The BESHes are now getting cross. Because it's taking ages. Now look, Universe, cut us some feckin slack.

[Ariesgirl]

Now also, in honour of the Rugby World Cup, we can also take our pick of the strapping, fine-thighed walking sperm banks who will be on display in New Zealand soon. I vote myself to be the tournament's physio and also we can judiciously place a few eager volunteers into the Pit for Gloom purposes. They are so incredibly tough that they are not likely to go the way of Daniel, Cap'n Jack and Mitchell.

Roll up, roll up....baggsy the first go on Jonny Wilkinson.

'Katandkit'

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1314291-To-physically-cringe-at-the-word-dildocam-being-used-for-the-transvaginal-ultrasound

I have long wanted kittykat as my posting name but apparently someone else who never posts has it. Now I have my chance to use it sort of backwards!

Nestle lover! Hehe

Bum bullets Hehe
I'm with you gals, I reserve the right to call it whatever I like being as a 12 year old gynae inserted it and made rude comments about my weight/age.

Speaking of age, at my scan last week I took a sneaky glance at her patient list. Oldest by years... Decades. :(

Are you in some sort of teen pregnancy hotspot alps ? You iz not that old. Surely she must have some patients in their 40s too?

And what difference does your weight make if you are getting dildocammed? Nobody has a fat cervix do they?

Hahaha I don't think I've got a chubby cervix, but you know these initial talks about ivf are usually about making you feel like an idiot and being asked if you have sex, or are using contraception. Perhaps one of us had been sterilised?

I scanned the list, she had 4 sections, 20 weeks, growth scans, termination scans and vanity. Closest birthdays to mine was 77, most in 80s, a couple in 90s. Def not a teenage hotspot as when I was ttc bear I met one who was about to drop and celebrating her daughter's graduation. Lots of old mums here, just the wrong day.

I had a teeny cervix til they shoved a tube up to squirt die inside! He quite literally had to shove it up. Mega ouchy. Think I went into spasm after. Was in agony for days.
I don't call it the dildo cam, personally prefer fanny cam but I'm sure they'd have a fit about that too!
I am jealous of the trips to Asia but I'm sure you'll envy me on my Sun holiday in a caravan in Filey next week!

Ha ha ha I am causing trouble online. I clearly need to get a job.

As I am unemployed and well bored I have taken to posting on a pregnancy related forum, I had looked at it when ttc but that section was too babydusty.
Mostly I just tell people to get a grip and no, you haven't killed the baby with a chicken sandwich or some handcream (I shit you not)

Today I told a woman that, no, I had no idea if she was pregnant or not at 10dpo based on her symptoms and recommended that she relax a bit and pee on a stick in a few days time. I have been roundly accused of being nasty and attacking her!!!

This is what you get when you venture into pastures new. should just stick to esh-threads.

Could you try KitEKat next?

nah, that is a brand of cat food! It is like calling yourself pedigree chum.

Oh and BTW, yes I like to wade in a say: ' If you have had unprotected sex, then yes, you could be pregnant. I suggest you wait until your period is due then poas'. I may come across as a tad harsh

Ah ok, not so clever then.

The handcream woman on pregnancy was ace.

I love it when people on the interwebby make me feel sane and chilled out.

Ha that is the same woman. She must be posting it on several sites. Perhaps some sort of hidden agenda poster. I told her elsewhere that she was being daft.

hmm She never once thought to poas?! Or see her GP about the 'change'

kitkat I'm always getting called "unsupportive" for applying logic to a situation. I saw that handcream thing - ffs, what a twat. I mean seriously, wtf is that all about? Your baybee needs Vitamin A. Don't eat a polar bear liver and don't eat handcream because it's weird. The irony is I bet the cunt has plug-in room fresheners and sticks "nano-technology" moisturiser all over herself and then uses deodorant 16 times a day.

Faith that birth in the street incident was front page in our local newspaper!

Good ESH response to dildocamgate btw.

I know someone who had a baby and didn't know she was pregnant. She put on weight with no explanantio -she'd been to the doctors and had several pregnancy tests which came back negative so had ruled it out. She worked behind a bar and had what she thought were stomach cramps and in fact was going into labour. She had a litle girl. She and her chap had only just moved in together - and sadly they didn't stay together. So it can happen!

*explanation

Boo (I've told this story before but I'm telling it again because it astonishes me), there is a woman at my work who has had not one but two 'surprise' births. True story. Both times it happened her mum came in & had to tell me why her daughter wouldnt be at work for a while...

Been for lunch with my lovely mum today. It was brill.

sunny might that woman have been swimming in De Nile for 9 months?

Ah kat!
So this weekend we have Dnephew all weekend. He is already proving a handful but fortunately is familiar with the concept of the naughty step. He's also learned the tv pauses magically when he's too close to the tv
It's going to be a long weekend!

Evening all, anyone about?

I'm here. Dnephew asleep in spare bed, DH asleep next to me on sofa.