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The BESHes are now getting cross. Because it's taking ages. Now look, Universe, cut us some feckin slack.

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Ariesgirl · 25/08/2011 20:47

Now also, in honour of the Rugby World Cup, we can also take our pick of the strapping, fine-thighed walking sperm banks who will be on display in New Zealand soon. I vote myself to be the tournament's physio and also we can judiciously place a few eager volunteers into the Pit for Gloom purposes. They are so incredibly tough that they are not likely to go the way of Daniel, Cap'n Jack and Mitchell.

Roll up, roll up....baggsy the first go on Jonny Wilkinson.

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 27/10/2011 19:26

Oooh I go off have to do sodding work at work and there's all these posts and a new ESH! Or fresh meat....which I a catching up on at present.
I iz very distracted.....
Welcome cavey you pass by me. Reckon we've crossed paths before. I am a relatively new BESH myself.
So...weirdness....last four cycles I've spotted before the Droid rocks up. Futility fiend reckons it's coming tomorrow...but nothing. Nada. Not even a sniff sadly yes I do mean literally Few squidges in the womble. Rather strange.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 27/10/2011 19:26

Ps took me about half an hour to write that.

KatAndKit · 27/10/2011 19:28

Fresh meat is very funny. I loved the one a couple of episodes ago with the losing the virginity debacle. That was hilarious and we were pissing ourselves laughing. Also watching bad sechs on telly made us decide to go and do some better sechs upstairs after. Result.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 27/10/2011 19:30

That is what happened in our house too Wink

KatAndKit · 27/10/2011 19:31

That is funny. I am now imagining some sort of mass synchronised shag after the end of the episode taking place. Although we had plussed the programme so it wouldn't have been synchronised really.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 27/10/2011 19:37

We do the same...11 iz too late on a school night. Would be knackered the next day.

buggerlugs82 · 27/10/2011 20:04

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 27/10/2011 20:07

E4 Wednesday at 10 :) all about group of students who miss out on halls and end up in a shared house. Very funny!

KatAndKit · 27/10/2011 20:12

It's like the Inbetweeners have grown up a bit and gone to university but there are girl characters in this too. some of it is so cringeworthy!

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 27/10/2011 20:13

I'm catching up with Steps reunion :)

KatAndKit · 27/10/2011 20:15

Tragedy!!!

buggerlugs82 · 27/10/2011 20:19

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 27/10/2011 20:28

Shall we go together?!

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InTheSunshine · 27/10/2011 21:12

Hello Cave. Good answers but Alan Carr ? Him with The Teeth? Each to their own. You pass.

Bugs I was watching that Dale Farm program. Now I am watching my favourite program of the week - Educating Essex. I luffs it.

InTheSunshine · 27/10/2011 21:14

Actually it was Jimmy Carr. Better. Although smug. Sorry for thinking you had a crush on Alan.

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LauraPalmer · 27/10/2011 21:18

Oh my goodness - could I ever be more jealous that the lot of you have lives that allow you to spend all the good hours BESHing? I only seem to manage the after-hours business - and yes, I'm American but I live in London so my clock shouldn't be this far off. I'm still weeks behind on responses, while finishing off a new theatre piece and simultaneously trying to dig myself out of a really deep depression hole. Blah.

Okay. The arts answer - I'm a maker (director) and yes, I do believe that hard times = better art. The dabblers fuck off when the going gets tough and the cream rises to the top (near penniless but satisfied to some degree).

Whew. I've been meaning to answer that for days...I'm slow. And never on the computer. And I've been out of the country, avoiding contact with the world.

Good god, this is an extremely selfish little post! Where are my manners???

Welcome CaveFace

Also...

Rie, I iz glad you're back. And hope you iz happy with that rugby cup win.

Boo, you make me feel all giddy inside. I will understand that you may bow out but please know you are a very happy-making element of this fred.

Buggalicious, you're exactly the kind of laydee that I would want to bike along side. I think you would kick my ass and I would grudgingly appreciate every minute. Am happy you're here.

Faith, Star, Alpine, Euro, Sunny and all, I iz gettin' far too mushy...but I'm a little in love with every single BESH.

And now. Will you weigh in? I've done my peeing, the lines match, ovulation is nigh...am I a really bad (ageing, barren & frustrated) woman to 'accidentally' take advantage of DP's sperm? I know better than to post it on 'that' wall...BUT, Am I Being Unreasonable to secretly know that I am definitely ovulating and therefore actively seduce my not-ready-to-keep-trying-right-now-already-a-dad-so-it's-not-the-same-for-him DP?

Virtual cake and gin for answers, please.

LauraPalmer · 27/10/2011 21:22
LauraPalmer · 27/10/2011 21:23

Ummm. That should have read 'texting'...but I wouldn't put it past myself to POAS on a train.

Which one is Jimmy Carr??

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 27/10/2011 21:25

LP that's the only swi we tend to have....
bugs I'm in Lincoln nowhere near anywhere so it would be easier for Midlands but Landan town is do-able. Where iz you?

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InTheSunshine · 27/10/2011 21:28

LP How serious is your DP about not trying? Is he in the Never Again camp or the Not Right Yet camp?

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