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Whisky-drinking Silk-cut smoking foul-mouthed 30-something hitherto unsuccessful TTCer seeks like-minded companions. Babydusters need not apply.

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BlooferLady · 01/12/2010 14:05

Now then you lot. I've got a 40 pack of menthol fags from my mate that just got back from Croatia, a slightly dusty bottle of Bison Grass vodka I'm not sure what to do with, and a carrier bag full of cheap eBay pregnancy tests.

Obviously it's a bit lonely in here at the moment so I'd be glad to see anyone, but please be assured that given I've been pissing on my own fingers trying to aim it onto the bloody eBay tests for a year now to no avail, those in the first month of trying for their fourth child might be met with a) a stony stare followed by b) convulsive bouts of weeping Grin.

Disclaimer: you don't actually need to be a smoker. I'm not some kind of maniac.

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Folicacid · 11/03/2011 19:12

oooh yeah, all swishy dramatic reunion musak...running towards each other at the airport...

Chocolatemolehill · 12/03/2011 14:18

Thank you! Blush
Well, we made the decision together and chose the ring together - grown-up, no-fuss approach to marriage :) (so not much romance here Folic I'm affraid)
We were going to get married next summer but then decided that it's better to do it sooner given our procreation plans - this way we have more certainty/control (e.g. I'm not in labour on the day) So we'll have 2-3 months off TTC and then start again. I'll just need to get a dress that will allow for possible growth.
I'm really excited! But there is also lots of things to do so I'm spending most of my time now booking and choosing stuff.
Are you all married ladies? Any wedding tips?? What to concentrate on and what's not worth worrying about?
My top tip so far is "don't try on wedding dresses when you are completely hangover". Really, when will I learn?

Phoebe - maybe your ovaries just got confused and need a bit of time to get back on the clomid route? Don't give up hope - they did it a short while ago, they will do it again!

Tante - hope you are enjoying french baby making - nice!

Loopy - congratulations on the move - sounds like a good thing for you!

Folicacid · 12/03/2011 20:01
Folicacid · 12/03/2011 20:03

Crappy bride. Although I reckon I'd be a crappy bridge too...

Chocolatemolehill · 12/03/2011 20:34

Seems like ours will be in some ways similar:
no bridesmaids, no colour themes, generally not too much fuss. And probably no favours, although not knowing what they are I'm not 100% sure :)

We're definitely having lots of vodka! :)

Folicacid · 12/03/2011 21:00

Don't listen to all the people who will tell you what a wedding MUST have, and will give you their tuppence worth about every last thing. Concentrate on the bits that matter to you two.

Mind you, I'd also say, pick your battles so compromise on stuff if it is absolutely necessary. We ended up having a few more guests than would've liked but really in grand scheme it really didn't matter having one extra table to make parents happy. it felt like a lot at the time though when it wasn't a huge wedding.

I really hated people giving me all their opinions when we were marrying and I have a pathological fear of forcing my opinions about weddings on others.

I also got completely bored with everyone meeting me saying hello then immediately asking about the wedding plans. No one asked my OH and I found it a bit boring, and there was a lot of judgement that I wasn't totally obsessing about it all.

The wedding day was amazing though and we loved it, and I do love being married too. Never thought I'd be arsed but really really really like it.

sweetsherry · 13/03/2011 07:59

I'd say re getting married:

If parents want to sort out things like cars/flowers - let them..!! One less thing for you to do!

It's nice to get hand-made invites so you can get matchy orders or service/thank you cards - I know you said you didn't want 'matchy' but I don't think they're much more expensive than just buying ones in M&S or wherever and they're nice keepsakes.

I wish I'd had a video made. They are pricey, but a record your future kids might like to see. It's an option.

Have 'welcome' drinks on arrival at the reception - it's my favourite thing at other people's weddings. (But I'm a bit of an alcoholic.)

I think favours are cuts - but I can't remember what ours even were! Probably just some sugared almonds in a fancy bag.

It's nice to get a fancy cake - but I've seen quite impressive homemade efforts too. I went a bit mad and ordered a £350 four-tiered extravaganza with crystals and flowers - a little bit 'Big Fat Gypsy'!!

I#ll think about this a bit and come back to you with the next installment of 'my wedding thoughts' later..

LoopyLa · 13/03/2011 11:09

DISCLAIMER ? crazily long post! Get yourself a Brew !!!

oooh, a wedding discussion, how very exciting!

I totally agree with Folic about needing to pick your battles & deciding what?s important and everyone in your life will have an opinion ? just think about what both of you want and remember it is YOUR day, you are allowed to be selfish about what you want.

We organised ours in 7 months, had a very small budget & it was very much a united effort ? in fact my man turned a little bit into Groomzilla, lol! And everyone always seemed to stop me & talk about it as well but we were ?scarily?super organised so there was no panic or anything so I must have seemed like an ultra laid back bride & didn?t really talk about it that much.

Ummm, what was important to us? We had a limited budget so we decided we would splurge on Photography and budget everywhere else. If you are on a budget, don?t underestimate eBay ? you can find loads of bargains on there. I bought my tiara, all jewellery, veil, table plan, favours , b/m tiaras from there. We did everything as cheaply as possible but you wouldn?t have thought it from our friends & family reactions! Our cake was amazing, 3 tiers for just £250 from M&S and if you don?t eat it all, it freezes really well too. My shoes were the first thing I bought but saw them in a sale & HAD to have them. Bridesmaid dresses were from BHS & Coast and I could go on & on & on but don?t want to bore the crap out of you! What I want to say is that we had a day that WE wanted & WE organised but everyone really enjoyed themselves too. It?s definitely worth shopping around.

We didn?t have welcome drinks but we did have a limited cash bar so everyone got 1 or 2 drinks for free as soon as they arrived. And like Sherry, I wish we had recorded the day ?not necessarily the ceremony but I wish I had recorded our 3 speeches (my mum, hubby & brother-in-law) cos they were brilliant.

I've only been married 2 years but it's been absolutely amazing & would definitely recommend it to everyone :)

Blush

Yeah, I?m feeling much better about my job ? none of this ?onwards & upwards? crap but just moving forwards is enough for me right now! Yep, got rid of my crappy manager & boring area & I?m also hoping to change my working hours so less commuting. So I could be doing 4 days a week, 1 day working from home with a new manager & more interesting area - I couldn?t have got all that from the job I interviewed for so not a bad outcome after all Grin

Also Sherry, I have had reflexology before to assist with sciatica that I had about 12 years ago. It?s supposed to help get rid of toxins and stuff from your body and I really couldn?t comment on whether it helped or not BUT it certainly helped me relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax to the extreme, it felt amazing afterwards. And surely relaxation & feeling groovy has GOT to be important for baby-making right? Wink

HorseyGirl1 · 13/03/2011 12:49

You are so class! I don't drink any more but frankly after reading your intro, I might take it up again! I'm sure I have some medori somewhere! Planning to start TTC to conceive within next few weeks. Sadly lost my twin boys on 8th December at 20 weeks. So don't want to be starting from scratch again but here I am. Plan to start being naughty from start of April. I'm 39 but want family so need to get going again. BTW we arranged our wedding in 6 weeks, so really it can be done! Just don'#t listen to any of the crap about releasing doves, playing flute music tapes and need I go on? M+S good for nice cakes that won't cost earth! I got my dress in a charity shop for £100 and honestly it was an ex-sample from a shop and had never been altered. It can be done, don't bother with printed invites - newsagents do some really pretty ones that you and your other half can just write in an evening! It's as hard as you want it to be! Enjoy!

PhoebeC · 13/03/2011 13:36

Crikey!
I'm slightly startled by a new face and surprised that anyone has been following our dysfunctional rambling and wanting to join in, but HorseyGirl1 you are very welcome.

I won't insult you with crass sentiment and platitudes, but I am so sorry for your unimaginable loss.

Right. Weddings.

Well, I'm glad you've all already jumped in with all your advice, because I was worried I'd be letting the side down by being all girly and wedding mad.
I love wedding planning.

I got married almost exactly four years ago, our anniversary is the week after next. It was really important to me to get married and I loved the day and love the feeling of security and togetherness we've had since. That's just me, obviously, I also know great couples who have been happily unmarried for years, but for me it was important.

We had a biggish (120 people, is that big?) white wedding, because it was what we wanted, and I didn't find it stressful, but of course you have to plan whatever is right for the two of you.

I'd echo what Folic said; set your budget and then decide on the five or so most important things to you. Spend most of your money on what's important and everything else (Favours? Whatever.) can be done on a shoestring or not at all.

Don't be afraid to say things are too expensive and ask for alternatives. When I first told our florist what I wanted she came back with a quote for over £1000. For flowers FFS. I told her it was too much and she came up with loads of ways to make it much, much cheaper whilst still sticking with the concept I'd first come up with - I'd started out saying masses of red roses. In the end I had red roses, but the other arangements were mostly red tulips and foliage. That's just an example, obviously, but the point is, if something sounds unreasonably expensive, say so.

I also asked MrC what five things he remembered from weddings we'd been to to try get some perspective. He said: venue, dress, food, drink, first dance. Things like favours, themes, flowers completely passed him by.

We did have kind of a theme, in that stuff coordinated, but it evolved as we chose things we liked rather than being prescribed from the start.

The bottom line, though, and I say this as someone who really really did get excited about the details, is that at the start of the day you won't be married and at the end you'll be married to the man you love. Everything else is just window dressing and it's really important to remember that.

Ooooh, I'm feeling all warm inside now. I almost wish I could post up some of our pictures.

PhoebeC · 13/03/2011 13:38

ps. £250 for cake from M&S? Ours was 3 tiers and £140. Made by Brenda-the-cake-lady who lives round the corner from my MIL. Ask around, you'll be amazed who knows someone who can....

TanteAC · 13/03/2011 21:53

Ooooooooooo we are talking about weddings!!! Grin

Right, am only in from the airport and have to go to bed, but my fingers are itching for my MN-a-thon tomorrow night!

Night lovely ladies x

PhoebeC · 14/03/2011 14:50

Round of applause for my left ovary please...

Scan this morning (CD14) and the right ovary is stil "quiet" (doing bugger all) but the follicle on the left has almost doubled to 15mm. Have been told to shag every other day, keep doing OPKs and have blood for pregesterone 8 days after my LH surge (assuming I have one). There's life in the old dog yet!

Completely lovely nurse this morning, who also did my scan last week, seemed genuinely pleased and kept saying "I'm so glad we gave your body the benefit of the doubt".
It make such a difference to me that we're at such a lovely ACU.

Right, I'm off to find my best underwear and MrC favourite dinner.....

LoopyLa · 14/03/2011 15:21

WOOP WOOP!!!

Again! WOOP WOOP!!!

Excellent work Phoebe, now, go get your man!

GO GO GO!!!

Grin
Folicacid · 14/03/2011 20:00
Folicacid · 14/03/2011 20:08

Also Loopy meant to say, sounds like this new job although not the one you went for will be brill. One less day to commute and new people can make such a difference.

Folicacid · 14/03/2011 20:10

...sorry Loopy cut that post short, had to stop myself from saying just goes to show that whit's fur ye willnay go by ye....like an auld granny. But now I've gone and said it anyways Grin

TanteAC · 14/03/2011 20:49

PMSL @ folic - that is sooooo my line! Always feel so wise

Well done Phoebe WOOOO!
Get shagging! What a nice boost!

Riiiiiiiight, wedding talk

I agree with eveything all the others said! We had a darned big Oirish wedding and it was great Smile

The things that I remember (as do other people) are:

The food
Te booze
The music
The speeches
The dress

And our photos are fabulous (I actually cried when I saw them Blush)

The other stuff - chair covers, favours, flowers, blah bah was lovely, occupied my mum beautifully for a year, but would not have been missed either.

We did spend a lot of money on music throughout the day but it was beautiful and really 'us'

Sorry, will catch myself on now.

Do what you enjoy, have fun planning, and if you start to feel the stress from the crushing weight of the importance of whether confetti on the table is tacky or cute - step back and remember - tis only a big party really!

Fecking love being married, though.

Just had a wee glass of wine there with my dinner - ahhh, Mondays! Grin

But sure why not? Sure a bird never flew on one wing! (there's another one for ye, folic)

TanteAC · 14/03/2011 20:53

PS get it recorded as well - I mean, don't get me wrong, our dvd is without a doubt THEEEE tackiest, cheesiest and shitest bit of footage I have ever seen, but it is great to have all the speeches, etc for future generations.

Surely all my future 5 children will want to watch it?!

InTheSunshine · 14/03/2011 21:10

I lurk around these parts and I think you ladies are all brill (love Sherry's shopping haul posts). I had to post as my mum always gives me the whit's fur ye willnay go by ye line. As you were

Folicacid · 14/03/2011 21:43

Bloody bloomin hell, another delurking eh, well I never Grin

LoopyLa · 15/03/2011 09:01

PMSL Folic !!!!

"like gay pride but with marginally more fanny..."

Grin
LoopyLa · 15/03/2011 15:20

Hmmm slightly Envy & Angry

That boss of mine who is a dickhead & annoys me? His wife is pregnant - with frigging twins...

EnvyAngryEnvyAngryEnvyAngryEnvy

Everything always bloody works out for him...grrr!

So will have to hear about that for the next 6 months - thank god I put in for a transfer, what a shame it's not in another bloody building!

Where's the Wine? :(

Oh and welcome newbies!!!!! Grin

Folicacid · 15/03/2011 18:48

LoopyLa what a slap in the chops. Even though obviously he hasn't done it to get on your tits. or has he?....

Thanks feck he won't be your boss for much longer. I'm not going to use the auld mammy phrase...but I'm thinking it Wink

TanteAC · 15/03/2011 21:23

Ah c'mon, surely we can rustle up an auld mammy phrase for this?

Loopy that is shite! Feels bloody personal, doesn't it? Grrrr!

But a wink's as good as a nod to a blind horse, as they say.

(Confused never really got that one)

Hey lurkers! Come into the light!

Wine I shouldn't really, but am ridiculously chilled and cheerful tonight. Gawd bless acupuncture!

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