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The BESHes are now getting cross. Because it's taking ages. Now look, Universe, cut us some feckin slack.

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Ariesgirl · 25/08/2011 20:47

Now also, in honour of the Rugby World Cup, we can also take our pick of the strapping, fine-thighed walking sperm banks who will be on display in New Zealand soon. I vote myself to be the tournament's physio and also we can judiciously place a few eager volunteers into the Pit for Gloom purposes. They are so incredibly tough that they are not likely to go the way of Daniel, Cap'n Jack and Mitchell.

Roll up, roll up....baggsy the first go on Jonny Wilkinson.

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BrownB · 17/09/2011 09:43

I couldn't see HaveALittle's link, but did a little ... a-hem.... research, and came up with <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=scooby+doo+movie&um=1&hl=en&client=safari&sa=N&rls=en&biw=1280&bih=680&tbm=isch&tbnid=yTAsSxFZN8nC6M:&imgrefurl=hollywoodjesus.com/scooby_doo_2.htm&docid=2giQjXTO3pXh3M&w=1074&h=1206&ei=S110To6JD8aV8QPYraXvDQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=585&vpy=166&dur=124&hovh=238&hovw=212&tx=91&ty=169&page=1&tbnh=131&tbnw=114&start=0&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this. Are they the boots?

HaveALittleFaithBaybee · 17/09/2011 09:50

Yes I got a picture from the first film which are more platforms whereas these are from Scooby Doo 2 so are more high heeled.
Yes did indeed enjoy the sechs :)

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 18/09/2011 20:13

Yes I'm lurking and watching crap factor. Full of chicken.

kat2504 · 18/09/2011 20:21

I'm about, MrKat has abandoned me to go and stay with a friend who he works with. They have work to do tonight/tomorrow and a meeting to go to and then tomorrow night some shitty gears of war xbox shooting at things on a screen game comes out so they are collecting it at midnight and playing it for hours on end.
Fortunately they are doing it in the friend's house and I have peace and quiet instead of having to watch this extravaganza of gaming. I can watch crappy tv and eat junk food.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 18/09/2011 21:40

kat DH has an xbox. Worst is when they get the headset out and shout at each other. Fortunately the way our bungalow is set up he has a separate room will be kids play room if we ever have any and he goes off there while I watch crap tv in the living room.
I feel.ruddy awful. Been avoiding bothering but I'm off the the quacks tomorrow. Upset stomachs shouldn't last 9 days right? Thing is I have ibs but this is...different. has been limiting the sechs, managed it once this weekend. In.fact once this week.

kat2504 · 18/09/2011 21:44

MrKat has not been all that bad with the xbox in fact. It is set up in our living room and until very recently that was the only tv we had in the house. So he doesn't tend to subject me to it when I am in, I don't mind him going off and doing it as a rare indulgence. I think his choice of game is shit though! I prefer Lips and Guitar Hero and Trivial Pursuit to the silly war games.

Sorry you are feeling poorly baybee I think you are right to go to the quack. Most tummy bugs would have passed through you in 9 days.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 18/09/2011 21:46

Mr Baby has band hero which I luff. Bit mostly he blows things up and challenges ze Germans (via the internet) to footie.

eurochick · 19/09/2011 10:38

Mr euro has an Xbox, PS3, Wii and a gaming PC. It's a wonder I ever see the boy, frankly.

buggerlugs82 · 19/09/2011 12:33

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starcuntmole · 19/09/2011 14:25

BBB (oi, biatches, we need some more descriptive names than mr....) (BBB =big bald bloke) has only recently graduated to the internet from magazines (not that kind) I think he's too old to play with anything too technological, for which I thank my lucky stars (although I do have songstar envy)
I'm suppposed to be SWI this week. AIBU to not really be arsed. Where's me fecking baybee?

MadameBoo · 19/09/2011 18:15

sorry for lack of postage - I am poorly. Back when better. Urg.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 19/09/2011 18:56

Ok from now on mine will be called Mr Squidgy-Baby or MSB related to my MN name and the fact he is indeed squidgy.
boo being ill sucks! Feel better soon.
I too am still unwell. Saw nice GP who agrees something is not right and is going to do some investigations. Am happy to have been taken seriously. Habibf

buggerlugs82 · 19/09/2011 19:01

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 19/09/2011 19:01

Oops too soon...having ibs means I often get fobbed off by docs.
cunt I agree, where's my baybee? Is there some kind of waiting list I didn't know I had to be added to?

starcuntmole · 19/09/2011 21:46

Well done- gold stars and surreptitious fondles all round.

My poor boo Sad Feel better soon we are missing your sunny presence.
also HALFB glad they're paying attention, Smooches to all the poorly BESH.

I drank too much again this weekend, but that's it now- all weddings, fortieth birthdays and anything celebratory are over and I can absolutley devote myself to heathy living and sobreity.

InTheSunshine · 19/09/2011 22:10

Waiting list? Where do I sign up? Is that where I've been going wrong?

Mole I'm glad you also sometimes have that can't be arsed attitude towards The Sechs. Sometimes I feel like it's just another thing to tick off my to do list.

Lovely Boo get well soon. I am missing you. And that Ramwoman where is she?

1/2B kick some ass at the doctors.

kat2504 · 19/09/2011 22:15

I like that App where you land a plane! I'm shit at it though. Fruit Ninja is another pointless but amusing one. It passes the time in airports and waiting rooms in the hospital and other boring places.

Sorry you are poorly boo hope you feel better soon. Sending medicinal drinks your way.

buggerlugs82 · 20/09/2011 16:54

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kat2504 · 20/09/2011 16:57

Too soon. You could have a go anyway you never know. You do have a duo pack after all. I got a bfp at 11dpo on those tests. But I would normally recommend waiting till 12dpo even with early tests.

buggerlugs82 · 20/09/2011 18:15

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InTheSunshine · 20/09/2011 18:27

Too early Bugger. Trying to win a baybee is shit isn't it.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 20/09/2011 18:51

Yeah buggers it's too early but it's also crap waiting. Chin up!

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