We are all jolly well going to get pregnant this month and then hang on to it and none of us will brook even the slightest argument

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New thread, hopefully not clashing with another new thread! This Is Our Month, Rat Smackers.

Confused by temperatures... What temperature am I meant to be?! Is this to do with ovulation? I have a pack of ovulation tests a pregnant friend gave me and a free app on my iPhone but beyond that I am clueless about all this.

Yay for confirming the confirmation of what we already knew, Biscuits.

Who's next this week, then?

Amazon tests arrived and, as expected, this is another duff batch

Today's spurious surefire pregnancy symptom...an insatiable craving for trashy thrillers.

Still no urge to download power ballads, though

Good morning preggos! Sorry for my lateness, I have only just rolled out of bed

Biscuits Amazing news So pleased for you x

Tin definitely a symptom in my book. I love a trashy thriller.

Thanks to everyone for asking. Cramping and spotting gone. WTF? If AF is playing games with me, I am soooooo not going to be impressed when I see her.

Ms I have no idea what temp you are meant to be during ovulation. I on the other hand have a soaring temperature and am as red as a tomato

So glad to hear that spotting has gone - eek! Only two more sleeps until you confirm the inevitable!

Ms I can't help you as I don't chart but I believe others use the futility fertility friend website, which is helpful. I looked on there once and found it a bit overwhelming!

Tin definitely a sign. I find myself drawn to the True Movies channel when preggo, hmmm.

Here's hoping Generic though I fear AF is just playing silly buggers. This is officially my longest LP yet though, 16 days and counting

tut, tut, your luteal phase will be about 38 weeks this time, so get comfortable for the long haul!

I am starting to waver Imps It may be because I was slightly delirious with fever at 5 this morning, but I had a wee, and suddenly had an impulse to stick a pee stick into the toilet bowl. I didn't though

Ice water would be lovely Generic could I have a straw too please

Very wise, Maybe - you are preggo but the longer you wait the more decisive the pee stick will be.

Maybe that's so exciting! Clearly your game of chicken with the pee sticks is working! Keep going, you're almost there!!!

Thanks Scream still have my doubts though

Generic that is the approach I am taking (kind of)

I wonder if your mum will guess Biscuits When I had my MC she guessed. Apparently it is some kind of sixth sense...

Oooh Biscuits when will you be telling people? Actually, it's nice at this stage when it's just yours and DH's secret.

How are you feeling Maybe? Do you think you could manage something to eat?

I am actually starving Generic I am still obeying Dr Dukan, so am having a little prawn and spinach concoction. Can't really taste it, but never mind!

Oh sod Dr Dukan when you're ill - you need some stodge, girl!

Had to throw it in the bin half eaten. Started tasting horrible for some reason. I don't even know what I want to eat, but I know I want something to eat, If that makes sense.

maybe, I'm going to take a tough stand here and say you must go and make yourself some toast right now. You are either unwell or extremely pregnant, either way it will do you good. and when you've done that poas

Maybe - bad taste in mouth? Going off food? Clearly preggo. I agree with little apart from the POAS bit

I promise that if I get a positive pee stick which i doubt I will I will eat a big pile of carbs.