The BESHes are now getting cross. Because it's taking ages. Now look, Universe, cut us some feckin slack.

[Ariesgirl]

Now also, in honour of the Rugby World Cup, we can also take our pick of the strapping, fine-thighed walking sperm banks who will be on display in New Zealand soon. I vote myself to be the tournament's physio and also we can judiciously place a few eager volunteers into the Pit for Gloom purposes. They are so incredibly tough that they are not likely to go the way of Daniel, Cap'n Jack and Mitchell.

Roll up, roll up....baggsy the first go on Jonny Wilkinson.

Cavey, have you been waiting until you are thirty before you asked to join?

Find the BESHtionnaire, find it......fill it in and get back to us.

You will find my presence here very intermittent. I throw a strop occasionally and leave - not at anyone in particular, just at my aged womble and typical Bad Luck In Life. But if I may be serious for a moment, like someone said upthread, I have much to be thankful for whether a baybee appears or not. A lovely (if occasionally gormless, thoughtless and useless) and dare I say it DEAD FIT husband, a pretty unique business which I own, and I live in a fabulous place. And I luff my cat. In fact, I sometimes think the only reason I am TTC is because I can't bear to think of the cat dying in a few years leaving me with nothing to cuddle.

Don't say welcome back, as I might piss off again.

I turned 30 6 months ago but [whispers] never really knew what the BESH stuff was about

I will answer all questions when I get back from work.

Hello cavey and welcome.

I am having a Bad Day. Next to no bloody sleep at the moment. Why is it that men are unruffled by the things that women are worried about? Grrrrr.

Hello Cavey! Yes, a new ESH is just what we need. I do like a BESHtionnaire to peruse.

Even if do stop ttc I'll keep posting if I can deal with it headwise mmkay? However I am undecided. I realise that I did this exact same thing this time last year - cycles eh?

X-posts with loads of you. Bugger that is very :(

bugs that is awful and must have made you feel worried too.

I did weightwatchers today! I actually read the book and counted points and everything. I am practically a size zero already, and my buzzwams are disappearing I'm telling you!

congrats boo I have done that before once some time many moons ago. i did lose some blubber on it too actually. I liked the fact that if you did some exercise you could earn yourself the right to eat some sweets.

:o Virtual cake is fine Bugs.

Kat I've done slimming world 4 times and I am pig sick of it so I decided to have a change. It's hilarious though - just like Little Britain.

SW was no good for me I tried that too. Basically it was too healthy for me with the green days and the healthy extras and the "sins".
When I did WW you could have what you liked. That meant you could eat salad and veg all day and wash it down with a bottle of red. Much more my style!

Oh you must have done the old SW then KitKat - the new SW Extraeasy is marvellous. I seem to be losing weight pretty easily on it - and I am an eater!!!! My Mum keeps commeting "you can't possibly eat all that and still lose weight?"

1. Gin?

Naturally. Preferably quaffed straight from the bottle

2. Men
   Gold digger ? DH is 6 years older and an RAF officer ? hmmm, uniform!

3. Baybee-making - to put a baybee in your tumtum, which hole do you use:
   a) weewee
   b) poopoo
   c) foofoo
   d) none, you just pray to the baby Jebus.

A combination of c) and d) these days [far too straight laced for [gasp] b)

4. Testing - when someone wonders if they should test for updiff (pg), do you: a) bellow 'POAS!' at them non-stop and punch them repeatedly in the kidneys till they wet themselves anyway. b) Sprinkle them with babydust and send them hugs and kisses on lickle baby angel wings.

a) followed by a) rounded off with lashings of a)

5. Is R2D2: a) an adorable robot from Star Wars. b) the source of all evil.

Under normal circumstances I would say my (adorable) cat is the source of all evil, but for the purposes of this questionnaire the answer is without doubt b) [not a fan of Star Wars]

6. what colour are your walls?*

Magnolia in all rooms ? it?s a brand new house and we only moved in 10 weeks ago.

7. Number of pets?

See answer 5 ? one black and white evil overlord moggy answering to the name of Molly

8. Inappropriate crush of shame?

Jimmy Carr

9. Lesbian crush?

Katya Virshillas off of SCD

10. Camping?

The work of the devil. Last camped when I was 11 ? a duck crapped on our tent and our teacher made me clean it off

11. How much money have you spent on sticks you then urinate on?

i) Oh nothing, I'll probably catch first time and then get the doctor to confirm it.
ii) Over 100 quid
iii) I opened an account on ebay solely for the purpose of purchasing sticks

I had managed to spend very little due to my PCOS making my periods very erratic (4 in the last 18 months), but in the last 2 weeks I peed on an entire pack of OV sticks, so I suspect ii) will be happening very shortly.

[crosses fingers]

Jimmy Car! He has that dreadful laugh doesn't he?
I think you have passed the entrance exam even though I don't know who your lesbo crush is. pliz to link to a photo?

Jimmy Carr, yup laughs like a seal and tells ver rude jokes

Katya

Right, I'm afraid I must away - salsa class to teach. I shall return before the night is out to snuggle in your ample bosoms