We are all jolly well going to get pregnant this month and then hang on to it and none of us will brook even the slightest argument

[PaleHandsILoved]

New thread, hopefully not clashing with another new thread! This Is Our Month, Rat Smackers.

Hi have I remember you - I know this month is your month so enjoy the rest of your holiday and look forward to that BFP once you're safely back home.

Maybe TTC can turn the most sensible person into a loon

Evening ladies. I wondered if I might join you all as I am clearly pg. I know this because yesterday I had a craving for cheesecake, and that must surely be a more reliable sign of being pg than something silly like missing AF?

I also developed achey knees yesterday which again must be a sure sign of being pg?

Hope you are all well and coping with your diffedness.

Lisa xx

achy knees you say lisa? then congratulations, you are truly up diffed! welcome to the thread

Achey knees, cheesecake cravings... textbook symptoms! Hurrah for you LisaJayne! Now it's just a matter of finding a pee stick who agrees with you - there are so many negative buggers out there who refuse to acknowledge the truth.

CD 13 for me...no return of the snail trail. Dum de da de da...... the pre-Critical Fertile Phase period is so boring

Oooh! Oooh! My gynae appointment letter came today - I have an appointment in mid-Oct so I will most definitely be upduffed by then, thus allowing an ironic cancelling-of-the-appointment thingy - hurrah!

Of course you will Generic - it's destined to happen! Hurrah!!

Lisa you are positively glowing I have achey knees too....

Imps I hate the waiting. Thats the worst bit about it all. The snail is obviously waiting for DH's return.

A gynae appointment you say Generic You might as well tear up the letter now, you won't be needing it

This must be the place for ... I tested last month 3 days post af on the basis I was still feeling hungover one week after a heavy night out - most likely explanation was that I was suffering morning sickness and af was just an extremely heavy implantation bleed!!!

Good evening all. Everyone is looking just blooming i must say :o

Good news on the early scan meme. Hopefully it will put your mind at rest. I am considering paying for a private one at 7 weeks but will see how I feel nearer the time. I haven't even booked my midwife apointment yet!

hello! well whilst we are on the subject of tearing up gynae referral appointment letters shall I tear mine up too? I shan't be needing it after all. Cheeky buggers made it for the day after my birthday too!
I have the rankest ever taste in my mouth and have had all day. Its all because I'm upduffed and nothing to do with the fact I have a cold and am just finishing a weeks course of corsadyl mouthwash. Honestly I don't know what to do to get rid of it, its vile. Poor dp, hes promised to get with the jiggy jiggy later and I'm going to have to try not to breathe on him. Oh dear.

Bad taste in mouth is the strongest early pregnancy symptom so congrats Ninja!

Just made some yummy chocolate chip cookies - help yourselves. They are clinically unproven to help with conception and sustain healthy pregnancies.

ooh lovely i'll make a to go with them.

Oooh, they don't happen to be fat/carbs/taste free do they Generic? Bloody Dr Dukan has taken the joy out of eating. But if they are a guaranteed blastocyst implanter, then throw one this way!

Ooh, another symptom - definitely feel sick tonight which is 100% pg and absolutely nothing to do with the third homemade chocolate and cherry brownie that I've just eaten...

Definitely calorie free, Maybe so go ahead and have one!

Lisa sounds wonderful! Well done!

Aren't chocolate chip cookies one of those foods a bit like celery where you burn more calories by eating them than you actually put on??

(My god that sentence makes no grammatical sense and I haven't the slightest clue how to structure it properly. Baby brain )

Oh yes Imps - I forgot

I'm loveing your theory Imps

Dr Dukan is a French 'diet guru'. I don't like him very much at the moment.

How are the symptoms today?

My mouth still tastes rank. Nothing to do with my cold and claggy throat though. Oh No.
I am sooooo hungry too, hate it when I forget breakfast.

Ninja I have heard that a blovked nose and a sore throat may well be signs of pregnancy... And go get something out. We don't want you passing out on us

I'm confused, I'm so pregnant this month so why has af arrived?!

Oh Have She obviously doesn't quite understand hwo this all works.

oh poor you have are you still camping?

Yup not the best timing! Still at least am sunbathing whilst in agony rather than suffering at work.