Wizard are playing and the tinsel is up. Come into the BESHmas office party for some inappropriate photocopying and brief, regretful relationships!

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Evening BESHes! Don your tinsel and Christmas tree earrings and dance into my office for some rocking around the Christmas Tree. First one to snog Brett from Accounts wins a glass of warm Country Manor and some Christmas snacks. May we getting SWI over the Festive Season and announce our wins in the New Year

In you come! Festive newcomers welcome - just search for and fill in the BESHtionnaire and submit for approval.

Not me, faif because it is crap . I have had a long and loving phone conversation with man for whom I have not yet found a witty name. And am now idly taking pictures off walls.

I always wanted to brook, and lurked with interest, but once the bfps started pouring in I realised it was going to end up like all the other fredd I'd been on in various names over the years. And that I needed a sarky, sort of place for playing the long game.

Want to hear something depressing? Kevin Costner's Wyatt Earp is on. His woman just said : "Let's have children Wyatt. Let's have a family before I'm too old, before I dry up inside. I can feel it happening Wyatt."

Can't get away from it even in fucking Westerns

I know what you mean about the BFPs pouring in Northey. That's why I drifted away from the Frolickers as well as them being a bit too wholesome for my taste.

Glad you pops is still with you Sunny. Parents are scary sometimes :(

faif I have just switched crapfactor on as I was listening to mizz music and it made me cry. X Factor is unlikely to make me cry (despite it being quite tragic....).

Letrozole is Clomid-type drug. NHS consultant pooh-poohed that route; private gynae thinks it is worth a go. I am ovulating but he thinks it will make me "superovulate". So in a while I could be the next Octomum or something.

I cannot remain consistently positive enough for brooking. Particularly once it started raining BFPs on there.

I think brooking is excellent when you're young and healthy and have been ttc for a bit but not forever. When I reintroduced myself I got a can't believe you've been ttc for so long ouch
Once it's been a while, and you're over the hill and dealing with dysfunctional bodies, the only way is BESH
here's ahem brooking for super duper ovulation and multiple baybees. You deserve a double or even triple win

Thanks Rie

Eurgh I loathe Pondlife.

The MN X-factor thread is the highlight of the show.

Totally. Only reason I'm still watching. Thread has lost considerable pace over last few weeks though, telling, no?!

I thought brooking was some new fertility charting/ conception method. Had to read up thread to work it out!

As in babbling brooks of ewcm, you mean, meds?

All of the crapfactor contestants have murdered Damian Rice songs this evening. I might have to hunt them down and teach them the error of their ways. I love Damo. Marcus even incorporated a cheesey crapfactor key change into his song.

I'm only watching tonight so I can see Coldplay. Louis Walsh needs to be put out to grass.

Brooking's not been around that long has it? I'm pretty sure I was on the first one, it was the month of the one and only time DH and I actually DTD.

Arf at bubbling brooks of EWCM. Remember Saltyair? She was awash with the stuff. Kept offering to share it.

Faith coincidentally I looked at the other ttc freds earlier today and was surprised to discover that some of you exist on them. I only ever wanted to be a BESH... You all have the appropriate mix of cynicism, humour and nice bottoms.

Evening all.

I only caught the end of X-factor, and the murdering of Cannonball. I read on a friend's status update that it had been deaded by the muffins, and was most relieved to find they meant Damien Rice's Cannonball and not the song of the same name by The Breeders.

Louis Walsh is like a gushing Grandpa. What happened to him?

Blonde me too. I did try a couple of others but never stuck at them. Too fluffy, not enough grit & bad language!

Rie when I first started on the BESH Fred I thought the term menkul referred to EWCM.....?!? I think it may have been Salty that put me straight

YY Boo he had 'work' done & turned into a bland bumbling fool.

Oh I am intensely dim. I don't know if it was the same friend, boodolf, but I thought she was actually eating some Lidl muffins while watching. Thank God I didn't embarrass myself by posting any sort of comment.

Oh that would have been brilliant :o

while we are on the subject, can I just confirm that menkul does actually mean being a bit mental?

Yes. Do you know what 2WOOFLING is?

Yes Northey but not sure how it originated.

Meringue anyone?

Just wanted to give dollargirl an open Invite to nestle in me buzzwams and I will stroke her troubles away not so near for a bit. Tis indeed a shitwad, and my delicious and very bendy friend they'regrrrrrrrrrrreat is right when she says that bad days are sometimes good, if you let yourself have a good wallow, you can pick yourself up afterwards. Or let us. Or a young sexy virtual boy toy of your choice.

I have been at my mum's in the countryside with No wireless and No phone reception. I'd never noticed it until now since I got my not as smart as it thinks phone, and it made me realise how addicted I've got. ^am resolved to spend at least one evening a week month year without internet to reset my brain to real life.

ringingram I will warm you with the frie of my lurve

I must go and watch the end of Elf, as I interrupted it with a run. (How is that normal?) "Santa!!!!!!!!! Santa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I have never referred to it as being anything else Northpole so as far as I'm aware menkul does mean mentalling about symptoms. Clear as mud?