The BESHes are now getting cross. Because it's taking ages. Now look, Universe, cut us some feckin slack.

[Ariesgirl]

Now also, in honour of the Rugby World Cup, we can also take our pick of the strapping, fine-thighed walking sperm banks who will be on display in New Zealand soon. I vote myself to be the tournament's physio and also we can judiciously place a few eager volunteers into the Pit for Gloom purposes. They are so incredibly tough that they are not likely to go the way of Daniel, Cap'n Jack and Mitchell.

Roll up, roll up....baggsy the first go on Jonny Wilkinson.

I have also come by for a visit and to drop off some gin-soaked twirls for noobs plus fresh fruit platter for Boo I am also well up for administering chinese burns and may start an arm wrestling contest if there are any takers. Think you're hard enough?

I'm another charting fan and firmly believe that the cycle knowledge it gave me helped to de-menkul me at times although in a massively annoying twist, this diffment is the result of a spur of the moment shagfest 2 days before the 'planned' pre-ov shagfest should have started. OVed early that month for unknown reason and hey presto, bun in the oven (if only it had really bern as easy as that sounds. I recall moaning heavily on Feb thread about TGB initiating teh sechs a day early and then crying off with 'too tired' on d-day)

Anyway, pliz to provide more diffments? Recent beauts ESHspring have left the list looking sparse. I am up to my shoulders in de Nile about my position also. I've still got aaaaages to go yet

Truffers how lovely to see you!

Pone I'm a fool, I think you were asking me about the IVF needles rather than the acupuncture needles? We're waiting for the results of MS's blood test then if all is ok should be ready for the big guns ( as the consultant so delicately put it) in December.

Hello Beshes, see what I did?!

Ah you iz a propa besh now you haz learnt the spellings. :)

It's quiet round here at the mo. Are you all off shagging?
No news here. Sitting on my arse all day, no supply work at the moment. Is lovely drinking tea and eating cake all day but gives me too much time to menkul and read stupid nonsense on AIBU. And menkul some more! I really need to do some work soon before I go crazy.

I no, innit?!
Not much shagging in the faith house, been having stomach cramps/worst ibs since like ever. Not very conducive to luring DH to bed....can't imagine we'll crack it this month. runs off to Google manuka honey in desperation

What are you meant to do with the honey? Is this some sort of weird sechs game? Smear each other in it as some sort of ritual. Honestly, the things they come up with to get people to spend money on sometimes.
Jizz is what gets you diffed. Not honey. Fact.
Not dissing all complementary therapy, I know acupuncture is something that a lot of people like and fair enough. But honey?!

Apparently you can consume the honey (it allegedly increases blood flow to your lady area thus improving chances of conception but I doubt this has been scientificallly proven as yet). I agree jizz gets you diffed. But if it helps....
Yes so you eat teaspoons of the honey and it does all kinds of wonderful things or apparently you can apply it as a topical treatment to some problems like skin troubles e.g. eczema, psoriasis and it's meant to help with arthritis if you put it on the joint affected. Twas on the BBC news so it must be true....?!

oh to be fair we do use it on wounds for patients and aside from being rather irritatingly sticky and sticking to my gloves it really does improve wounds!

Yo buggeredofftotheUS how was it? did you go in a yellow taxi?!

Tis indeed quiet- I have not alot of interest to say (not that that usually stops me , badum tish) Have been watching Mad Men, and despairing at the despicably unpleasant people in it, and how much they smoke, and how much they smoke, and how much they smoke, and just marvelling at Christina's buzwams ass hair everything really.

Am a bit disappointed workwise- was expecting to pick up another day from friend who's coming back off mat leave (she's 39, so we don't begrudge her at all, hon.BESH etc) but she's decided she needs to come back full time. I fear we may be having sprouts and only sprouts for christmas this year Still, my fault for not sitting down and calculating every last expenditure when I started ttc, eh ski

I need to buy some shoes/boots that aren't thongs to wear too, seeing as how it's winter and everything. What are we all wearing this season?

Well colour of the season is..... mustard...
I will mostly be wearing purple.

I had some manuka honey today. Before I read all the shiz on here. Someone in my team gave me some when I was moaning about explaining that I felt under the weather.

Bugs did you have a nice day? (geddit?)

Cunty every winter I want new boots. Every winter I look around at other women's feet. And I never buy any. Then I moan about wet & cold feet. Any suggestions? What boots do you want?

Grand Designs is back. This makes me happy. We are not having The Sechs. This is becoming an ishoo. I think MS feels unmanly because of the faulty White goods. Sometimes I know I should make an effort more but it's not always what you want to do after 10 or 11 hours at work.
I long for the days when we just did fun sechs.

Kat I know the needles won't get me diffed but they have sorted my cycles out so that will ultimately help. And I get to lie still for 40 minutes which is it worth the £££ on it's own!

Faith mustard?! I don't own anything mustard. What about black?

Apologies for my absence all - I am obsessed with reading 'A song of Ice and Fire' and am on book 4 and it's so bloody exciting.

My news in brief: I have had my hair chopped and now sport a fringe.

I've lost 3ibs in total this week I think - it may be more but my scales are temperamental.

The droid came and I didn't cry. Not doing the sechs has it's advantages!

Sunny and Cunt I also wants boots. I want some chunky mid-calf biker boots in black or brown. If anyone spots any please to llink.

Baybeefaith most excellent name changing.

Welcome back BuggerfromtheUSA, what did you bring back for us? :o

Yes mustard. Really quite hideous. I read about it in a magazine.

I think mustard and purple will look fab together. Mustard tights with purple boots... hmmm...

You see, you just have to mention boots and they all come climbing out of the woodwork

May I just say, vis a vis Grand Designs, that the best man at the wedding I went to is a dead ringer for our Kev, and did the actual best Best Man's speech I've ever seen, and I've now met him three times, and have the actual hugest crush on him I've never had such a crush for (for? I think I mean on, but for sounds kind of cutely u-ro-pean) anyone real since I've been off the market- I can't even speak to him in front of BBB in case he sees how much I simper at him. Is that really bad? Does the fact that it's mostly based on his resemblence to Mr Mcloud, (although he doesn't speak italian to the builders as far as I know) redeem me slightly?

sunny sympathy and squeezes, for MrMoon too. It's a fucker and no mistake. (or not as the case may be ) I have no advice, only empathy.

boodicca your strength and determination are worthy of your namesake.

If I could have purple boots I'd be a happy BESH...
I bought these or something similar last year. Expensive yes but I live in them in winter. My dsis steals borrows them regularly she loves them.

They are nice! I am not much of a boots wearer but I love looking at them. Just when I try them on my feet I have never found the right pair.

I have been inspired to go shopping this afternoon to find all things purple. But not mustard though. I hate that colour.

Faithhopeandcharidy they are just lufflky but I want some a bit shorter. They are very tempthing though. I am happy to spend money on good boots.

boo I have been looking for mid length biker boots too (do you remember that pair I had back in the dark ages early 90's?) If you find some please let me know. The next ones are nice but yes a little too tall.

I think mine are last season Shh don't tell anyone cos they are mid-length. Oasis had some similar last year....
bugger aside from the crap that sounds marvellous :)

I have seen some luffly purple boots somewhere.....I need to go & find out where. They were knee length with a nice heel.

Boo pliz to elaborate on books? I need something new to read.

I caved at bought some Manuka Honey today, in my defence I have a cold & also bought Vit C & Zinc & some Ginseng. I'm hoping to give it to MrMoon (*Cunty I love that name for him) in order to perk him up (fnar fnar)

Bugs Happy belated BESH Birthday

Are we talking boots? My kinda chat BESHies! I am currently lusting over these bad boys and wondering if there is any way in the world that I can justify such a purchase. Unfortunately I believe the answer is no. Boo hoo.

M&S have beauts footwear at all times but spesh in winter. There are a few items I'm hoping to get my mitts on soon. Am getting to the stage where I need to give up heels for a while, so am consoling myself with flat shoe porn.

Boo nice work on the lbs shedding lady! You know we all think you're gorge anyway but get you with your determination, I'm impressed.

My MiL considers manuka honey to be a good 'cure all' and administers it when any of us have a cold for its antibacterial properties. I usually prefer Benylin to nuke the bugger.

TGB is very excited that the BT tower has been turned into a giant light saber tonight. Bless him.