The BESHes are now getting cross. Because it's taking ages. Now look, Universe, cut us some feckin slack.

[Ariesgirl]

Now also, in honour of the Rugby World Cup, we can also take our pick of the strapping, fine-thighed walking sperm banks who will be on display in New Zealand soon. I vote myself to be the tournament's physio and also we can judiciously place a few eager volunteers into the Pit for Gloom purposes. They are so incredibly tough that they are not likely to go the way of Daniel, Cap'n Jack and Mitchell.

Roll up, roll up....baggsy the first go on Jonny Wilkinson.

Flipping heck! Could you get a superdrug one which is reportedly sensitive and gas nice purple ink? Squee!
If no Droid, will poas with fmu. Promise.

Blimey, is that how it works round here - one in, one out?!

Digital verification needed please, can't be doing with all the "is that a line?"

Congrats!

Aaaaaaaarh let the nekkid dancing commence! Congratulations bugger, we knew once you stopped doing bumsex you'd win a baybee! Er, is this the one you conceived with your mum in the room in nyc?

Oooo, how exciting. ESH duffage.

bugger When I conceived Bear we were really skint as we'd just moved house (Yes, somehow we managed to conceive during a REALLY stressful period when I was living mostly off green fags, diet coke & petrol station sandwiches, AND we must have actually SWI during those trips up and down the motorway) - so we were really skint. I had a couple of niggling thoughts - thought I was a few days late, so eventually yanked some money out of our food budget to buy a stick one friday evening and promised I'd do it sat morning with FMU. Friday night I went to bed miserable with cramps berating myself for believing it could be true and for having wasted the money (10 euros per stick here). Sat morning I awoke sans R2D2 and POAS - the line came up before I'd finished my wee. :)

I think it was ladygaga who had so many sticks she actually fashioned an ESH-crown from them!

just popping in to say congrates to buggerlugs I believe the saying goes 'a line is a line IS A LINE!!!' You are where I was a little over a year ago. several internet cheapies and a five pound super drug test later i was a leetle bit more convinced but not much :) dont waste your money on loads though, one test is enough.

Anyway congratulations you are having a baybee!!!

ps pone i believe it was a christmas tree. seasonal stick art.

how many cheapies did you do? i really dont think they can giv a falsepositive if you do it right.more ikely to give a flase negative. honesty dont waste your money just buy a superdrug one. they are perfectly good. sorry for rubbish spelling, theres no spell check on this tablet thingy! i knoow its going to be a long morning til you can get out to te shops!

bugger 'tis all normal. You will spend the next fortnight (at the VERY least) in google hell, reading everything on the interweb an feeling totally spaced out and wondering if people can tell you're a LOONATIC!

I got a BFP this time with an amazon cheapie - baybee very much here/there.

bugs !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow! nekkid dancing time! You haz had a win!!

My very much faint line on a cheapie didn't mean I wasn't diffed. Get thee to your nearest Superdrug. Get a non-digi own brand early test. They have always worked for me. Also a FRER double pack if you are feeling spendy.

Stay away from the CB Digis! They are evil.

As long as the line is pink, you is definitely diffed. Obviously you won't believe it for a little while. But it doesn't make it less true.

Am proper happy for you :) :) :)

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Yay baybee win for Buggeryluggery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so bloody CHUFFED for you Bugslife :o I am proper grinning. Hooray!

Woo Hoo! We haz ourselves a winner! Bugs - congratulations! Can I keep control pants on during nearly nekkid dance?

Oh Bugs I was exactly the same - convinced droid was coming, even had smudges of the stuff. Please to look at fred about a year ago for my insane driod coming rantings. Uh, droid didn't come, BugBoy did

I luff how all the ESH come out for a win :)

Right then, where was I?

Ah yes. My dear BESH I do so luff you all, and I have met a few ESH this year and they are all scrumptious beings. However, no matter how compelling is the idea of RL erotoviolence and boobage squeezing (ask that Pollypoo, she can't get enough of my norks I'm telling you ) with you all, nothing but nothing would get me to pay good money to watch STEPS perfom.

Now, if it was SClub it would be a different story :o

So Faith, are we looking at a double win situ? POAS already!

Cavemum, about 3 ESH got a win when I joined, it was fabulous :) (I will comment on your BESHtionnaire later).

dance with boo

Kat I'm more in the mood for

Thanks for the link, will be giving it a nice listen.

But it doesn't have a jaunty little dance with following the rainbow in it. I used to be wicked at doing the Reach dance aged 22 and pissed. It was a favourite on a drunk night out.

There really ain't no party like an s club party!
Obsessive knicker cervix checking 10.30am update...nada, niet, nuzzing.
Bugs are you off to shops on lunch break?
I cannot poas til I get home....

I could even do the heel flick bit of the Reach dance leaving at the drunkards in awe.

Heel flick? I do not remember this? I was probably too drunk anyway! Ahh those were the days...

Can't pee or won't pee faith?

Didn't you see the thread on Chat yesterday about the lady who found a positive POAS in the work loos?

Ackchewally my track of choice is Don't Stop Movin' , I made all my friends dance to it at my 30th birthday party.