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Over Here Viroids! Just Shagging with Intent Thread!

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nickelbabysnatcher · 11/01/2011 16:21

Last thread was here

The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (It just takes longer to get in the mood

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Got2Dance · 18/01/2011 13:43

Sleepy did they give you any indication of how long it would be before you could crack on? Do you have to have a definite negative first? Thinking of you x

LOL at BamBam having everything crossed! Order some on ebay or amazon...then you can fuel more madness!!

panpipe · 18/01/2011 14:09

Thanks BamBam - I'm not going to get too worried at the moment as it's only the first month of trying! Just frustrating really and I'm still in the novelty excited phase. At least having no idea about my cycles is the perfect excuse for lots of shagging 'just in case' :o

BamBam21 · 18/01/2011 14:20

Oh panpipe - I think no matter how long or short a time you have been TTC, it's still SO disappointing when you want it badly. Still, lots of just-in-case shagging should keep your mind off things! Wink

Still no sign of ERTD coming on "properly". I might see how it is tomorrow and POAS if it's still not come. So confusing!

All together ladies, into your yoga poses! Grin

Got2Dance · 18/01/2011 16:07

Quiet on here today....maybe it's the yoga poses...

FoghornLeghorn · 18/01/2011 16:18

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LizzyMathsWhizzy · 18/01/2011 16:19

Hello everyone, sorry about the BFN panpipe.

I was off to POAS, but was interrupted by ERTD. Hrmph. Still, at least thats a reasonable cycle length after coming off the pill - 30 days. Maybe next month, just need DH to come home so we can get to it!

FoghornLeghorn · 18/01/2011 16:24

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nickelbabysnatcher · 18/01/2011 17:01

ah, bollocks, Lizzy

never mind, keep shagging (obv not just yet... Blush )

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Cheeser · 18/01/2011 17:26

Sorry about the BFN Panpipe.

Still have excrutiating period pains and generally been a right miserable so-and-so today. Roll on next weekend when hopefully I'll be back on form and I can get back to seducing DP Wink

I have told him We have agreed to really go for it next month. We only did the deed once around ovulation so it's hardly surprising nothing happened. Am planning on shagging every other night from when the ERTD subsides. Does this sound sustainable or will be be knackered within a week, and then miss the window? or should we just try more than normal (we only usually have sex once a week on average Blush)

nickelbabysnatcher · 18/01/2011 17:29

you'll be sooo knackered!

we justshag when we fancy it, but i do make more of an effort when i get the pantsnot...

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LizzyMathsWhizzy · 18/01/2011 18:15

We once managed every day for a fortnight... we weren't even ttc at the time, we just realised after a while that we were both really tired, and worked out why Blush

I've always been a bit of a kleptomaniac, so DH is totally used to me being demanding, and unless I spell it out he will be blissfully unaware of me trying to time things right... not that I'm doing that... just shagging, promise!

A trick I've used a few times, but he now sees coming, is to buy him a new aftershave, or shower gel or whatever, and tell him the smell is irresistible! Men are so vain that they will always fall for that, should get you a couple of bonus shags at the right time Grin

BamBam21 · 18/01/2011 18:38

Sorry to hear that Lizzy. (passes some bourbons)

Cheeser - I like your style! You and DP will be super fit and healthy AND upduffed (hopefully)! Wink

Style just got weird, almost-not-there-at-all ERTD. Doing my head in now! Confused

LizzyMathsWhizzy · 18/01/2011 19:17

Thanks for the bourbons BamBam, my fav! How have you not POAS yet? If I had any suspicions about ERTD not being on properly I wouldn't be able to stop myself!

toytown · 18/01/2011 21:24

Evening all. Sorry it's been a while - bloody work!
Sorry to panpipes and Lizzy
Fingers crossed ERTD is not coming Bambam, could it be implantation?
I've been sooo hungry the last two days? Could this be a sign? Hmm

PracticallyImperfectInEveryWay · 18/01/2011 22:38

That's the plan for me us too Cheeser. It started for us on Monday after ERTD subsided and now it's Wednesday so time for the second round tonight. Phew, tired already Grin!

I figure that surely with all that JSing something has to happen!

Saggyoldclothcatpuss · 19/01/2011 00:34

Just lurking through, but had to post pointandchortle
Lizzy, you are a kleptomaniac?? Unless you have a shoplifting problem, do you maybe mean nymphomaniac? Grin

FoghornLeghorn · 19/01/2011 08:55

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BamBam21 · 19/01/2011 09:24

Morning all!

Well, the red witch got me good and proper last night, and I'm now feeling sorry for myself with stomach cramps. Shite Angry

Due to the cramps, I'm finding the everything-crossed yoga pose a bit hard today, but I'm thinking good thoughts for everybody else! Smile

Cheeser · 19/01/2011 09:50

Morning everyone

Chilly and frosty here this morning, just like my mood! Ha. Sorry the ERTD got you BamBam, hope next month will be more successful.

Think tomorrow night will be the beginning of my every-other-day shaggathon.

Does anyone know anything about laser hair removal? And is it wise to embark on a series of treatment while TTC? I won a course of treatments and want to use them! I'd be getting my underarms done... I never win anything so I was am v excited about it!

nickelbabysnatcher · 19/01/2011 09:55

Sorry, Lizzie , saggy's right - you're a nymphomaniac Grin
SAggy - get thee back to Pedants' Corner

I still haven't received my Ps, so I'm still in the dark.
PCC meeting last night where one of the lady's is expecting. I got a bit excited and told her to come to MN. that's probably a bad plan.... Confused

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nickelbabysnatcher · 19/01/2011 09:55

I meant PS not Ps....

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crowette · 19/01/2011 10:47

Morning ladies! Just checking in before I leave for work.

Sorry about the BFNs and AFs :(

Only thing to report here is heavy/tender/sore boobage, on and off nausea, tiredness and stuffy nose ... trying not to get my hopes up. AF due early next week, so depending on symptoms, I'll either test end of next week or early the week after. I'm determined to not test early!

Hope you all have a good day :) x

deemented · 19/01/2011 10:53

Sad for all those who got BFN/AF - sorry.

Well, it's now been 27 days since i stopped taking the pill. I had to POAS nine days ago, for a medical proceedure, and of course it was BFN. Is there any point POAS in the near future, i wonder? No sign of ERTD either.

What to do?

FoghornLeghorn · 19/01/2011 11:27

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deemented · 19/01/2011 11:31

I think you're right. Haven't got any PS in anyway - they're always so tempting if there here, aren't they?

Have been on pill on and off for just under a year so i suspect it'll take my body some time to adjust, won't it? My last ERTD was in September, and i can't say i've missed it tbh, but now i'm wishing it would hurry up!

Any news on GOML? She's very quiet!

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