The BESHes are now getting cross. Because it's taking ages. Now look, Universe, cut us some feckin slack.

[Ariesgirl]

Now also, in honour of the Rugby World Cup, we can also take our pick of the strapping, fine-thighed walking sperm banks who will be on display in New Zealand soon. I vote myself to be the tournament's physio and also we can judiciously place a few eager volunteers into the Pit for Gloom purposes. They are so incredibly tough that they are not likely to go the way of Daniel, Cap'n Jack and Mitchell.

Roll up, roll up....baggsy the first go on Jonny Wilkinson.

kitkat I very much agree with you and you've articulated what I wanted to say in that yes, I have Bear. I won him via BESH. Even had we not been lucky enough to conceive again I'd always have had Bear and I would've been able to reconcile that.

It is fucking TERRIFYING how difficult it can be to conceive. Was talking at the weekend how if we go for number 3 - would start autumn 2012, I have probably fewer than 100 fertile days left in my life. JB will still be fertile in 40 years. I have just 1-2 days a month for maybe 4 more years! Need to do lots of The Sechs!

Well done on the work kitty. What are you buying shopping wise?

I am being soooo good right now. We went in to a fancy shopping town and said "OK, 50 euros each, no justification needed, buy whatever you like". We came home with one book costing 10 euros. crap.

I am buying bigger clothes with elastic in them. And some new jumpers as it is bloody freezing at the moment.

It started as a 'I feel terrible' and escalated rapidly 'bugs'...people saying you can't say you're worse off than others basically. But some people were vile :(
Well I've been nesting cleaning today, tidying round the house and cleaning. I am shattered!

Heh@bugs

faith I have been feeling oddly melancholic too. I was close to tears yesterday a couple of times for no particular reason. And I should have been happy as I had just been to Bluewater and bought myself many pretty things. Also, a letter from the Inland Revenue (fining me for not submitting a tax return they never asked me to submit) has left me oddly discombobulated. When it should really be no more than an irritation about penalising me for their crap admin.

I almost cheered myself up overnight. I had a dream that I was away for work and met Patrick Swayze. And he came on to me. But then it all got very frustrating as I was trying to smuggle him up to my hotel room but kept getting thwarted. I am sure it means something (more than I would really, really like to have boffed Patrick Swayze in his Dirty Dancing heyday).

I've just remembered another bit of the dream: Patrick was convinced that as he had aged, he had ended up looking like Booby Ewing from Dallas and I had to keep reassuring him....

Ewww euro shags dead people.

I know. It's like the Sixth Sense gone really, really wrong.

PS - that should be Bobby Ewing, of course.

Hello. My head is still hurting. I drank my own body weight in Cosmopolitans last night.

I have a digging pain in my side. Do you think I'm diffed, or just constipated?

You lots iz a bit weird
I iz feeling better today. I was super tempted to flake on my plans to drive to Stoke-on-Trent no short distance from Lincoln but I made the effort and I'm glad. Shattered now though!
Weighed in the Wii yesterday, I reckons I lost 6lb! In a week :) I.am a bit chuffed and motivated to continue.
Boo where are you cycle wise?

in the middle somewhere... hang on....

CD17 of 25. I have had this digging pain before and it was nada so I expect this is the clutching of straws.

Congrats on the weight loss. I joined weightwatchers on wednesday and have done nothing about it. I am officially rubbish.

I've had a niggling pain on my left. Though it was ov pain but it's lingered way too long. I'm.cd.... 25 Blimey that went fast of ?28. Let's clutch at straws together.

Or we could just sip our gin through them?

Actually the thought of gin isn't quite as appealing as usual today.

Where were you drinking Cosmopolitans Boo? I luff them.

Nice work on the weight loss Faith 6lbs is good going!

I am CD 24 of 27. Pass me a straw pliz. When If the droid turns up I am re commencing project baybee win in the vain hope of a FCFU. Mad? Pointless? Setting myself up for a fall?

Euro Booby Ewing sounded better

I was in Zummerzet Sunny.

Night BESHes!

Do us a favour, if Droid is still awol in the morning, poas with fmu? know that crazy person rooting through bin just to double check tests feeling well

Ok I'll let you off til the Amazons arrive. I only ever have a stash of cheapos and one cbd, still awaiting the day when I feel justified in using that baby after about 15 cheapo bfps