Sweetie I am more than happy to punch that peestick of yours in the face if you want me to. How dare it mislead you like this. You are clearly and obviously pregnant and I am brooking no argument on that one.
Being preggo is all about glamour, isn't it Pops and Cakes 
. Hopefully the windypops will ease off soon and you can concentrate on glowing and looking fabulous and effortlessly trendy with your beautiful neat bumps :)
Maybe, you do indeed have many fantastic strings to your bow, you clever ol' thing you. You will be a fabbo mother, having all these wonderful skills to pass down to your DC. I'm okay on the cooking side of things but that's as far as it goes - craft and I do not get on, so there's no point me even trying tbh! I don't want to pass my legal skills down to DC - in fact I would prefer to tell them to avoid going into law like the plague (of course I won't, it's up to them, but it's a crap career to get into and I wish I hadn't).
Whims it all sounds like it's coming together nicely for you! My friends used a "professional" letting agency and had more problems with them than with the actual tenant. It's definitely worth going with a recommendation if you know any landlords already.
AF is deffo on her way here - spotting and cramping this morning. I'm, like, well over it already innit and focussing on the lovely beautiful cycle 8 wot's coming my way. Oooh cycle 8 you're so pretty and lovely and wonderful! So much better than all the other cycles!
Right, I'm going to sharpen my arrows, polish my bow, mount my trusty steed and go AF hunting - who's with me??