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The BESHes are now getting cross. Because it's taking ages. Now look, Universe, cut us some feckin slack.

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Ariesgirl · 25/08/2011 20:47

Now also, in honour of the Rugby World Cup, we can also take our pick of the strapping, fine-thighed walking sperm banks who will be on display in New Zealand soon. I vote myself to be the tournament's physio and also we can judiciously place a few eager volunteers into the Pit for Gloom purposes. They are so incredibly tough that they are not likely to go the way of Daniel, Cap'n Jack and Mitchell.

Roll up, roll up....baggsy the first go on Jonny Wilkinson.

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MadameBoo · 15/09/2011 23:01

They're lovely Truffs, BUT: Six hundred and ninety five english pounds? Shock I do not live in a world where I can afford to spend that much on a holiday, let alone a pair of boots. I have spied a pair in Tesco, for £15. Although I was hoping to go slightly more upmarket than that Wink

The BT tower is a light sabre? How come I did not know this? Am off to google forthwith...

Truffkin · 15/09/2011 23:10

Oh I know Boo and I won't really be buying them byt hey, we can all dream. Tesco do some nice looking stuff but it just doesn't last! This is why I feel M&S is my shoe shop of choice. They've got a few bikery pairs on offer but I fear they may be either too low (just above ankle) or too high (almost to the knee) which speaks to the law of Sod. Have a butchers though, they are lufferly.

Truffkin · 15/09/2011 23:13

BT tower looks frickin awesome BTW. How have I never noticed how similar to the hilt of a lightsaber the building is? We have the blu ray box set in the house!!! Can't believe we have to wait to watch them because I'm not here this weekend. Is like torture!!

starcuntmole · 15/09/2011 23:42

May I say how stunning my very own tower is looking this luminations- they've changed it this year, and it's so pretty it stops you in your tracks.
9phew, annual say nice one thing about Blackpool day is nearly over, I just got it in there)
truff, I'd love to have those boots.

I'd sell them and spend the money on 16 pairs of ordinary boots.

and some chips.

Truffkin · 16/09/2011 11:20

Me again, soz!

Boo I saw these in the window of Clarks this morning and they are muchos beauts. Hopefully fall into the top-end high street rather than the extremes of 'cheapo Tesco' or 'sell an organ Choos'

Truffkin · 16/09/2011 11:21

no, these God damnit

kat2504 · 16/09/2011 11:22

They look niiiice. I am tempted to acquire some, or at least try them on and stare lovingly at them until I acquire some money.

Truffkin · 16/09/2011 11:44

Kat I have been known to add things to my online shopping basket and keep popping back online to visit them until pay day Blush

eurochick · 16/09/2011 11:56

Nice boots on the thread. Of course my faves are the Jimmy Choos (damn my expensive tastes!) but all the linked biker boots are really nice. My boots from about 2 yrs ago are not yet falling apart so I am not sure I can justify more. Hmmm.

InTheSunshine · 16/09/2011 12:46

Truffs I feckin love those boots!

AlpinePony · 16/09/2011 12:55

I've got to go against the crowd and say I feel distinctly "meh" about the Jimmy Choos - the style is good but the leather looks flimsy & shit. I want my biker boots to be able to fell a Hell's Angel with a swift kick to the nads - not soft enough to stroke a kitten with. I like the Clark's ones apart from the zip on the outside. [HardToPlease]

My have square feet, live in a country which believes in cobbles, have dogs, child & horse & so my staples are Duo/Clarks/Ecco. Clarks are currently doing 20% off and free delivery - check S&B for further details.

MadameBoo · 16/09/2011 14:17

Crying with laughter at you linking the Choos again Truffs! The Clarks look vair nice - I've got two weeks till pay day and will be earning more htis month as I'm working an extra morning from next week now smallboo is in pre school. Hooray!

and 20% off Alps? BRILL! I might go and try them on and then order them online.

rocketleaf · 16/09/2011 14:18

those clarks might just fit the bill.

rocketleaf · 16/09/2011 14:18

matching boots boo?

MadameBoo · 16/09/2011 14:20

BESH boots :o

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InTheSunshine · 16/09/2011 20:10

What's with the tit pain Bugs? What cycle day are you on?

HaveALittleFaithBaybee · 16/09/2011 20:21

I'm like a dog on heat today. Best lure Mr baybee to bed for sechs tonight.

starcuntmole · 16/09/2011 21:59

I need longer ones than that can someone find some for me that are relatively flat and yet give me the illusion of having legs that are longer than 16 inches.

bugger sore boobage ? Hmm (oh and nice Big apple pics btw- but plez to not refer to yourself as fat Ever Again Wink)

BrownB · 16/09/2011 22:16

Oh yeah. Purple <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=purple+boots+women&um=1&hl=en&client=safari&sa=N&rls=en&biw=1280&bih=680&tbm=isch&tbnid=HqLDrtsivc664M:&imgrefurl=www.louboutin1.org/louboutin-boots/christian-boots-women-cloth-cover-purple&docid=EddG_Wn6Ph8BzM&w=188&h=310&ei=MrxzTu6CMe6a1AXlvpSXCA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=461&vpy=235&dur=1096&hovh=248&hovw=150&tx=87&ty=122&page=3&tbnh=142&tbnw=79&start=40&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:15,s:40" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">boots... They'll make your legs look longer HolyMoley Wink.

HaveALittleFaithBaybee · 16/09/2011 22:25

Shock have just been asked in chat 'What is BESH?' Shock

HaveALittleFaithBaybee · 16/09/2011 22:29

Personally I always wanted these boots which looked more lilac in the film not that I've watched Scooby Doo

kat2504 · 17/09/2011 07:29

Can't people in chat do their own research?!! Tell them to use the search facility! Hope you had fun with the sechsytime. I was fast asleep by ten o clock after gorging myself on fish and chips and a(nother) piece of cake.

When is it piss stick time?

Am trying to stay away from Clarks now before I am led into temptation by the 20% off stuff I still can't afford!

AlpinePony · 17/09/2011 07:52

bugger It doesn't count if they hurt because you've been poking them to see if they hurt!

BESH boots - I think you'd need to get the official seal of approval from PollyPoo who used hers to kick her SIL's cunt in.

HaveALittleOne I've actually got those boots, in red patent leather. They make me look like a fat hooker. Result!

InTheSunshine · 17/09/2011 09:40

All this talk of boots has inspired me to go shopping. I'm planning a nice afternoon with my mum. Getting nails done, eating food and then going to watch Jane Eyre.

Alps Polly sounds like my kind of gal. Were the boots sharp & pointy?