The BESHes are now getting cross. Because it's taking ages. Now look, Universe, cut us some feckin slack.

[Ariesgirl]

Now also, in honour of the Rugby World Cup, we can also take our pick of the strapping, fine-thighed walking sperm banks who will be on display in New Zealand soon. I vote myself to be the tournament's physio and also we can judiciously place a few eager volunteers into the Pit for Gloom purposes. They are so incredibly tough that they are not likely to go the way of Daniel, Cap'n Jack and Mitchell.

Roll up, roll up....baggsy the first go on Jonny Wilkinson.

FaithBabe, Lincoln ain't all that far away...we spend a lot of time in Cambridge. And I can stamp your passport for you.

Manchester could work, DH's family live near there.....

BESHness in Londontown!!!!!

Regarding the DP - he seems to be quite serious about not being ready (despite all my post-MC tears and honest longing), but we're not actively using any protection.

Stupid phone dying. Lost last message. Will click on again once I'm home.

MSB said he would like to be in the locality in case you are a nutter!

Well if you're not using any contraception what does he expect might happen? Get some nice pants on and do your thang!

I like the Hilton Canary Warf. The Radission is nicer though. < hotel geek>

Oooo, Laura I'm not far from Csmbridge (think horses, LOTS of horses)

www.google.co.uk/m/search?site=images&source=mog&hl=en&gl=uk&client=safari&q=jimmy%20carr&sa=N#i=3This is Jimmy Carr.

InTheSunshine Alan-feckin-Carr??!!
Jimmy Carr has luffly skin and when DH and I met him after a gig last year he told DH he was punching over his weight. [ignores the fact he probably said that to every other couple he signed autographs for that night]

Csmbridge = Cambridge obv [hhmm]

Girl still poorly sick. No sleep ahead tonight. Will see you about 2 again no doubt. Put me down for steps in Manc. Welcome captaincavewoman , pleased to make your acquaintance. Night all x (ps I feel a north midlands meet coming on)

I don't like steps but have FOMO re BESH meet up. Boo can we go to Atomic Jam instead?

Welcome Cave. Good BESHtionnaire. You pass as far as I am concerned. I am a little concerned about the salsa teaching though. You're not some kind of fitness health freak are you? You still like cake, yes?

Your comment about your OH punching above his weight has reminded me. Last week, Mr euro was on a stag. He went to some lap dancing bar (along with every other stag night cliche). It's not his sort of thing and was his first time ever in one. Anyway, everyone else got private dances. One of the blokes asked why he wasn't. The stag said "you haven't seen his missus". Hopefully meaning that I would give the 20 yr old eastern europeans a run for their money rather than I am a complete dragon who would castrate him for having a dance (I wouldn't, am quite relaxed about that sort of thing). Anyway, I am taking the positive meaning from that. I was never too sure about that friend but I think I like him now.

Bugs and Laura should we try for a mini-BESH meet? Will you have time, Bugs? Will GP think you are menkle for running off to meet barren ladies from t'interweb?

The 4 Seasons is THE hotel at the Wharf. I used to go there for drinks when I was feeling flush.

Ta Euro, no defo not a health freak - just enjoy dancing and decided to make a bit of cash on the side. Made £50 tonight
Cake is most definitely on the menu - first thing I did when I got home tonight was pop the kettle on for a and cut myself a chunk slice of the coffee and walnut cake I baked earlier this week

Phew!

Mmmmmmmm cake

I luff salsa dancing. I went got ages bit had no man. Got to advanced levels but without a man it got a bit pants. MSB Mr squidgy baybee refuses to.dance unless exceptionally drunk. Which doesn't aide co-ordination

I did him. He liked it.

Yes to mini-meet up in London. (Silly me hadn't even contemplated the potential dangers and complete idiocy of meeting up with Internet strangers...of course we're all a bit kook-a-luka...that's how we ended up at the alter of BESH!)

Shhhhhhhhhhh...he's coming back

Nice work LP!
So Droid is current still awol....at this right I'll be poas tomorrow. Very strange.

Turned to BBB just now and said 'well that was a considerably better night' and with perfect timing Molette coughed and threw up over me and her I tell you, if it were on a sitcom it would have looked contrived [hgrin]

Just popped on to kick haveyougotaticktopisson in the kidneys. Back later to see if it has any effect.