Over Here Viroids! Just Shagging with Intent Thread!

[nickelbabysnatcher]

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The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (It just takes longer to get in the mood

Yes, nickel is right, STEP AWWAAAAAAAY. at 'fizzy tits' though. That was my first sign (kipper me, I'm too encouraging of early testers ....)

To those of you worrying about how long it's taking, just thought I'd say it took me 7 months (only had 3 periods in that time) and my friend from school took 10 months despite having a proper good old go at it each month. She gave birth three weeks ago . It's so bloody frustrating and I definitely recommend going to the doctor's to get checked out sooner rather than later (at least it gives you something to focus on) but it is normal for it to take ages. I recommend turning to drink ...

How are you today vallinna?

Have been noticing all this stuff about breastfeeding in the news today. I basically want to say BOLLOCK OFF to all these bloody people going on about it (including me ). Got some good advice from a family friend and mum of 3 the other day, who said the advice always changes, to ignore it, and just damn well feed the baby any way you can.

Think we might need a thread for mums with the JSing ethos when we've all graduated. Just Slumming, anyone?

Hi everyone, Happy Friday!!

Was out last night, had a good time despite not drinking but was fast asleep on the train home I see exceptionally knackered at the moment.

Had a slightly pinkish wipe this morning (sorry for TMI!) so think the ERTD is on its way, slightly early (not due till Monday).

Good to see you here Getorf, I followed your POAS thread. Sorry you were disappointed by the result, but you've joined the right place

I just discovered that the statuses are back on! GOML - yuo can be POMS if you change your status on your profile!

Congrats Reality Have some bunting (and probably some from some of the others)

Graduates have to stick around - looks like you did the crash course
You stick around mainly to worry and fret and vomit....

Goodness Reality are you trying to say what I think you're trying to say?

Apparently so! Massive congrats! And yes graduates stick around!

Haha, this thread is fertility gold Congrats Reality.

Blimey Reality!! Congrats!

Feeling more relaxed today. Looks like all bleeding stopped. WFH and actually working which is an arse

now i'm properly broody. :(

a couple I sort-of-know has just been in with their new baby.
he's beautiful and just old enough to do proper faces etc.

i want one!!!!

Nickel sorry you're broody My new colleague apparently brought her 23-24 week old baby in yesterday morning and by all accounts she was gorgeous, very happy and smiley. So glad I wasat training and missed her, I probably would have cried!

it's all GOML's fault, you know.

Nice one, reality

Nickel when you start hanging out in the Due in Jan thread, looking shifty and ready to run with the nearest new born, we'll have you committed. Until then feel as broody as you want. I think I felt more broody this time last year when we weren't even TTC than I do now. The good news though is that's it's Friday afternoon and you're allowed to get as unupduffed shit faced as you like.

no! i can't! i've got choir tonight!

I find I'm much better at singing when I'm drunk nickel, so go ahead I say!

Congratulations reality! And congratulations vallinna too. Phew!

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Bloody hell, Reality!

Loving Just Slumming

Suppose we ought to resurrect the JS grads again but it keeps slipping off threads I'm on.

Goos God Reality you've done a Kat on us haven't you?! Congrats, glad it was a short stay for you.

Nickel step away from the babies and definitely second the drinking plan, I am feeling a cold coming on so plan to indulge in some wine hot toddies tonight to ward off the lurgy.

Vallinna very pleased the bleeding has stopped, hope it's all plain sailing from here on in.

Take That how about 'Just Mumming' for whilst you are still trying to find your way around a newborn?!

nickel and also at truffkin. Like it :) Not going to find my way around a newborn though - just going to have big glasses of wine when I want them, give the baby formula when I've had said glasses of wine (because I'm so responsible and wouldn't drink and breastfeed ), chuck all the baby books out the window and stick my fingers in my ears when people start telling me about routines and organic puree and other such guilt-inducing things, and dump the baby on a babysitter (my mum) whenever I feel the shag-cape calling . 'Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times ...', that's the mantra isn't it?

I am currently seriously sressed though as I have fucked up my prep for term. Teaching on Monday at 9am and have not put together my reading list/worked out what the hell we're doing all term, and haven't read what I'm teaching them on Monday. Am driving 200 miles to celebrate SILs birthday tomorrow and 200 miles back on Sunday, so am more-or-less up shit creek.

Oh well, there's a thread party for reality, it's mine and DH's 12-year anniversary on Monday (not of wedding, of being together, and yes, we were only sprogs ourselves when we started going out), so I'm going out to have a slap-up dinner (well, it'll probably be either Pizza Express or Wagamama ), throw a bit of bunting of our own, and maybe even have a little slurp of DH's wine. Somehow I need to fashion an outfit that makes me look pregnant and glamorous, and not like the pie-munching slob I really am am turning into...

Have a good night viroids

Wow!! I turn my back for a couple of days and all chat breaks out!! Have been busy at work, but have eventually managed to catch up on the thread. Not that I can remember it all, mind you!

Welcome to the newbies and not-so-newbies.
I did chuckle at the hard-core, royalty MNers coming back to the start and joining a conception thread! This is the place to be.

Vallinna - i'm really pleased that all is well.

Congrats to Reality - definitely another Kitten

And sorry to the BFN and ERTDs. But just think how muc fun there is to be had on the thread! Especially now the not-upduffed out number the grads again!

Nickel - you are making me laugh with your baby snatching antics!! And desperately trying to keep the viroids on the JSing way of doing things. You do realise, don't you, that you are the only one just JSing?!!!

No real news this end. Managed CD12 and 14 shags (am on clomid) but not the 16. Both DH and I were knackered and he was planning our anniversary weekend away. So I decided I'd rather have a good weekend surprise than a half-hearted JS...is that bad?? I figured I'd have ovulated by then anyway (although there seemed to be some lurking pantsnot)

TTL - can't you tell them all to read Shakespeare? All of it? Surely that will keep them all busy?!

TTL it's mine and OH's anniversary of being together on Monday too - a whole year but we knew each other at school too ... I had a massive crush on him

Well, I'm home alone tonight - OH has gone out for a 'jamming' session with his mates, so I thought, 'oooh can get a curry, watch a girly film and drink a bottle or two of Jacques cider ... but I have nausea again. But this time it's evening, and just when I thought I'd got away with it today! Is way to early to be MS, but that doesn't stop me thinking 'yay!' Also was play fighting with OH before he went out, and his arm brushed my boobs - ouchies! Still - it's too early (smacks sense into self)

Now, do I cook my curry and hope it's just hunger that's making me feel queasy, (even though I've just had a couple of bhajis for starter and they haven't stopped it ... or go without in case I throw it all back up?

Lovely

Got2Dance I read that as "managed CD12 and had 14 shags". Hats off to you for that one hun!