No Science. Just Shagging. Them's the rules! Thread for the Viroids.

[NervousNelly]

The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (But it does work).

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at every opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Keep acronym-age to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'. Try not to get sucked in by Fertility Friend (at least for a while), but knowing where you are in your cycle and furkling for pant snot is most definitely allowed.
OV is ovulation - I'm allowed to forget what date I've OVd, feel free to join me on that one!

Bunting is to be put out for any small victory, thread-parties are held regularly and hugs are always welcome!

Once you have your BFP, feel free to hang around and share your wisdom and virtual cocktails with the JSers.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Most of these rules are well and truly broken!! But we try to chill - honest

Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Part 3 Graduates
Bonkerz - BFP
Kitten - BFP
Cowboylover - BFP
takingtheplunge ? BFP

Part 4 Graduates:
NoMoreChocBiscuits - BFP
Milanomum - BFP
Cremegg - BFP
BrassicaBabe - BFP
Dynababy - BFP

Part 5 Graduates:
TakeThatLady - BFP
Vallinna - BFP
SingingMog - BFP
aDarkStarWithStrangeWays - BFP
Eskarina - BFP

Part 6 Graduate
Reality

So we really need a super fertile thread this time Viroids! Come on, Shag Capes at the ready :)

happy by the way! never pass up on a chance to use a new emoticon, ha ha

Oooh, new emoticon! Never noticed that katee!

Sorry you are feeling rubbish today. Are you able to take it easy, or are you at work? I'm feeling better now, but still have the tummy cramps. I'm desperately trying not to let my mind play any tricks, or it will be a LONG 2WW!

Just trying to clear up my kitchen today. We live in a tiny flat, and we just have so much rubbish! It was getting to the point where we couldn't actually see any work surface, never mind clean it!!

I live in quite a large house bam and most of the house is like that. I'm quite unashamed -too tired and too much crap about to clean properly atm, but it does piss me off from time to time

At work, and had a meeting with my boss this morning, 5 mins before I felt like I was going to hurl. That's not fun. But, if it keeps LO healthy, bring it on I guess

Wondering about asking MNHQ if we can change to [barf] I'm sure its more appropriate!

Hey folks,

Glad to hear the smear wasn't too bad sorry you're sore, though.

So, i've POAS three days in a row this week so far. Anyone ekse?

LOL at katee! Glad I'm not the only one with a hellish house though. Sometimes I feel quite ashamed, and then I think sod it, we're happy in it!

dee when is ERTD due? I hadn't realised it was POAS time for you just now. Fingers crossed for you!

ERTD was due yesterday.

And i think i had a squinter

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!! That's exciting dee! Did you use FMU? Have you had symptoms?

Well, i have used FMU. There is a very very very feint line there, i think. No symptoms as i'm still breastfeeding DS3, so boobs are veiny as usual. And i fell pregnant with DS3 whilst BF DD, and had no morning sickness or anything then - apparently BF helps keep your hormone levels up.

I dunno. I so want it to be a BFP, but i'm terrified as well!!

ooooooooooooh dee

Oh dee try to keep calm! Maybe test again in the morning and see if you still get a line? I am really excited for you dee.

Noy seen nickel on here for a while.......

i'm here!
no news, though.

went up to see my brand new nephew on the weekend.
had a bit of a squish, and cos sis is FF, DH and I both got a go with feeding.

t 4 weeks old, they don't do much, which is actually a blessing considering how much the 4 yo niece wanted me for!! i must have swung her about a million time, between Grand olf duke of york, and let's go fly a kite!

it was good for DH, as well, cos he got to hug and cuddle a tiny baby - he took to it quite well - got a few photos of him with him, and he was quite as ease (once he got used to it!)
he said he was amazed nephew hardly cried - well of course he didn't! he was practically asleep and only griped a bit when he was hungry, then when he wanted his nappy changed.
awwwwwwwwww.

also, sis gave me her pregnancy care book that she was given (by the midwife) at 8 weeks - she said i'd need it cos there's lots of stuff in there for before 8 weeks!
listening to her story, though, made me even more determined to have a home birth with no intervention (apart from drugs of course....)

she was having a text book labour, then the midwife said she was going to burst her waters to get things going.
and sis needed quite a lot of stitches because she tore. basically, they shouldn't have burst her waters, because it rushed it along too fast - she was labouring nicely, then waters were burst and baby came along before she was ready.

Fingers crossed Dee!

Bam I'm so sorry you're having such a hard time. I agree with others - you should push to get a docs appointment and see what they could tell you.

Glad you enjoyed time with your nephew Nickel

Hope your horse is ok Nelly

Hi nickel! Glad you had such a lovely weekend. Did it make you feel extra mushy seeing your OH with a tiny bub? I think there's nothing more lovely than a big man with a wee baby!

Hi Josie! Hope you are feeling much better now.

it really did, Bam

Oh I'm feeling quite mushy myself now! That's lovely!

How are you feeling now dee?

Hmm... i'm ok. Amwondering if it was just an evap line. But if it was that means theres been five evap lines in exactly the same place - what are the chances of that? Just worried as the line is very very feint.

Am using £ shop cheapies. Am trying to talk myself into getting a 'proper' more expensieve one.

WDYT?

how long did you leave the test before you got the line?

i think if it's after 10 minutes, you have to discard it.

wow! i only noticed that cos i went further up te thread!

pweety.

(MN are going too far with smileys now..... [stern] )

You can never have enough smileys nickel!

It would be a bit of a coincidence to get 5 evap lines like that dee. Maybe you should splurge on a fancy digital one for peace of mind.

Sorry! I'm getting carried away with the excitement and cheerleading again!

It said on test to read in five mins, and to discard after ten. Read it in five and feintest of feint lines. Still checking it them now and lines still there....

I think that sounds promising dee, but it's so frustrating when the lines are faint. If I were you I'd get a "proper" test and try again in the morning. I'm really keeping my fingers crossed for you dee.

ooh, dee sending BFP vibes your way! x

Dee that's exactly what I had - I wouldn't go straight for a digital test though as I don't think they are very sensitive so you may well get a false neg. It took a good six days for me to get a strong line, so if you can stand the wait, try again day after tomorrow. My first was so faint you really need the eye of faith good luck xx