Over Here Viroids! Just Shagging with Intent Thread!

[nickelbabysnatcher]

Last thread was here

The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (It just takes longer to get in the mood

Oh...isn't that normal Eskarina ? 14 shags a day? You must be falling behind!!

Wow, how would you even fit them in around normal life? I'd love to see Mr Truff's face if I suggested 14 daily shags were required to win a baybee. I think he'd rather remain child free than subject his poor todger to that much hard work!

at Mr truff's hard-working todger. Hope he gets it serviced once in a while

Congratulations crowette on your anniversary! Awww one year ... so romantic. Had a lovely evening at Zizzi (I know I know, but we've got expensive baby things to buy so watching the pennies) and went to the cinema to see 127 Hours. It wasn't a romantic film (it's the one where the guy cuts his own arm off) but it was that or Blue Valentine, which is about a relationship going horrifyingly wrong, apparently, so 127 Hours it was. It was quite good, but it was sold as an ultimately uplifting film. The uplifting bits didn't quite match up to the horrifying bits though (though it allowed much teenage clinging onto DH :))

Sorry to keep boring you with my dreams, but had a corker last night. We had a baby, and when it was about 18 months we decided to take it to church, where it went all Chuckie on us and ruthlessly massacred the congregation with a knife. We manage to escape and hitch a ride with a lorry driver, but the baby was after us because it wanted to kill us too, and the police were after us and we knew they'd never believe we had a baby that was also a ruthless and violent murderer

Pregnancy dreams are awful!

You nut bag

Up early here as DH bought some kitchen shelf thing on eBay and has to go to Coventry to pick it up (we live in London...) Hiring a van for the pleasuring...! Not such a bargain now...fool.

Your evening sounds fab TTL :) We're just going to have nice meal at home and watch a film - possibly the Robin Hood one with Russell Crowe in which I bought yesterday.
Am on the bus to collect my girls and using my new phone to type this - still getting used to it. Missed the first bus as it left too early, saw it whizzed by as I turned the corner. I need a car, the buses here are ridiculous.
Nothing to report here, no nausea yet, boobs normal, so the wait continues. Hope everyone has a lovely day. X

Hey can i join! Loving this thread,ttc number 1 for over a year but havent given in to the legs in the air/no wine/taking my tempreature everyday - because lets face it, wheres the fun in that!

Aha! KatyRah - just who we need on the thread, Welcome.

We frown at taking temperatures every day - you're not allowed to do that.

And you're allowed to drink as much as you like (in moderation, of course!)

I have to admit I've done the legs in the air thing, but i'm not entirely sure what it's supposed to achieve, being's as 3 seconds later I've got stand up to go for a wee.
And i only did it because someone else on a previous JS thread did it and thought it was funny!

I am the thread starter this time, Got2Dance - so what I says is the rules!
You're not supposed to be obsessing !

Oh, I forgot to say, I thought you meant 14 shags in 12 days, which is still pretty good going!

With our shag capes on, I've been trying to encourage DH to do it every other day.

Haha I think dh would piss himself if after shagging i proceeded to stick my legs up against the headboard! Glad im not the only one who doesnt take it all too seriously,was beginning to think i should be obessesing with the amount of ppl telling me i should be recording everything like some sort of exam!

DH did! so much so that I did it again just to amusse him

Ooh KatyRah you are a proper JSing viroid then, I salute you!

Am feeling full of woman flu this morning so my skull is snot city and my nose is belatedly celebrating Christmas with a rudolf impression. I may need to invest in some drugs and balmy tissues today [feeling a bit sorry for myself emoticon]

But seriously I need to man up a bit and get on with the weekend. Am collecting my engagement ring today after it has spent 2 months in the workshop being repaired! Am soooo excited to get it back and not wear the fake 'stunt ring' I've had on!

Happy Saturday peeps

Haha truffkin, 'stunt ring' its like your famous!

And i have no idea what jsibg viroid or what you said i was it but im assuming its good!

May try the headboard thing just to see the reaction,much like one starts arguments for no other reason than pmt!

Hi everyone. Can't believe the number of BFPs on this thread!

Hi Katyrah, hopefully you can join forces with the others and stop me obsessing.

Takethatlady I've also been having really weird and vivid dreams. Think it's a symptom?

What I thought was my ERTD yesterday hasn't materialised... it was just a very pinky wipe... tiny implantation bleed perhaps? If ERTD doesn't arrive on Monday I'm going to test on Tuesday.

Hope everyone's having a nice relaxed Saturday. Just mooching around doing a bit of housework here after a lovely lay in.

Hurrah it's the weekend! A belated congrats to Reality and welcome to Katyrah. I totally agree with you about the whole testing and counting going on elsewhere - I'd much rather enjoy the shagging and see what happens!

Cheeser I may join you (in the least pervy way possible :D) in testing on Tuesday. Had a BFN yesterday but still no sight nor sound of ERTD so am gonna give it another few days. Tomorrow it'll be a week late.

Although tbh I won't be too disappointed if it's another BFN: I've got a brass band competition next weekend which are always notoriously drunken affairs, plus FREE meal at the Dorchester with work and a fundraising ball the following week so I'll be glad not to have to find an excuse to not be drinking! *Disclaimer: my life is not normally this exciting...

I want to POAS really badly.
I've been feeling increasingyl fat this past month or so, and I swear i am waddling around! I know it's likely just that I feel fat, and nothing else, but y'know...
Because I didn't feel any thinner after Sergeant Major gave us a dance class straight out of the army on thursday!

Cheeser fingers crossed for your ERTD BFP!

I suppose to actually get knocked up, you've got to be shagging, haven't you? It's been five days. Five fucking days. And fair enough, i have had a small proceedure done on my spine in that time, and have been unable to open move my leg. But still

deemented - you're taking obsession to a new level!

aaw, Foghorn - what did you do to celebrate?

deemented - the month I got knocked up we shagged a grand total of 3 times over the course of 48 hours because that was about all the time we spent together

Fingers crossed for the testfest on Tuesday.

'Testfest' - I like it

Happy Saturday!

I feel I ought to come clean...although am loving the shagging respect I am currently garnering (sp?) from the likes of foghorn. Since I'm on clomid, we are told very specifically when we meant to shag. And fortunately sadly we can't do it everyday as we have to save DH swimmers. And since I'm on clomid I have to know the day of my cycle. So CD12 is day 12. The rules tell us to shag on day 12 and day 14. According to FC only worth doing it on those two days.

And nickel that is the extent of my obsessing. I am now forgetting where I am and when to test until February.

So demented - don't worry too much. 5 days in nothing!!

Eagerly anticipating the testfest coming up. Nickel why don't you test anyway? I seem to remember you've not had much chance in the past. If at all? And POMS maybe needs to too...has her ERTD turned up yet? I found her POAS thread - quite funny!!

TTL crazy crazy dream. Really quite scary actually. Sounds horrid. Have you read First Person by Ali Smith? Rubbish short stories, but there was one in there that sounded like your dream. We're hoping to go see The Kings Speech...think I'd rather that than 127 hours.

Happy anniversaries to those going around. Happy times :)

Best get on. x

Got2Dance - you're allowed to know your cycle
you are the only one - I was telling off the "other newbies"

I daren't test anyway - I am worried that I'm being all phantom! plus, I can't afford a baby now

just to clarify - i was commenting on this: "And desperately trying to keep the viroids on the JSing way of doing things. You do realise, don't you, that you are the only one just JSing?!!! " in case you think i'm being mean

If you can't afford a baby, what's with the shiny new shag cape?! It certainly seems to be getting its money's worth :) You're making the viroids proud with your stellar effort!