Moo have a drink, FFS, a few won't cause a problem. Some people get pissed all the time they're pregnant, and they KNOW. Rude.
Also, excuse me... SLAP!... what happened to waiting to test? You're going to drive yourself batshit insane doing that. And then your body will say,'oh ho, two can play at that game', and then deliberately not be pregnant to spite you.
Disco sorry your puppy is being a PITA. They get better, honest. I remember when my mum and dad got theirs, when he first learned to wee up the (outside) walls, my dad had a thing about him knowing he was the pack leader. So my dad would then wee up the outside wall, and go 'MY house'. Seems to have done the trick, lol!
Although last time they came down to visit, he got a bit overexcited and cocked his leg up the sofa. And he's coming up on 6! I saw what he was planning and went NO Kaspar! And he dropped his leg, so there was just a trail of tiddle on the floor. Guess I frightened the pee back in. Then I shoved him in the back garden.
Festie Hellooooo! [waves] re: the wee explosions. As long as you're on the toilet, pants around your ankles and a bucket in your lap, I think you'll be ok. If I have a full bladder and sneeze while sitting cross-legged on the beanbag, I have accidents too. And this is before #1 even!
(subconsciously tenses and relaxes downstairs).
Jam I haven't been sick at all. I was worrying myself to death, thinking it hadn't taken properly, and then my mum casually mentions she never had MS at all. THANKS FOR TELLING ME EARLIER!!!!! FFS!!!
Here in not so sunny not so far from part of the Thames, I have actual skirting boards actually screwed to the walls. With wall plugs! I got to use my hammer drill, which cheered me no end. I have done just over half the bedroom this morning, and will do the other half this evening, once wanky neighbours have gone to work, even though FiL is staying over and we were supposed to be having awesome fun.
The sawing has been killing my back (and left me in tears, wah, no circular saw), so if any pieces are a bit too long I'll get the dremel (Moo: small rotary tool for cutting, grinding, drilling, sanding, ruining...) and just wazz it down the side. Fuck it, that'll do. Woodfiller cures all sins! 
3 sleeps til the 12 week scan. Have convinced myself that it's gone wrong and my body doesn't want to tell me. I know this is ridiculous, but I'm terrified I've a) boiled it in a too-hot bath and caused untold amounts of brain damage; b) squashed it doing DIY,; c) Just been crap in general. And you know what? If it has all gone wrong, it will be MiL's fault for buying something when I freaking well told her not to. Git. Thank god she's in Brazil or Germany most of the time. Although frankly, Antarctica isn't far enough!!!!