIN' FLOP ARE YOU MAYBE?????????????

I'm here Imps

Got stuck on the tube!

I already have a tein pack of those newfangdangled piss sticks at home. Though I hear they are less sensitive, so am saving them for a few more days. FF says I am 11 DPO today, so still early.

Generic you do realise that because we have both lived near Tiptree, we must know each other (I get asked all the time whether I know the people in TOWIE. Actually, no I don't, I am far more classy than them)

Generic that dream is in fact a premonition. Did you have a name?

Beedle DH and I were actually talking about those walkmans the other day! How you had to be careful not to rewind it too much, or you'd wear the batteries down, and would have to wind it using a pencil I too am looking at an IPad2, plus I get a student discount! Winner!

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! A few more days???

I was planning on giving you a few more hours at most.

Oh, could you post a link to your chart?

Imps I am just too scared of a BFN plus those posh sticks are bloomin expensive Maybe the pee sticks are broken?

What does my chart say?

I don't think you can get false positives on peesticks??

Morning. maybe you work in a lab. Can't you find a way to test yourself?

Fwiw, none of my actual pregnancies have shown up as very strong lines.

Still no af here. I did poas at 4am, but was neg but when I fished it out of the bin looked later, there might have been shadow.

No real symptoms to report mind.