Mid-30s BESH Ski Hut: Hot toddies & mounties. Fur knickers optional.

[AlpinePony]

I declare this Ski Season open!

Pops back in to admire Boo's whip action

HA! Am definitely sending it back then, will feel like a heffalump.

Can I recommend the best bits of buzzcocks currently on the bbc2 channel. It's stopping me from going to bed through snort laughing

Yes, I can have a life outside MN!

Humph ok I'll share then. Rie can have 2s on harrison when I am done. He'll prob look more like him out of the fugitive by the time ive finished but hey ho (is it wrong that I still would? It's the beard I tell thee!)

Sorry you have droidal tum ache molsworth :( bleeding beeping sod.

Sprocket just bung him in the hottub and we'll all have a go at the same time.

I found the BESHtionnaire, I think.

1. Do you like gin? (This is compulsory, you must say 'Yes')

Double Tanqueray & Tonic with lime please

2. Men - are you a gold digger or a cradle snatching cougar?

Pass me the shovel

3. Baybee-making - to put a baybee in your tumtum, which hole do you use: a) weewee b) poopoo c) foofoo d) none, you just pray to the baby Jebus.

c)

4. Testing - when someone wonders if they should test for updiff (pg), do you: a) bellow 'POAS!' at them non-stop and punch them repeatedly in the kidneys till they wet themselves anyway. b) Sprinkle them with babydust and send them hugs and kisses on lickle baby angel wings.

POAS

5. Is R2D2: a) an adorable robot from Star Wars. b) the source of all evil.

a) although I would like a bin in the same shape.

6. what colour are your walls?

My vaginal walls? In which case kind of purpley pink last time I looked!

The majority of my household walls are either pink white or beige, but in my defence we only bought the house a few months ago

7. Number of pets?

1 incredibly hairy cat

8. Inappropriate (read: weird) crush of shame?

According to Mumsnet it's brian cox, but I didn't think it all weird until I read some posts on here

9. Lesbian crush?

Angelina Jolie, but only with the blonde dreads in Gone in 60 seconds

10. What are your views on camping?

I like it

11. How much money have you spent on sticks you then urinate on?

i) Oh nothing, I'll probably catch first time and then get the doctor to confirm it.
ii) Over 100 quid
iii) I opened an account on ebay solely for the purpose of purchasing sticks

we've only just begun so about £6 and rising

You may now post. Although answer to number 5) is also b - hence the reason we name our monthly red evil tide of doom the droid round these here parts...

Everyone, this lady dancingcrisp is one of my besties in RL, and a proper BESH type. And her buzzwams are even better than mine...

Takes a bow :)

...and runs away a bit scared by the awesomeness of the BESH.

Would do Indy in his Raiders days. I watched the Kingdom of the Crystal skull the other day though, and was greatly saddened by it :( But in a sweaty torn shirt, with the hat and the whip, and brandishing some sort of artefact, in the 1930s, OH YEAH BABY!

I am desperate for chocolate. AIBU to go downstairs to the cupboard, remove nutella, and eat it with a spoon? Not that I'm feeling remotely that the bleeping fuckstick is on it's way or anything...

Boo I have also had chocolate cravings this evening and have demolished half of a selection box In my defence my team lost at home and are now in the relegation zone. I needed to drown my sorrows in sugar. We're now about to watch Match of the Day and TGB's team managed 3 points last night after not winning away for 10 months! Boo hiss.

Still, it was my MIL's 60th yesterday and we got her a spa trip for her present, which means I get an overnighter at Hoar Cross Hall in a couple of weeks so I can melt my troubles away with some jacuzzi and massage action.

Hi CheeseFest sorry about the BESHness but nice to have a new face. You realuse that camping is the route to all droidular evil though non? Pliz to tell us about yourself to fuel my nosiness.

I too, am not camping averse Truffles Glamping of course, all is glamour in the world of Boo

Very of the spa trip (though not quite as cross as that emoticon expression would have you think)

oh and Truffles they are my team too - sob - although it's been ages since I have been to a game. Mebbe we could have a BESHmeet in the Holte?

Hoar Cross Hall is near me & is fab.

Hello cheez. Angelina with the dreads wins my lesbo crush vote.

Hello Truffkin-No need to apologise I rather like the BESHness but it will take me a while to get with the lingo.

What's there to know about me:

I'm 37 have one 3.5 yr old daughter who is aces. I had a shitty birth ending in a EMC and PND after, it's meant i've probably left it longer than i should to TTC#2

Have husband married 7 years, together for 14 who is currently firmly ensconsed in lounge overtaking the telly with the aforementioned MrBoo watching zombie crap, leaving me unattended with mumsnet!

Recently adopted extremely hairy puss-he was my parents cat but they have moved and can no longer have him, but we're getting to like him.

I work with dodgy teenagers. Hoodies, Chavs da yoot, ya know the lot. I love it and I love the young people, most of the time. I am freelance, but on a very long term contract. 3 days a week.

I maybe described as also being a little bit woo at times. An accidental encounter with a medium told me I was going to have a boy called Eric {hmm}. At the time I was 100% determined never to TTC again but somehow it's got to me and I find myself here.

I also quite like talking about myself :)

So your turn..spill x

I should add it wasn't the chance encounter with the medium that convinced me to try again. Just the delightfulness that is my little girl and desire to (never pressure) from MrCheezy.

Made myself sound a bit weird there!

Who is MrBoo? He has been gone ages. Send him home forthwith - and tell him to pick up some chocolate on the way, I am so not satisfied.:o

He's just leaving.

I wasn't serious about the chocolate. I am going to get some shuteye. Over and out BESHlets.

Boo I haven't renewed my season ticket this year as the 250 mile round trip was getting too much every week (TGB is a bluenose!) Have only managed 5 games and one of those was away at Fulham, worried I've jinxed us!

SunnyD I've had day spas at Hoar Cross before so we're treating the MiL to the sleepover, which also means we get to indulge too! Of course the upside to babyfail December is that I can have all of the treatments, whilst pg SiL has to make do with the weakling bean bag massage that's deemed suitable for preggos!

CheeseyDoritos I'm 32 and TTC number one. Daily Heil's favourite BESH as I prioritised my career over meeting a husband and then enjoyed 3 years of frivolous holidays and booze before ditching the johnnies. Turns out we could have saved purselves a wedge over the years and were lining the pockets of Mr Durex for nowt! Have been charting for 5 months now and things look ok from an egg laying perspective so we're going down the route of further JIAP testing (TGB is 'the geek boy' and my computer games-loving hunk-a-burnin' love)

Oh look, I'm Truffle Chatalot all of a sudden. Oops

Please carry on talking Truffs I have been clusterpost tastic so far this month.

TGB a bluenose? OOh it's like Kevin and Sadie from 'Across the Barricades'. or something.

I really am off this time. :o

I know, my Dad even made a joke about our mixed race marriage in his wedding speech.

Am enjoying watching a worse team in claret and blue before our shower of a performance comes on. I will be cringeing very shortly....

My name is AlpinePony, I'm nearly 37 - I spent years acting like a total bastard and the Daily Heil actually wrote about me and called me a jet-setter slag party-girl. I have one baybee whose soul has been taken over in the last 10 days by some form of badness as he's 'avin' a larf. I'm shit at getting pregnant and have a WD40 uterus. My boyfriend is only just older than a couple of treasured items of my clothing. I have a horse and I love skiing - hence the name.