Over Here Viroids! Just Shagging with Intent Thread!

[nickelbabysnatcher]

Last thread was here

The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (It just takes longer to get in the mood

Go on Nickel!!! Stick a "back in 5 mins" up at the shop door, nip out to buy a FR one and put us all out of our misery!!!

And GOML - you so need to test tonight and let us know.

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[fingers in the ear technique]

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OOOH yes nickel you work in a shop.

Look there is superdrug and there is boots and there is tesco metro (hopes nickel's shop isn't a nick nack shop in deepst Exmoor)

Then you can pee and tell.

Oh, GOML come come. You're a viroid now. Please don't use a Lenor lid. We recommend Gu ramekins. I have a jelly pot, but that's cos I was attempting to diet!!

lol at Gu ramekins.

Has EVETYBODY got a whole cupboard full of those things.

They never get used for anything. I keep salt in one, the rest are just stacked in the corner ready to topple over.

Evidently the a la mode use for gu ramekins is to piss in

Yo viroids. CD1 for me again. Am feeling quietly sad about it. My silver lining this month is that I am at a spa on Thursday and Friday and won't need to avoid the sauna, jacuzzi, foot spa, massage chairs, full body massage etc etc. Am glad I have a good one this month!

GOML you are soooooo duffed it's unbelievable. Get pissing madam!

Oh I am sorry truffkins.

Oh bad luck truffkin. No one seems to be having much success this month (except maybe GOML but she's keeping us in suspense. Again. )

Sounds like you've got a fab end to the week though. Something to really help you forget your woes.

Got2 - if that test is negative again I am leaving mumsnet, i wouldn't be able to live it down

we do have a Boots and a Superdrug, but Tesco Metro is the work of the devil (and will be replacing our old Co-op/somerfield in the next few weeks :( )
they're the other end of the High Street and i'm not doing one today!

see, can we please concentrate on making Truffkins feel better?

I hope you will have a lovely time at the spa truffkins.

massages and jacuzzia sound wonderful. Plus you can have lots of lovely booze.

Thanks guys, am feeling loved (and chocolate cake is my fave cheers)

Am hoping MrT will be making dinner for me tonight whilst I snuggle on the sofa under my blanket and catch up on my Sky+ delights from over the weekend.

Wow, how much have I missed in a day at work! I'm still on for the tuesday testfest, although I have more or less convinced myself I'm not pregnant now, and am waiting for ERTD, which I think should have arrived already.

The egg donation thing from a friend (no matter how close) is just too weird for me, although I think I would manage to say thanks but no thanks politely... dunno though I might just

I kind of want ERTD now, because I thought I ovulated quite early in the cycle, and the longer this goes on for, the more likely I am to be wrong, meaning I have no understanding of my cycle after all!

Lizzy - if you have no understanding of your cycle, then that means you're a true viroid!

Fingers crossed for tomorrow.

GOML good point on the booze, my MiL and I have oft enjoyed a bottle of wine and a good natter. My diffed SiL will be in bed by 7pm going on recent form so I can avoid the baby talk with any luck

Good luck Lizzy for tomorrow.

I love the power of negative thinking - convince yourself that something is not going to happen, and then it is a wonderful thing when it does.

Fingers crossed in any case.

Truffkin it must be so hard to talk about babies with someone when you are trying so hard to get pregnant yourself.

Yay to being a true viroid, thanks G2D!

I'm a tad jealous of the spa Truffkin. I went to a spa between Christmas and New Year in Canary Wharf. Me and DH had a treatment where you get to basically throw mud at each other in the privacy of your own steam room for an hour before they put the showers on you, and give you 15 minutes to put your bikini/trunks back on! If I am upduffed, that could well be responsible!!!!!

Also a good way of convincing OH he likes spa days after all!

I like the sound of that - throwing mud at one another

Actually there is a turkish hammam in Cheltenham which is orivate for couples - have always wanted to try that.

Crikey this thread moves fast! Firstly I'm also sobbing into my hanky at the departure of my fellow oldie-viroids over to the grad thread . But of course very very happy for them . I will just have to make more effort to join them. Shag cape is being laid out for tonight, CD 11 and definite pant snot .

GOML come on already and pee. I'm glad G2D pointed you in the direction of the Gu ramekin, we're a classy chocolate loving bunch here! You don't need ALL your piss to fit in it though . And Nickel you too, it's time for a couple more BFPs to cheer me up :)

That mud-wrestling story is hilarious Lizzy . What would you call your baby if it was responsible (a la Brooklyn Beckham)?

Poor Truff. Have a hug. (to the Newbies, it's important to note these are not just allowed but encouraged amongst the viroids!!). I agree, as I seem to say a lot, that wine is the only solution :(

Right better get that last bit of work done for today. It's so annoying how it gets in the way of my chatting on MN . Speak later

hmmm.... names names names... How about Mudeline? or Spalotte?