The BESHes are now getting cross. Because it's taking ages. Now look, Universe, cut us some feckin slack.

[Ariesgirl]

Now also, in honour of the Rugby World Cup, we can also take our pick of the strapping, fine-thighed walking sperm banks who will be on display in New Zealand soon. I vote myself to be the tournament's physio and also we can judiciously place a few eager volunteers into the Pit for Gloom purposes. They are so incredibly tough that they are not likely to go the way of Daniel, Cap'n Jack and Mitchell.

Roll up, roll up....baggsy the first go on Jonny Wilkinson.

Ooo, caravan nookie! How very Babs Windsor & Sid James!

Alps when I had my HSG I was really surprised by how long and windy my tubes were. (Mr euro has no sense of direction and I fear this might be the root of our problems!) They are always shown as really short on biology diagrams but actually they are really long and thin,and sometimes curly. Like this.

www.jinekoloji.net/hsg.html

Yes we did it once before, it felt very naughty
euro I'm singing the long and winding tubes in my head. I was less concerned about the length and much more worried about how wonky I was. But less, they are longer and skinnier than expected.

Bugs I read your post above to say I have a broken flat cap. I was a little confused to how you might have broken a hat & why you would own a flat cap...

Wher is TheMole? She is ever so good at making up BESH songs.

Good news about work Katkin

I had a nightmare last night ( common occurrence). SSG woke up asxivwas shouting. I was shouting tell me tell me, he thought I was shouting Tony Tony. Now he wants to know who Tony is. Ridiculous.

Giggling out loud after reading the 'broken cat flap' as a euphemism for TTC-issues.

Bugger very lovely of you to offer xtra OPKs- I'll pm you a bit later, thank you. Makes me feel all proper-included in the BESH Task Force!

Really shocked by that pic - it's not anything like what I expected.

Tony!!!

I also have a fair number of opks if anyone requires them for the Operation Mega Diff Task Force.

Gah. Have just found out that ex-boyfriend and his wife are expecting. Didn't want kids with him as he is weird (so is she mind you!) but I am still royally fucked off that they are up the duff. I am so unreasonable sometimes!

It isn't unreasonable! It made me fuming mad at one point when I bumped into someone I had a thing with TEN years ago and he was with his wife and their TWO children. how unreasonable of him was that to have been having two while I hadn't managed one at all!!
but as you say, he is a weirdo so don't feel too bad!

But it is a well known fact that ESH babies are the most beautiful and clever so when you win yours it will be much better than his. Fact!

you don't mean lanky, you mean slender and willowy. If you have a girl baybee then red hair can look stunning.

If anyone fancies a bun fight there's one going in AIBU

buns are being thrown at all sorts of people. I have thrown a few on the maternal mortality thread. There is also a woman who wants her ex not to go to parents evening but she has accepted she IBU

Oooh and some real nastiness is going on about the value of learning Classics at school.

Well a combo of staying in a large commercial caravan park haven + ttc for nearly two years has made me incredibly judgemental.
I want to use words to the effect of 'why do chavs get numerous children when we get none?'......

KandK Shouldn't one of you start a PESH thread? How can I keep up with yoou differs without one? I'd also like somewhere to graduate to...

Oh we achieved caravan sechs and in the morning. Very fun! bugs we sometimes do it on the living room, does feel rather kinky doesn't it?!

I will start a new Pesh thread but I don't have the time to trawl through the last thousand messages to find out the dates all the new babies were born. I haz work for the next two days and I have been lesson planning!! Woo hoo!! A couple of hundred pounds coming my way soon!!
I'll do it at the weekend, I am staying chez les parents tomorrow night. They have co-opted us into a really thrilling war of the village pubs aka a quiz team.

I love a bit of cake chucking in AIBU. I am getting braver and sometimes even post!

Have please start that Fred. It would make me laugh. A lot.

Hello luffly Boo

Jealous of Bugs sechs session. We should be having the sechs. SSG has only just come home.