The rat smacketeers are brooking no argument!! All for one BFP and one BFP for all!

[Imps7]

Smacket on, ladies...

Sparkle I think this was before you were here, but I came home to find my pummy had eaten my fanjometer......

Well at least it's something to look forward to tomorrow Pop

Pops you can use milk instead if you were desparate to bake today rather than tomorrow :)

I am loving your typos today Maybe..."tenoing" for temping, "pummy" for puppy...unless you've created your own "special" language

Smegs building works sound like a pain in the ass - and to think you were hoping it would all be done by the time you got back from your holibobs. on your behalf (although also of new kitchen!)

I've been buying lots of new baby things recently Generic - there's a lot of poppage going on among our various groups of friends. Most recent was Tuesday - a new baby girl whose name sounds like a spell from Harry Potter and there are several more in the pipeline in the next couple of months. Looking forward to lots of newborn cuddles when we finally get around to visiting.

How much milk would you substitute, Imps - like for like, quantity wise?

Oh Imps it's hideous. I will blame it on the fact that I still can't see properly and am sleepy I like the idea of a special little language though

Generic I love buying baby things. Not many people I know are having babies at the moment though, therefore no excuses to go shopping

@ "poppage"; I've been oggling some newborns at farm toddler group (as they are far more interesting than tractors, although DS would beg to differ).

Smegs - hello again, lovely. Great news about cd23. Fx for you but either way it's good news.

Am feeling tonnes better than cd1 moans. Quite Jekyll and Hyde I am.

See you all soon. xxx

I'd do like for like, Pops - the egg is the thing wot makes it set, not the cream, so it should will work just as well, it will just be a little less rich.

Aww, I feel guilty for laughing at you now Maybe! Actually, no I don't

Glad you feel better Bean I also agree that babies are better than tractors.

Ah bollocks. AF is here Although at least the sick headache has lifted - I guess I shouldn't have forgotten my B6 every now and again this month

Pop, my tart/quiche thing uses greek yoghurt, not cream, so it's definitely the eggs wot does the setting (see Imps the expert above!).

Off to check out prices of CBFM's!

Imps and Pop thanks for the temping advice. I'll do some thermometer shopping this afternoon.

Maybe all those typos must be due to baby brain

Smegs I can't believe your kitchen is not finished yet. Hope the electrician has turned up.

Sparkle you are officially crazy! But that's ok as most of us are crazy too I've just been shopping. In superdrug I bought vit B6, tampons and 4 first response tests. I got a weird look off the checkout girl. I didn't really need the tests but a double pack was buy 1 get 1 free so I couldn't resist.

Bean glad to hear your feeling better about AF.

Waves to Generic

Well while I was out shopping AF finally came. I'm feeling very rough now. Anyway just to add to the mentalling I left the pregnancy test from this morning on my bedside table. I've just gone to chuck it in the bin and there is a stinking big pink line on there . Obviously it's way out of the reading timeframe so it must be an error.

Smegs very sorry AF has turned up. I was thinking it's very ironic that I've got AF on international women's day We are experiencing the worst part of being a woman

ERRRRR Cupcakes how do you know that AF is here, like, fo' shizzle? Sure it's not just a bleed??

Imps I wish I could hold out hope but it's very heavy and I'm in my usual agony

I'm currently doing the fertility friend lessons and my fanjometer is on it's way!

Ohhhhh, okay. So sorry Cupcakes . Sounds like a very near miss :(

Clearly AF doesn't want you to miss out on the joy of temping. How very thoughtful of her

Sorry she got you too Smegs. The stupid cow. (AF, that is, not you Smegs).

Stasi you must nearly be at PIAR day?

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Oh Cups you poor sausage. And Smegs. Gutted to hear about.the Bitch arriving. Treat yourselves well today. Xxx

Arrrgggg Biscuits thinks her waters have gone!!!! Arrrggg!!!

Thinks Imps?

no one is this incontinent!!

OMG Biscuits good luck! We are all brooking for a calm and serene birth xxxxx

Biscuits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good luck my lovely, sneeze that crumb out x

Oh Smegs and Cups I am so sorry the evil cow is here. But you will love fanjometering Cups

Smegs did you get a longer cycle this month?

Smegs and Cupcakes I am so sorry re AF. I agree with Imps, Cups, sounds like a near miss to me love. Sorry.

I really enjoyed the present shopping but everyone I know is either pregnant or just had a baby. OK, that's an exaggeration, but at least I get to buy things for other people and dream about my own bump, which will be here very soon!

Hurrumph I do believe AF is gracing my door - had a bit of spotting which is normal for 12 DPO pre-AF.

BUGGER OFF BITCH!!

Sooooooo exciting on the PSEPP thread! Too's CS is tomorrow so there will be two new Brooking Babies to join us! And Purple's due date is tomorrow too!! SQUEEE!!!