By hook or by crook we will shag our way to victory - thread for the JSing viroids

[Miffles]

The (updated) (again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you?ve had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended).

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at every opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Keep acronym-age to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'. Try not to get sucked in by Fertility Friend (at least for a while), but knowing where you are in your cycle and furkling for pant snot is most definitely allowed.

Bunting is to be put out for any small victory, thread-parties are held regularly and hugs are always welcome!

Once you have your BFP, feel free to hang around and share your wisdom and virtual cocktails with the JSers.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Most of these rules are well and truly broken!! But we try to chill - honest

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Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Part 3 Graduates
Bonkerz - BFP
Kitten - BFP
Cowboylover - BFP
takingtheplunge ? BFP

Part 4 Graduates:
NoMoreChocBiscuits - BFP
Milanomum - BFP
TakeThatLady - BFP
Cremegg - BFP
BrassicaBabe - BFP
Dynababy - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone

nomore - PSD, that's the pelvic joint thing...my sister (30 weeks pg) has self-diagnosed herself with that! Sounds nasty though. Can you take or do something, or have you got to put up with it for the next 6 months?

Loving TTL's suggestion of drinking to overcome shyness. Not sure it's a the best one for a situation with the boss though!!

truffkin - glad you understand too. That BFN really is the meanest thing. No matter how much you expect a BFP, it's always BFN. Well - not forever, obviously!! Here's to the next one.

Laughed out loud in Boots yesterday. They were selling Gu desserts as a gift pack. So of course I bought one each for you all. Will wrap them and put them under the thread Christmas tree.

I thinking drinking is a great idea! Not only will I not care what she thinks, I'll tell her what I think, then DH can come and chauffeur me home Sounds like a perfect remedy!

Oh good god I meant PSD not PND ... totally different things. Sorry!

Loving miffles's gift - thanks! I'm sending all those who need them mahoosive BFPs, and virtual wine all round. Maybe not for josie though, 'cos she might sue me as an accessory when she gets sacked!

Hee hee, I promise I won't sue you TTL , now can I have some wine please...

Just wondering how Sleepycaz is....you out there honey? No worries if you're lurking, but am afraid that's cos you've not had good news. Hugs your way.

Oh, NMCB - sympathies!!

BrightStar ...ohh! I LOVE you got your BFP on the 30th! Fingers crossed here!

So far, so completely un-neurotic about the TWW...honestly! Even though I worked out 14DPO is actually 27th I will be holding myself back until the day I was told to test! (Based on EC day as the day of ovulation...which means you calculate EDD as 38 weeks from then too)

I was thinking that for you, Vallinna - that your 2ww should be shorter as you were implanted yesterday as opposed to us ov'ing at the start of the 2ww. Ok...what I mean is I totally get what you mean!!

SantaB I totally understand how you feel because I had to go to my scan alone too. You just have to believe that it's going to be fine, the way we all do!

Vallinna I am just so excited for you! there is nothing i wish more for you this Christmas than a big fat positive!

miffles How many days dpo are you?

TTL Those "couple of little things" will turn into 'mountains of things', you wait and see!

Josie It sounds like you have so much on right now and I really feel for you. I think you are absolutely right to get support to get through the rough times.

Snowing here...a lot! Hoping it means no work for me tomorrow, but I think that's just wishful thinking!

Milano - are you poking my boobs or yours? On clomid...CD23, and think ov would be about CD14...so 9DPO. But not temping or OPKing so can't be sure.

Wondering how bb is too as she's still quiet and worried she may be really regretting her position at the moment. If you're lurking bb just want to say I really don't think anyone here would think any the worse of you for having doubts or second thoughts, even though we've all been on/are on the JSing mission! Perfectly natural and understandable in my book ...

I have GOT to do an absolute mountain of work before Christmas but ... but .... so many distractions!

Cryptic post TTL (or did I miss something?) in any case, come back BB!

Uber snowage here!

bb came on last week vallinna after she'd not posted for a week and said it was because she had freaked out a bit about the baby/reality had hit home and she's worried about work and other things. She hasn't posted since. Hopefully she's just off doing great Christmassy things and too busy to post!

Thank goodness for that, home from school now and two weeks of holiday ahead! Have also just discovered pant-snot, so now waiting for DH to get home.... texted him to tell him to hurry up, but then heard his phone go off. Yes, he left it at home, typical !

LOL at all the boob pokage

Josie I think you are right to think about seeing someone if you are feeling that bad, and don't worry about telling us how you feel (good or bad) the viroids of Viroidia will support you as much as poss.

Is there anything you can do to ease the pain NoMore?

LOVE Viroidia btw!

LOVE Viroidia btw!

Just home from my scan and there is a little 'smudge' in the right place. Thankfully she printed me an enlarged pic as I was beginning to feel like Rachel from Friends . I have another follow up scan next Thursday to be on the safe side, so hopfully will be able to see heartbeat. Can't believe how wonderful the hospital are. Thanks for all the support, I got myself into a right state last night.

Nomore that sounds awful, hope there is something they can do. I wasn't watching pregnancy programmes the other day and so wouldn't have seen a belt thing being used for support, the women said she felt better as soon as she put it on.

BB there is thread in the pregnancy section with about 20 or more women saying they feel/felt exactly the same as you. Hope you are ok, we miss you!

and wine to anyone else who needs it.

I have just bitten into a choccy biscuit with almonds in. I've never eaten an almond. That's because I'm allergic to them. If I don't post for a while it may be because I've gone into anaphylactic shock. Watch this space...

SantaB2B so glad your scan went well and the worry should now be behind you

Thanks SingingMog, the support of the viroids in viroidia is invaluable! Seriously though, thank you all

Hey, Josie I am first aid trained, so let me know if you need anything! Seriously though, hope you are ok?! Just realised I missed a page of messages before I posted. Sorry you have been feeling down, lots of good advice from the viroids though. x

BB I am so sorry (and to everyone else for that matter) to have been so self involved I missed things :(

. Hope you feel better soon - counselling is a great idea. Drinking not so much - it was my Christmas lunch yesterday so am suffering the effects a bit. All I can say is Pepto Bismol is wonderful stuff. I thought for a bit I had alcohol poisoning as my arms and shoulders were sore, but then remembered there was some quite energetic Ceilidh dancing going on which explains the aches and pains. I did manage some boozy JSing though! As I'm only on CD6 or something it's a bit too early for anything but Just Sex so I will dust off halo and await applause for my rule following . Anyway it was OH's reward for staying at work till 10pm to take me and 3 other drunken bums home. (I know 10pm sounds early, but we did start at 3 ]

OOh should perhaps just clarify, we did drop the other 3 people at their own houses. We didn't invite them round to ours for some very naughty orgy-fest JSing. That'd be WRONG WRONG WRONG (certainly when you take into account these 3 particular individuals ).

Aaaannyway....

I am totally excited for Vallina's little pods. EEEEK . I am keeping everything crossed. Such a shame you aren't sleeping though, it's so bloody frustrating. Maybe a milky drink before bed time. I would suggest a hot bath, but have this (possibly made up) old wives tale in my head about it not being good for the Linna Pods. Did I make it up? . Did you manage to freeze any of them? The eggs, not the milky drinks .

Yeah for Santa and TTL having good scans, this is Most Excellent News. It must be a very surreal moment. I think I'd cry (but yes also be like Rachel and pretending I can tell exactly what I'm supposed to be looking at but really just seeing snow). TTL I am a bit that you are buying little things! But v v happy for you obviously .

Gold star to SingingMog for the Shagging like Rabbits prize. If effort alone is enough, you're surely going to get a BFP

Thanks for the present Miffles. It was a good choice! .

Hope you feel better soon Nomore - don't know much about this particular acronym but have seen it on lots of posts on here and it sounds sore .

Hope both sleepy and BB are out there and doing ok in lurker mode. Hugs to you both (well ok, all of you then :))

I know I've missed loads of things, but I did re-read the previous pages before I started this. Sorry for those I've missed. Off to go and eat again - have the post-drinking munchies .

Obv I meant I didn't re-read the previous pages. Am I still drunk, I wonder?

x-post Vallina. I don't think you've been self-absorbed! And even if you had, that's kind of the point of Viroidia .

Josie!!! Should your lips be that blue colour?!

Mog - will know tomorrwo about freezing, they wanted then to go to blastocyst stage so they only freezr the really good 'uns (or none...)

pmsl at might still be drunk post Nervous.

Yay to Santab2b..that is SO cool! Especially that you'll have another scan on Thur, so your DH can see too. He will be back for that, won't he?

LOL to drunken JSing after a 7 hour drinking marathon, Nervous. I don't think my DH would do that - shag me when I'm drunk.

Actually, that is a sore point at the moment. He won't shag me at all, it seems. We did well last week as it was planned and insructed by doc. We woke early and thankfuly he was "ready". But, TBH, it wasn't terribly fulfilling for me, if you get my drift!!! 4x like that. Humph. And he hasn't touched me since. . Yesterday was trying to get him to give me a proper kiss even and he pulled away again. When I pushed him as to why, he said my tache was stubbly. I have PCOS for goodness sake. I have 3 weekly waxes and it is booked for tomorrow. So now I feel like he won't even kiss me when I have a little excess hair. Very hurt and upset. Had another go at him tonight as he didn't kiss me before bed, in the morning or on coming home from work. Well, on the forehead. And a hug. But definitely avoiding my mouth. Think he feels a little guilty now, and so he should. Grrrr.....

Ok. Rant over. Still cross. Not my fault I'm hairy McClary!! He's got a whole load of bristle going on to, so it is Pot/Kettle.

GRRR at Mr Miffs. That is not very nice, is it. Not surprised you are cross with him. If only the kipper worked in RL..... am now imagining myself jumping across the counter in that Morrisons advert when the kids are talking to the fishmonger and running off with a huge kipper (in a ninja-like fashion)!

Well done with drunken JSing Nervous .

Exciting for Santab2b and the scan. So good you are getting another one (with DH?) and glad everything is OK.

Josie, hope the almonds aren't out to get you....

Vallinna exciting with the freezing going on. Fingers crossed for loads of good ones!

DH came home at about 3.15pm. Got all worried about ttc saying if get duffed this month will be due too close to beg of Sept. I looked at the due-date calculator and said due-date wouldn't be before 9th Sept, plus might not get upduffed. He then caved in He has gone on work night out now in totally shagged out state! (Have told him to come back if snow starts settling). Some of his work colleagues have been teasing him about JSing in the morning if he is slightly later than normal as he told them about ttc. Will be next time I see them!!