Mid-30s BESH Ski Hut: Hot toddies & mounties. Fur knickers optional.

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I declare this Ski Season open!

My name is InTheSunshine I'm 34 and like Ski and Truff prioritised work and partying over winning baybees. In fact not work at all just parties. However then MS (luffly husband, plane geek & childhood boyf) reappeared on the scene. I've been playing the baybee game for over a year. Now pass me the gin.

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Sindy'sMinge how the bejeezus are you?

Ooooh Brian Cox, I would. If I could persuade him not to speak like a Manc. Good choice Quavers and welcome to BESHland :)

Madam, tis an absolute joy to see you. How the feck have you been?

My name is Owlshoes but I deleted myself so now I am Owlbooty. I am 35 very shortly and the Daily Heil luffs me too as I co-habited for 7 years, got married for about 5 minutes then got divorced having had no baybees. I also once claimed dole for 2 weeks and have a penchant for gin and tonic. I am on husband number 2 and baybee number 2 as baybee number 1 inconveniently fell out due to teflon womble so really I should be on the PESH fred but am lurking. I have employed Bitey to do all my sicking for me

I shall be quiet now. I really fancy some quavers, they are lush.

Every time someone says "Brian Cox" I get Brian Blessed in my mind - well, his name, but Jim Royle's face. And I get all at yer strange mansechs fantasies.

Oh can I just add that in addition to being shit at getting pregnant, I'm also really shit at being pregnant and threw up each and every day including the day I laid him. And I'm doing it again. I also didn't worry about what I ate, rode my horse and went on a roller coaster having compared the size of my bump to the one on the warning picture and figuring I wasn't as big as her!

PPS - I don't mind a bit of woo but I'm a bit of sceptic. E.g., I was 28 week's pregnant when I had a 10 minute face-to-face conversation with a woman who told me she was a psychic. She failed to pick up on my pregnancy.

'allo Barbs. Might you hang around and play a bit?

Name's Aries. Am 35, 36 in April The plan was to have a baybee by now. Have been with MrA 10 years, married for 8, and only started thinking in the last year that reproducing might be nice, after bumbling along doing various things before thinking "oh Lord, I'm grown up!" Didn't even do that much partying to be honest. But Mother Nature is determined to make me wait. Had ever such a tiny mini-flounce a couple of months ago, but sidled back in. But that is the prerogative of the True BESH.

Alps, is the Heil article anywhere around so I can read it and chortle?

rierie Was published in May/June 2000 so doubt it's online, but will have a looksee.

Oh that's some time ago now. Did they say "Look at this FIEND! She's wasting her child-producing years and will expect free IVF at tax payers' expense at the age of 40."

They didn't - actually they suggested that I was having a ball - and they were making a very big dig at another woman. Which is pretty much the way the world operates - play women off against each other. It all came out as the result of a very public criminal case (of which I had nothing to do with - for once) - with the face of one of my best friends plastered on the front pages of all the papers. :(

PrincessBoo. 38 and mother of one child conceived in 2007 after the one before that inconveniently fell out. Spent whole of pregnancy worrying that this one would fall out too due to 2 other previous mcs but he stayed put and is here and a nearly 3 year old bundle of energy and joy.

Was hoping to have already provided him with a little brother or sister by now and have been trying since Jan with no success. Partly because we haven't been trying hard enough (I refuse to think it's anything else at this stage). New year and new start and we are proper going for it this month.

I work in the public sector with parents of young offenders. I love my job and it will probably not exist from April. :(

(I know cheezy knows all that already but not sure if you lot did).

Bloomin Heck Alps nasty journo underhanded anti female agenda wankers.

Hope that you are feeling ok today anyway dear heart. Have you got ashton and parsons teething powders or nelsons teetha?

boo Tbf the woman involved was a fucking cunt who stitched my mate up like a kipper but she kept her anonymity if you can see what I'm getting at here. :(

I'm just using Boots teething gel on him, only actually used it twice last night. Once when he went down and once at 3am when he had a little grumble.

Don't you just love the way the Mail is SO misogynist it will try and get women to turn on each other at every conceivable opportunity? It's pure poison and I loathe it. DO YOU HEAR ME YOU HATE FILLED TOXIC LITTLE RAG?

Hello, and welcome cheeseneyhawkwes, pleased to make your acquaintance. Any friend of the princessleafbombboo aliiance is a friend of ours

My name is starnosemole and I am 36 in TWO WEEKS. I am manufacturer of a 2 1/2 yr old girl child, but earned my BESH status with an emphasis on the B module, as it took 5 yrs, including an ectopic/tube removal to win. I therefore did have illustrious career ,and party times but only by default.
Have been trying to re-reproduce since Nov 2009- nearly managed it in July, but slippery womb syndrome led to falling out situation. Have been trying very hard to make myself look 13 months pregnant through eating cake and drinking and have succeeded so 2011 will be a race between getting thin(ner) and getting diffed.

I also dislike the Mail.

But am growing fonder of Brian Cox-mind you, I am fairly easy and will take anyone able to see the good in everyone and feel we all have attractive qualities, just some are harder to find.

Speaking of attractive qualities, let's here about this rack then, quaversinboots that is apparently more splendid than Boo's

Thankyou for the nice welcome message everyone. Seems that BESHland is less intimidating by the minute.

Party & career before baybees everyime in my book. The Mail hates me too by that definition.

Starnosedmole Racing between getting thinner and getting diffed (why "diffed" btw) I am also doing.

Am joining Slimming world next week and I am on thier 7 day free plan as of tomorrow. Was going to start today but someone left chocolate buttons on my desk.

Thanks muchly for the kind welcome backs! Am currently on round two of IUI so am having a gibber, and could do with some lesbo erotiviolence to get through it. Back history - still on number one since June 2008, lots of dildocams, injections and drugs since then. I did get a win on Clomid round 4 but it got bored and became an ickle angel baby to give me a nice little shock at my 12 week scan last January.

Dildocam tomorrow so will see if my eggs are their usual fossilised selves, and to check my womb is mummified and resembling a Lidl carrier bag in the gutter. Am pondering whether to wear comedy socks for the sonographer to laugh at.

Oh and here's my welcome back treat....

Deffo wear the comedy socks. Also neglect to shave your legs

OK comedy socks it is. I'll do a work out tonight and then not shower too. Actually the nurses are really sweet and I would never do that to them, but if they weren't lovely I might.

GOD I'm glad to see you Minge

Oh and you!

Yes please! Deli spots are opening up think and fast!!