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Over Here Viroids! Just Shagging with Intent Thread!

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nickelbabysnatcher · 11/01/2011 16:21

Last thread was here

The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (It just takes longer to get in the mood

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Cheeser · 11/01/2011 21:29

Truff, my DP's out at the football tonight too Hmm Grin Are you London-way?

Truffkin · 11/01/2011 21:38

Yes but he's not supporting the London team! We.re Brummies in London and both support Midlands teams. Let's just say, he will probably not be in a great mood when he gets back!

Cheeser · 11/01/2011 21:50

Teehee! My DP will be in a good mood when he returns Wink Grin

Truffkin · 11/01/2011 21:52

I think I will just make sure I'm in bed then he can watch the highlights , have a beer and a good moan with his brother! They will be most annoyed at the goalkeeper error for your second goal. Oops!

Cheeser · 11/01/2011 21:59

I haven't even watched it... been mooching about on twitter, MN, facebook, painting my nails, watching the fish thingy on channel 4 and eating. I quite enjoy my evenings in! Hope your DH isn't too annoyed!

SingingMog · 11/01/2011 22:47

I've missed loads & can't possibly remember all I have just read (tired brain)!

Hello to new people Grin

Docs today who said due date is 5th Sept and are going to refer me to the middys. Was quite surprised that the doctor didn't check in anyway to make sure that I actually was upduffed, just took my word for it! Then had to fill in some forms. Fun fun fun.

Gross story - cat had a bit of a dirty bum (nothing too gross) so DH cleaned it. Cat then ran across room and put streak on his laptop screen Grin Grin Grin and then when DH was getting out more kitchen roll he knocked over a bottle of wine that was in the same cupboard and it smashed on the floor! He then didn't know what to clean up first (chose the streaks in the end) and finished off the cleaning by spraying everything in sight with febreeze!!! I was trying not to feel vommy at the smell of the red wine Bear

Dynababy · 11/01/2011 22:59

Oooh shiny new thread!

Welcome Got2Dance & Cheeser & AuntieDoris .. its fun here and we really need some new viroids as soo many of us are now diffed well and truley ... we are neglecting to move to the grad thread ..hmm...it is empty cos we're all here!!!

NMCB sounds exciting hearing the wee ones heart beat, I'm hoping to do that at my next m/w appt Grin

Some what appropriately for this thread all I can think about is JS'ing after watching a good portion of series one of Mad Men on dvd Blush

panpipe · 11/01/2011 23:40

Oooh can I join in?! This seems like a fun thread to be in and I've already started with the prerequisite 'ooh' haha!

I'm in the very early stages of TTC #1 at the moment. Had a look around and joined in some of the threads but's there's far too many acronyms and numbers in there for my liking. I'm just going for the 'lots of SWI' tactic at the moment :o

So did all you grads start symptom-spotting in the first month of trying? Technically I'm 2 days late now, but this is my first month off the pill so am trying to be sensible and saying it's just my body adjusting. Can't remember who said it on the last page but I'm having what seems like PMT-type symptoms at the moment and I swear I was feeling a bit sick last week! If I'm this bad now god knows what I'll be like in any future months!

Bloody hell I've gone off on one a bit there. Better go and make myself a G&T (am still allowed until I know I'm definitely upduffed right?!) and lie down in a darkened room....

nickelbabysnatcher · 12/01/2011 09:45

lovely, lots of newbies on this thread!
welcoem to you, too, panpipe (and anyone else I've missed).
don't worry, we don't do acronyms on here - hence the pansnot.

and you have to keep an eye on my cycle because I can never remember where I am! Confused Grin

the baby-snatching name is from another thread - Reality has namechanged to RealityIsShaggingWithIntent, so I said i needed a name that reflected my status - I said I should be nickelwantsababy (cos it's usually nickelbabe for the newbies' reference), and then I started saying that I could just steal one, if anyone had any they wanted to give away. So Reality suggested nickelbabysnatcher, and here i am! Grin

(sorry that was dreadfully long... Blush )

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nickelbabysnatcher · 12/01/2011 09:46

pansnot ?????
pantsnot - i can't even get our own fake words right! Blush

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BamBam21 · 12/01/2011 10:00

Morning all!

Welcome to Cheeser and Doris! Smile It does all sound promising for you Cheeser. Fingers crossed for you.

Kicking myself for missing last night's virtual vodka NMCB! Must have been lovely to hear Baby Biscuit's little heartbeat.

I have a really sore/sicky tummy today, and still have sore boobs. (Rocks back and forward chanting "I will not test early, I will not test early.......)Grin

Hi to Got2Dance! (waves) Grin

BamBam21 · 12/01/2011 10:03

Hi to panpipe too! I must keep up! Smile

vallinnapod · 12/01/2011 10:20

Welcome Panpipe

Bambam - symptom spotting is no good Wink I am nearly 6 weeks and only have sore boobs and only got those a couple of weeks a go. This PG is IVF so I have been hormoned to the hilt for months so no idea what is me and what is artificial Grin

nickelbabysnatcher · 12/01/2011 10:24

I feel sicky, too.
had to do the chickens last night, DH drove, and i was sitting in the passenger seat going "urgh" (in my head)

don't normally get travel-sick on a 15 minute journey..
also feel a bit icky this morning.

It could be food-poisoning though! (don't eat meat, so not likely)

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BamBam21 · 12/01/2011 10:29

I am trying my best Vallinna! I tell myself I won't every single month, and then by day 25 I'm a total basket case! Confused

I have been TTC for 28 months now! Nightmare! I just found an I'm Pregnant magazine that I bought when I was all excited at the start, dated September 2008! Really want 2011 to be our year though. If I can kick the ciggies, then I will maybe go to the doctor, but I know that's one of the first things they would ask about.

Can I ask you lovely ladies a question, and sorry if it's TMI! When exactly do you count AF as having started? Is it from the really heavy blood, or do you count from the light brownigh gunk at the very start? Confused Blush

BamBam21 · 12/01/2011 10:32

Ooh Nickel! We can compare sicky notes ! Grin Hope it's not food poisoning though!

nickelbabysnatcher · 12/01/2011 10:37
Grin

with me, it's most likely to be over-eating ...

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hiddenme · 12/01/2011 10:51

Can I join ? Old MN'er namechanging

BamBam21 · 12/01/2011 10:55

LOL Nickel! Grin I never actually thought I'd be pleased to see the end of a tin of Roses! I just can't step away from the sweeties!

Welcome to the thread hiddenme! Smile

nickelbabysnatcher · 12/01/2011 11:01

as long as you didn't eat that tin in one sitting, you're grand Wink

welcome hiddenme

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BamBam21 · 12/01/2011 11:05

Just the 2 sittings Nickel Blush, and DS helped a wee bit!

RealityIsShaggingWithIntent · 12/01/2011 11:11

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BamBam21 · 12/01/2011 11:16

Hi Reality! Smile My goodness you are quick off the mark with the symptom spotting! I hope this is your lucky cycle!

JosieSmith1 · 12/01/2011 11:23

I know this was a while ago but here are my thoughts on conceiving - I think maybe because blokes won?t ask for directions, the sperm get lost sometimes and that?s why it doesn?t always work Grin

Welcome Got2Dance, Cheeser and AuntieDoris (waves)

B2B how exciting to see the heart beating!

NMCB on this ocassion it wasn?t my DH with the 4am stiffie, but maybe next time?Grin

nickelbabysnatcher · 12/01/2011 11:25

I've been wanting to ask Reality ever since she announced her Intent , but I feared rejection! Grin

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