The BESHes are now getting cross. Because it's taking ages. Now look, Universe, cut us some feckin slack.

[Ariesgirl]

Now also, in honour of the Rugby World Cup, we can also take our pick of the strapping, fine-thighed walking sperm banks who will be on display in New Zealand soon. I vote myself to be the tournament's physio and also we can judiciously place a few eager volunteers into the Pit for Gloom purposes. They are so incredibly tough that they are not likely to go the way of Daniel, Cap'n Jack and Mitchell.

Roll up, roll up....baggsy the first go on Jonny Wilkinson.

I hardly ever POAS. I've bought some cheapies off the internet but I just know every month that I've not won a baybee. Same symptoms every month. I'm hoping that when I'm finally diffed I will also just know.

Boo just found that Old Ravers Fred. We definitely need to meet up

Yes, we must. I think Moleonthefoufou would be up for it as well. :)

Let's do it! Moley you in? Anyone else?

I'm up for a meet up.

I'll meet anyone, anywhere me!
I had the swi last night, not sure have banked enough pre laying though (again) will see..must buy smiley sticks for next month, hate the thought that might have just missed it, even though am trying to 'relax a bit' about it

bugger don't watch Jezza- just don't. (I don't need to, being as how I get to experience it just by walking through the streets of my fair town)

sunny you are quite central- shall we all just rock up at yours? [hgrin]

I have bought a witch costume for halloween party at playgroup. It's very buxom-not sure really appropriate for da kids.

Crikey bugs you must be sick. I tend to stick with E4 that time of day!
I had a dream about a MN meet up, it was very weird. But in.theory it sounds like fun.

Oooh yes come to sunny Derby . We can drink fancy cocktails and other nice stuff. I know all the best places.

Mole I've bought ov sticks for next month too. And SSG has bought some high strength spunk tablets plus lyocene (sp?) and garlic. Project baybee win.

Bugger what's up my old china? Things must be bad if you're watching the devil himself. You could make it more interesting by playing jezza bingo. Make a card of the shows favourite lines including -

You should have put something on the end of it.
So you slept with your boyfriends brother / sister / dad ( delete as appropriate)
Did you drink / take drugs whilst you were pregnant

You get the picture....

I am tres emotional today.

I am feeling tres emotional too. More fucking facebook scan pics for people I know. Really, really fucked off with it all now.

It's fecking shit Dor

Thanks. I am due on... am sensing imminent droid arrival tomorrow. Bastards.

I couldn't even enjoy my weekly yoga session tonight. It ended up being yoga lite because a preggard invaded and the teacher is not qualified in pregnancy yoga and wasn't really sure what to do with her so we all had a fairly low key class. Grrrr.

We are cycle twins Dor I can always predict droid arrival due to very restless nights sleep 2 nights prior. Odd. Something to do with progesterone.

Loving the word preggard Euro.

At lunch today I spent a whole fucking hour surrounded by baby talk. Usually I can take it. Today it wound me up. Definite droid predictor.

Feeling the misery. I have pms. Droid expected Friday.
Yesterday my friend gave birth to dc1. She started ttc 9 months after us. She has had her child. I am still trying to win a baybee. Fecking brilliant.

I want to be a preggard. I'm just jealous. Havea my friend had DC1 2 weeks ago. I was v happy for her though as she is a BESH. My other friend is due in Jan. She got diffed 2 months after coming off pill. But as my needles woman says; it is what it is. We can't change it.

SSG has just come home from running club ( I refused to go tonight, too mardy) with maltesers for me. Knew I married him for a reason!

Most days I follow your needle lady's mantra. Today I chose to wallow in self pity he was born yesterday on the anniversary of my Mum's death which probably hasn't helped my gloominess

Tonight I couldn't give a toss about being happy for other pregnant women. As far as I am concerned they are all undeserving. Told you I was feeling unreasonable!

Yep Dor that's bordering on unreasonable

Admittedly I did see a particularly undeserving 20-year-old today who was continuing to use loads of drugs even though she had just found out she was 10 weeks pregnant. I wanted to wail "how come she can get pregnant and I can't?!"

Faith it's a very good reason to wallow in self pity. We are all entitled to it sometimes < currently stuffing face with maltesers doing exactly same thing>

Oh Faith :(

Talk of the droid and the bleeping metal fucker will appear. Cycle 27 come on down < hands Bootycall maltesers>

Going to bed now schlags. Night all < kicks droid veh hard on way out>

Boo wins prize for making me blub :) probably needed it.