The BESHes are now getting cross. Because it's taking ages. Now look, Universe, cut us some feckin slack.

[Ariesgirl]

Now also, in honour of the Rugby World Cup, we can also take our pick of the strapping, fine-thighed walking sperm banks who will be on display in New Zealand soon. I vote myself to be the tournament's physio and also we can judiciously place a few eager volunteers into the Pit for Gloom purposes. They are so incredibly tough that they are not likely to go the way of Daniel, Cap'n Jack and Mitchell.

Roll up, roll up....baggsy the first go on Jonny Wilkinson.

Hello ladies!

I am in Ireland (for work).

It has been a very long day but I will look in on the bun fight before bed!

Oooh Bugs will your film be on crimewatch?! Did the women get arrested?

Euro you get about it (with your work) don't you!

Still sechs failing. Today it seems that running is more important. Sometimes I think that SSG thinks that we'll just wait for IVF & a fecking baby will appear. Whereas I will do anything to get a FCFU. Anything. If I try to mention that it's a Good Time for shag then I am 'putting pressure' on him. Gah!

Oh Sunny that's megacrap :( Is he seduceable? You're bloody gorgeous, I'd do you anytime darlin' :o

Boo we've got more chance of getting it on (and we'd probably have more fun)!! He just told me I need to cheer up. How the blardy hell are you anyway my love?

Sunny I'm having a week of irritation. TV downstairs has broken. My laptop battery needs replacing. My car won't always start and I'm taking it down to mechanic tomoz (dreading the possible bill). And the curtain rail with brand new curtains fell down. (bet you wish you hadn't asked!).

Boo it's all to do with Saturn & Jupiter aligning according to my horoscope.

I managed to get a shag seduce SSG last night

Am off to the pub now. Happy weekend everyone!

Car started perfectly today. Mechanic can find nothing wrong with it. Fucking Saturn messing with my Clio

Oh and Happy Shaggage!

Hoorah, managed the sechs on Wednesday and lured MSB to bed again tonight! Well if he's got any straight swimmers I think they'll at least be in the vicinity when I lay an egg. Very enjoyable too
Sometimes I wonder if I'm sharing too much on here.....he did get me to promise I wouldn't quote him directory any more but I think because it's fairly anonymous he's not too worried.
Anyone around this evening?
Boo that happened with my old car...
Probably just Saturn but with mine the fan belt snapped eventually

Weird night with a big job coming to fruition, got home super late and no wine to make it sweeter. Feeling so very antsy and AWAKE. Also saw friend who is due in Dec. - I should get an Oscar for the disguising of my jealousy.

Here's to a happy rest o' the weekend.

(& loads of sechzy-sechs)

And happy egg-laying Faith, everything doth soundth aligned...

Feeling very smug this morning as I went to the pub, was sociable and managed to be in bed before midnight. This is a Giod Thing as I have a PT session in 20 minutes. I've not been for 2 weeks so he will break me. Then I have to decide between going shopping (spending money I don't have) or clearing out the kitchen cupboards.... WWYD?!

Have this is MN sharing too much is the point non? Where else could you discuss cervical mucus like discussing the weather & know the intracet details of other women's sex lives.

Laura what's the new big job? Sounds exciting. Details please?

Did I spell intracet wrong? intricate?

Intricate indeed. What's your plans for the weekend BESHes? I am off to gym and do fat club - after a piggy week on holidays I iz on the diet big time from Monday. I'm honestly looking forward to it. Feel so rough and.bloated, I know I'll feel good when I eat healthily.
MSB will be glued to tv -battle of the reds! - so I think I'll potter round and sort the house.

I'm on a diet too. So depressed about pics of me from last week in my Madonna outfit. In my head I looked amazing - but then had to de-tag myself from lots of horrendous photos on FB afterwards :(

I'm cooking a roast dinner for some friends tomorrow, so today is all about shopping and tidying the house, while keeping my PFB amused. MrB at work today.

Um bugs, re the cycling.....why?....I mean just.....why?!
Well I've just come back from my new Aldi. Happy days, so much better than lidl :) reckon I saved a fortune. Hard work though, have menu planned for the diet for the week so went shopping accordingly. New foods in a brand new shop. Very intense.
Now time to collapse with cider and curry in front of x factor.

Sunny, the job is/was opening a new show - I make theatre and live art.

Blimey. Right. Fun :)

Bugslife have just googled audax as didn't know what it was. Looks great. I'd like to do one. I looked on Peak Audax. SSG used to cycle for a club but now he is more of a runner.

Laura blimey your job sounds v interesting. Do you produce or act or write or everything?

Havea I luff Aldi. I particularly like buying strange European biscuits. And randomly titled alcohol. joeseph mier ( alternative to jagermeister) is my fave!!

Boo you looked great in your madonna outfit. And I won't hear anyone say otherwise.

Where is Mole??

Laura Your job sounds ace. And not pretentious. Do you think that performance/art/music etc gets better during times of austerity, or do you think it's just that more people access it? That Q was on Newsnight the other day -'twas amusing watching Brian Eno somewhat bamboozle Jeremy Paxman with his woo!

Thanks Sunny - am very down on myself lookswise this week, it's unusual for me, I normally feel good inside despite my size. This is what has made me realise Something Must Be Done.

Aldi - makes cheap cat food that my cats will eat. And small jars of olives that smallboo eats. Hooray! I won't talk about the brioche, because I won't be able to eat it for months :o

I cycle smallboo to preschool on my days off bugger. I do it at a leisurely pace. I think I just don't have a 'sporty' gene. I like dancing though. I was ona cheesy ravers thread last night and I was yearning for my misspent yoof. I was thin back then...

boo I was trying to explain brioche to jb yesterday. And it seems to me the magic ingredient is crack because you sit down on a bank holiday Monday with a loaf, a tasty and some salty butter. Two hours later you're found sobbing in grease-stained, crumb-covered pajamas and it appears you've been eating butter from a knife. :(

bugger I think you're amazing. Alas I only have a dutch city bike with 3 gears. ;)