Mid-30s BESH Ski Hut: Hot toddies & mounties. Fur knickers optional.

[AlpinePony]

I declare this Ski Season open!

I typed great message which was swallowed up by the internet which perhaps thought that I wasn't as witty as i perhaps thought when suggesting how BB can entertain the dildocamscanners. Hope it goes well. Comedy socks, old pants and unshaven legs are surely de rigeur for any gynecological procedure? Hope it goes well.

I get annoyed when the DailyHateMail suggests that us 30s postponed procreation to be super career women. I don't have a baybee and my career is hardly illustrious. Have clearly failed on all fronts!! I would have done it from age 27-28 onwards if I had the right man then. Did not even meet him till age 31.

Love the 13 months pregnant description. I am sporting a fairly decent pseudo-bump too. Need to get thinner, but hard to motivate self to diet when I want to get diffed. I mean, what's the point of losing weight if you're going to get fat anyway

Oooh and BB how about a bath on the day in a lush glitter bath bomb or such - have a glittery muff of gorgeousness :o

Kat I had gestational diabetes when pregnant with smallchild, and as I had to eat a low g.i. diet, once I had layed I had lost over a stone on my pre pregnancy weight. If I hadn't eaten mega bars of dairy milk after laying to make up for all the choc I wasn't allowed to eat while enceinte then I would be svelte and gorgeous still.

Docs will treat me as though I have it straight away next time, so my diff plan is also my diet plan. Although I think that perhaps is not the attitude I should have really.

I haff been sneak reading at work & laughing all day - thanks BESHers as today has been wank.

Pliz to tell me if being ill / having cold / flu hampers chances of diffment??

No sunny a cold is a cold is a cold. May impact on desire for the sechs though...

Of course it doesn't! think of all the pill-takers who blame a surprise diff on a bug? (when really they just forget to take it properly or didn't follow the 7 day period when on medications) Diffment is a common consequence of illness therefore. Is logical, non?

Thanks BooWoo & Kat. I am mardy today. Have done the sechs at the right time and now have a fecking sore throat and feel shit.

Nice to see you BTW Kat!

kat I couldn't agree more. Whilst all the ESHes are wonderful, none of us have cured cancer, led a human righs movement in a small central american nation nor stood for government. We are all just paying the bills and doing the best we can. I once heard career described as "a job which doesn't pay overtime". Too feckin' right - you work 2 hours late in Tesco? You get two hour's money!

Part of me loves being heavy - it deflects unwanted male attention. Other times I wish I could walk in to a fancy dress shop and know I could just pick one off the rack and it'd fit.

Btw, came across this quote today (Naomi Wolf) which I'd saved on my laptop:

?A culture fixated on female thinness is not an obsession about female beauty,? writes Wolf. It is ?an obsession about female obedience. Dieting is the most potent political sedative in women?s history; a quietly mad population is a tractable one.?

Someone either agree with me or slap me - I sometimes feel fraudulent wearing make-up - as though I don't have the "right" to make myself "pretty" because I'm overweight. Pls to slap me as hard as you would Aries during a lesbo-sex sesh?

OMFG YES to the comedy socks and glittery muff

Can I also suggest a vindaloo and six pints of lager the night before?

Buahahahahahaah.

I did actually worry about potential dildocam earlier this week due to the nervous shitting I had been doing all day - thankfully I was spared that horror. The doctor still has no idea how lucky she was.

Shiney shags with snottering are definitely of the winning sort, oh yes. Kat is totally on the money there.

Now who do I have to slap?

Pliz to queue up and stand on this for SPANG in face slapstick effect.

Pony extra slap for you - my best mate is a size 20 and GORGEOUS. I am so very envious of her make up and dress sense. I look like a tramp.

Eh Don't slap me pliz. I am still Fragile. Wear make up all you please, dear Alps. I have seen you and you look lufferly, particularly in that red dress at the foot of the stairs. And you are a badass skier.

Can I just say what a waste of a dress that was? See all them men in that photo? Each and every one a flamer. In a chateau in the deepest, darkest nowhere. Tsk.

Flamer? Is that another word for bats for the other side?

I went and looked. wit woo, red hot lady!

Wot, gay?

Aw, no slaps for you, Ariel , here, have this small kitten to smoosh instead.

nice to see you too sunny! At least you got the action in at the right time before feeling shit! now you can think "job done" and have a little rest and recuperate?

I am off to body balance now. Am not feeling v balanced and I may fall over. Haven't digested dinner yet...

Am trying to imagine myself body balancing! would be hilarious! (assuming this is some form of exercise?) I would be falling over withing about one minute as I am rubbish at any sort of balance. Including bank balancing at the moment but that is another problem entirely.
Hope you don't fall over boo!

I conceived the night I did Body Balance. It fell out mind. I got all giggly & sniggery at the "ommness" of it all.

I know - so unfair they're all gay - especially the one I'm stood next to. The worst thing about that weekend was the fact that more than 1 of the girls got horribly embarrassingly drunk and threw themselves at the men! The desperation was palpable! I was single at the time but realised that I was not yet ready to plumb such depths.

You've made me feel nice so am going to update profile pic. :)

hehe you lot make me laugh.

pony agree with the Wolf quote but you need mahoosive slaps for the make up one, silly skihorse.

babs please just go all out and vajazzle your foof? And dont forget to take a snap of the sonographers face when you drop your pants? :o

off to stalk lady in red photo on t'other place....

Evening BESHes

Humph am In a grump.

Post first day back to work knackeredness, like pulling bloody teeth today it was. Mancheeze gone off to collect a parcel leaving me to do bedtime all to myself for the third night in a row. The he refused to bring home chocolate because today is supposed to be first day of diet "and he is being supportive" GIT.

Shant tell him that bossman bought a maccy' D's today (unprompted I may add)..oh and the chocolate buttons.

Also curious/furious at playing the waiting game as to when I can POAS-it's only been 4, 5 and 6 days since sechs. I guess I may have to get used to this. Dont feel like theres a baybee. But then I wouldn't yet, I know this to be rational.

Oooh Pony please can I see you in yer red dress too?

I like to see a fellow curvaceous lady all dressed am looking spesh xx

Ski am liking the Wolf quote. Women are sometimes our own worst enemies. All these glossy & shiny magazines telling us that we need to be beautiful, rich, married, thin, successful with amazing homes and perfect lives. Meh.

I am not curvy. I am a lanky gangly clumsy bird with no boobs at all that has to buy trousers from the tall section. Oh and I have man hands

Cheeze waiting is rubbish isn't it?

Sunshine

Y'know i feel a total imposter here, so many of you gorgeous funky deserving ladies have been trying so long and here I am first month of actually trying and getting fusterated and bovvered by the whole thing, Three months ago I would have sworn blind there were never going to be anymore bubbas from my womb. But then we had unprotected sex, I was a few days late for droid and LO...I was exeeding dissapointed.

"weve only just begun......." Croons a la Carpenters

I find waiting for anything rubbish - the bus, the post, for MS to come home with the shopping so tis hard every month to wait for two fecking weeks for inevitable disappointment