The BESHes are now getting cross. Because it's taking ages. Now look, Universe, cut us some feckin slack.

[Ariesgirl]

Now also, in honour of the Rugby World Cup, we can also take our pick of the strapping, fine-thighed walking sperm banks who will be on display in New Zealand soon. I vote myself to be the tournament's physio and also we can judiciously place a few eager volunteers into the Pit for Gloom purposes. They are so incredibly tough that they are not likely to go the way of Daniel, Cap'n Jack and Mitchell.

Roll up, roll up....baggsy the first go on Jonny Wilkinson.

Er... that'll be me you're talking about there Kat. Spontaneity in this house is DESTROYED I tell you. DESTROYED.

Maybe I should get a little sign above the best that says 'SHAG ME NOW' or 'NIGHT OFF' - might make things easier :)

Ah but you have a small child already. that severely interferes with your ability to take well timed half naked naps when you expect MrBoo to be arriving home, or to be cunningly naked in a warm bubbly bath and needing help with getting dried off and moisturised!

You speak the truth Pusskins And last nigth when we were drunk and had a babysitter I had the farking DROID.

Great idea Dor. I'm thinking embroidery. Although I fear ours would never get turned around from 'night off'.

Coatfessions: I bought three in the sales this year, none of which are likely to fit. One long wool belted camel trench, one white wool mid-thigh belted trench and one red trench, bit of a theme there. I love coats I do. Which is why when I got Diffed I bought a green belted er... Trench. But am eyeing up warmer maternity coats because green is a triumph of style over substance although tbh am not planning on spending an enormous time burrowing through deep snow.

I'm 37 and 'proud'.

Laura a friend of mine did it once in 5 years.

Well I have let de nephew run round the garden kicking a ball and getting muddy. He has been quite pleasant since, enjoying Shrek 2 and chocolate buttons. Going on holiday tomorrow, barely started packing!

Not to sound crass but I believe only if Mr bugs doesn't know where to put it!
AFAIK its just about angles. Sperm know where to swim. May just be worth mentioning it when you are upduffed because they should be aware for pregnancy I think.

Why bugger, did you put them on the ceiling?

Step away from Google Bugger it is never your friend. Why do you think you won't win a baybee?!

I luff coats. I spent a ridiculous amount on a black wool one from All Saints last winter. It made me very happy My excuse was that it was the only one that had sleeves long enough to fit my monkey arms.

Have spent most of today lying on the sofa eating crap & watching TV. Nice.

Bugs you'll need to think of a porn star name now you have mirrored wardrobes!

I posted in the Deli asking for IVF advice last week. The response was amazing. I love the ESH support. We rock.

A nurse once told me I had the most central cervix she'd ever seen, still took Jb a year to perfect his aim... ;)

Never thought to ask about the angle of my inner ladyness...going for yearly exam soon, will be sure to find out then.

So incredibly jealous of the All Saints coat - I don't even need to see it, I love it already! Maybe I deserve an All Saints trip since I haven't won the baybee this round?

Mirrors and a new bed...well done, Luggs, you is a proper porn star now! Trés Luggalicuous.

Thanks for the OPK and OV-predicting-on-the-sly advice, Kitten's Mittens. Will begin trawling the Internet soon and sech-ing DP enough to confuse him.

My first smear the nurse said I had a 'steep angle'. Once you know you can warn them before they go in with the wrong approach. Like with me I could say 'Aim to your right!...

I meant "sechs-ing"...of course...

I'm giving up hope of any chance of any swimmers seeing that egg which is fine of course because we're not actually ttc... what with having de nephew over this weekend -MSB won't do the sechs with him around, (yes yes I know, what will he do when our own dc is asleep in the Moses basket next to us?!) and now with his illness no chance tonight. Now we are off tomorrow to stay the next 4 nights in a caravan with my Sister, Bil and de nephew. Any sechs will be incredibly subtle and a tad naughty, course there's always a chance sis will read this since she knows by MN name and comment on it!
I'm deeming it unlikely. Today is cd9, expect to lay an egg around cd13. Very unlikely.

Yeah, me too. I need someone to start a really stupid thread on aibu so I can argue with them.