O Little Town of BESHlehem: Population Waiting. We're no angels but we're being --really really-- mostly good...now give us what we want

[LauraPalmer]

Or we burn the place down!

Oh, and I prefer Pam Ann

Anyway schlaaags while we are waiting, I was going to send my Shag Dictator to bugs but she is up the duff already. Does anyone want to try the good omen of PMing me their details so I can send it to them when their next droid turns up. So far it has a 100% success rate of ensuring the droid stays away but this has not been a far reaching scientific survey.

Is free to a good home.

boo it is mean to tease us in this way!!! Get that gin down you and fess up.

I don't watch any of the vampire things except True Blood. Give me Eric on a stick please. Truth be known I'm not very good at watching TV series. All the good things are on too late. I am feeling more chipper today . Have resigned this cycle to the rubbish bin & will make an effort again after Christmas when we've been to the FC.

Have sneaked out of work early to get my hair done.

Like your sneaky style Sunny.

bugs thread has made discussion of the day!!!!

Pam Ann is FANTASTIC - brilliant performer, rightly raunchy. Dory I like your style.

Good plan on cutting out o' work early, Sunny. Me, I'm just sneak-posting from the loo during a coffee break! Really, this job just gets in the way sometimes.

Ummmm...KittenKat I would love to have a go with Herr Dictator (if it hasn't already been spoken for, of course) - can't seem to PM on this silly iphone, but will do so when I'm back home this evening, 10.30ish.

(Does anyone know how to PM from silly iphones?)

Back to work...Boolah, I expect a gin-soaked confession on my return.

I went to see Pam Ann with some friends who work for SleazyJet. Very amusing indeed :)

Ooh! Boo by name and by nature.

Mmm Benedict Cumonmysnatch mmm....

Weird. When I posted earlier the previous page didn't show up hence why I failed to comment on Boo's TMI secret. Tell us tell us tell us. And Pan Am. Which I want to watch. Maybe BESHers could be Pan Am girls. I've always had a thing for pilots since I shagged one worked at an airport hotel.

Glad you are back Ramwoman. (that's as gushy as I get ok)

Hair is looking beaut. Am off to an Enterprising Women awards dinner. Go sisters!

Ah sorry laura but faith has beaten you to it!

sorry too slow!

Fanks SunnyD

What did you do, Boobs? Come on. It was the turkey baster wasn't it? Wasn't it? Or was it bumsex? That won't win you your baybee you know.

Do you know what I have started calling the SD? Robert Mugabe.

Take your dictator of choice, SD-buddies.

OMG, we're on most active. I'll stop posting.

Boo hoo I feel poorly. I thought I felt better but I'm flagging now.
Booboo what did you do?!

madamecoy don't make me come over there and spank it out of you.

Northey I dreamt I met you actually. You were very, very tall.

I am quite tall, as it happens. Spooky! I imagine you as quite short, if you're interested. And that goateegirl has golden brown hair. Or possibly I really am just thinking of a goat who lives near here.

In a word association Mallet's mallet sort of way, of course. Not that I actually think you look like a goat, rie.

Northey I am 5'4 1/2", so quite short. But not tiny.
I had an itchy mouth but that stage seems to have passed. Almost.

Hello?

Poor friendlessbaby!

I am nearly 6'.