By hook or by crook we will shag our way to victory - thread for the JSing viroids

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The (updated) (again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you?ve had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended).

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at every opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Keep acronym-age to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'. Try not to get sucked in by Fertility Friend (at least for a while), but knowing where you are in your cycle and furkling for pant snot is most definitely allowed.

Bunting is to be put out for any small victory, thread-parties are held regularly and hugs are always welcome!

Once you have your BFP, feel free to hang around and share your wisdom and virtual cocktails with the JSers.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Most of these rules are well and truly broken!! But we try to chill - honest

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Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Part 3 Graduates
Bonkerz - BFP
Kitten - BFP
Cowboylover - BFP
takingtheplunge ? BFP

Part 4 Graduates:
NoMoreChocBiscuits - BFP
Milanomum - BFP
TakeThatLady - BFP
Cremegg - BFP
BrassicaBabe - BFP
Dynababy - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone

Hi all,

Just a quickie as very tired after not sleeping last night but EC went very well. Got 18 so fingers crossed x

Hello all!
First of all, sleepycaz how are you doing? I hope there's still some hope there - I had a friend who bled all through her pregnancy and now has a lovely 5-month old so fingers crossed for you.

vallinna (who i called 'vanilla' for aaagggeesss ) that's great, great news!!

santababy wooopppeee for your BFP! and eskarina so glad it's getting stronger!

I had a fab weekend away but am completely exhausted! Have a private scan tomorrow morning to see if things are progressing...

Bunting for Vallinna. That's 18 potential little 'Linna pods! .

Good luck for tomorrow Milano.

Besides doing proper house work for the first time in ohh, at least 6 weeks, I'm watching way to much TV today as poor DS has a high temp and when he's awake just wants to cuddle in my lap.

Hoorah for successful egg collection vallinna

I've just booked my GP appointment for next monday. The receptionist was a little funny with me because I asked if I had to see the doctor or midwife.

If I didn't know though I wouldn't suspect. Apart from a few cramps and really sore boobs every so often I don't feel anything symptom wise. I hope that's not a bad sign. Never been pg before so I don't know what to expect.

Esk I had no symptoms with DS at all. This time I've got sore boobs, sickness, the lot!

vallinna that is amazing, well done you and your super ovaries! :)

Wow, Vallinna !!! 18!! That's amazing. Sounds way more than you'd expected. Thanks for letting us know. Hope you're now able to rest rest rest and your mind is also able to relax a bit now. xx

Eskarina, my symptoms are pretty similar to yours so far. I'm on cd32 which is the latest I have ever been.

I have my doctors appointment in half an hour to get my six week scan booked and for my thyroid levels to be checked. Really nervous for some reason, though feel more confident than I did with my last bfp?

Vallina 18 is excellent! Hope you are catching up on missed sleep now.

Sleepycaz how are you today? x

Great news Vallinna and yay for the pods, all that hard work is starting to pay off!

Am cream crackered tonight so having an early night. I had a good day today though and the highlight was winning a competition at work. The prize is a Mr & Mrs Smith weekend away. I've looked at their hotels before and they are very swanky so can't wait for that.

Have obviously convinced myself I'm pg already (impossible at 2DPO of course!) and had a moment of worry this morning when getting very squashed on the tube. Maybe I'll have to avoid rush hour if I do get my BFP at any stage

Yay for winning a competition, Truffkin! That's fab...what did you have to do? Would love a weekend away.

My DH was the sweetest yesterday. He doesn't seem to show that much interest in what is going on....now, of course, he knows and is aware, but he doesn't think about it all the time like someone else!! Anyway, yesterday morning he asked when the next scan or blood test was and when would we know if this month had worked. Then before I went to my legs/bums/tums class, he told me to be careful not to dislodge our omelette (in case we've made one). He clearly is pondering it all and is secretly really wants to be a dad.

How's everyone today?

BB - feeling anymore with it, positive, coming to terms with where you are? Really hope so.

Some asked for Nickel's website. It's here And she's got even more in stock if you ring to pick her brains! And free postage. Whoop whoop!!

Congrats truff, brilliant prize!!

miffs completely get you with the 'thinking about it all the time' it does sometimes feel the OH's just don't quite get it and then they surprise us!!

Crap news here in that I STILL didn't sleep last night but.....13 out of 18 eggs have become embryos!!!! I can't tell you how pleased I am that another hurdle is cleared. They will grade them on Thursday morning for possible transfer later that day. They will let them go to blast stage if they don't have any good enough for transfer in Saturday. Fingers, toes and legs crossed!!

PS one thing worse than injecting every day? Pessaries up the backdoor twice a day...!!!

OH MY WORD!! That's fantastic news Vallinna!!! 13 embryos!! Wowserz!! So transfer either Thur or Sat....it is happening quickly now. Such good news. Do you then have the 2ww after that? It's hardly surprising that you're not sleeping. So much on your mind and the drugs will be playing havoc with you as well. Did I say that I had night sweats and insomnia just from 50mg of clomid? And you've had way worse than that!! Well done, our star JSer!!

- the look on your face twice a day, though!!

Yep, 2WW follows... I'll be lucky to have a hubby let alone a pregnancy by the end of that

Very quiet on here today.....am able to be online and there's no one to chat to....

Whoop whoop vallinna that's amazing - from 3 to 18 and then 13 of them fertilized! That's got to be good going.

Can't wait for your 2ww. You are going to be MENTAL

truffkin don't worry about the squishing. That's what all that fluid is for I squish my belly all the time because apparently it makes the baby wake up and move about ... I'm sure I'm annoying the hell out of it but it's nice to think of it bumbling about in there ...

Wish I never said anything about X Factor now it's turned into a crazy Daily Mail storm-in-a-teacup. I really need to get a life

Whooops - forgot to say a big heeeelllooooooo to miffles from across the void ... Where IS everyone?! Don't tell me you're working. That's just not good enough...

I can just imagine you, TTL squashing your baby as you like the idea of it bumbling in there!! LOL!!

At 2DPO there isn't much harm in a bit of squashing!! I am CD20, so approx 6DPO, and was full of confidence to DH that what I did made no difference to the omelette. However, as I was doing the millionth sit up, I did wonder!!

How's your MS TTL? Settled down a bit? When's your next scan?

yeay! vallinna ! that's brilliant

fingers and everything crossed for you.

I'm working today - i have been stupidly busy (not all coming through the door, but you can't have everything!) I've had customer orders delivered, but i can't ring the customers because there's always someone in the shop.

MS is much better thanks miffles. It has been almost gone for a week now. Still not really enjoying food, which is very alien, and had a random recurrence of it yesterday and threw up before bed, but mainly it's okay :) Scan on Thursday. I can NOT wait

Glad you've got good business nickel!

Hi Viroids, thanks for the congrats! I only had to answer a question on the intranet, so don't really deserve it

Wow Vallinna that's great news, you are really steaming ahead now. It feels like you waited for so long and now things are practically sprinting along, fingers tightly crossed for viable embryos to transfer - come on you guys!

I've been busy at work today so not managed to get on here at all. It's our Christmas party tonight as well so I need to shoot off and get changed plus stick a bit of make up on to make an effort

Last year it was a great night (we had Jools Holland and Peter Andre so something for every taste!) and there are rumours of Westlife tonight, so we shall see what delights are in store! I did also hear a rumour of Take That performing but I have certainly not got my hopes up as I don't think they are too in love with my Company so would be unlikely to put in an appearance.

I think I'll be really busy now up until Christmas as I have the whole week off on holiday from 23rd December. This does of course mean that hopefully my mind will be firmly taken off the 2WW (no chance!)

Glad you are busy too Nickel maybe the Christmas rush is coming after all.

Also pleased that you are finally coming through the MS phase TakeThat now you will be blooming I'm sure!

Where on earth do you work, Truffkin? That sounds amazing work do!! Have they got any jobs??!!

Wow Vallinna amazing news from you and very exciting! LOL at the twice-daily fun you're having and all the mentions of the visions of your face!

Truffkin I like the sound of your Christmas works dos. Imagine if Take That are actually there....

Just caught up as haven't been on for a couple of days, sorry for lack of comments.

I was shocked with X Factor rudeness too. Was very raunchy. You'd think this would be OK with us given all the shagging, but there you go! Also how is it possible that someone can make money from singing and not even be able to sing in tune (Rhianna and all X Factor finalists fall into this category). Discussed this with some students today who told me that Rhianna is much better since she had singing lessons. Why didn't she do this BEFORE she got famous? OK will stop ranting now

I have JSed SEVEN times in the last week (once twice in one day). I am quite proud of this . DH is also quite pleased and smug-looking! FF seems to think that I won't ovulate until about CD22 so have much more shagging to do as only on about CD12 or 13 I think. Don't know why FF thinks I won't ov till then...

P.S. Cat seems to be behaving himself at the moment!

vallinna that is amazing news, so pleased for you You are the true JSing hero. We should erect a statue to you on the next thread

Truffkin my work Xmas do is tomorrow night...we are going to Ask Bit different, eh? I expect the night will be spent bitching about the redundancy situation. Well, that's my plan anyway.

I am still lurking but not posting much as am feeling flat, fat, frumpy and grumpy. Ho hum.

Its gone very quiet here!

Vallinna WOW great news!!! Bring on the transfer in time for xmas - what a present

Miffles you'll be due to test just a couple of days before xmas .. good timing, fingers crossed for you!

Truffkin you party sounds ace! Let us know who was there pls and all the details!

Brightstar I have also been doing quite a lot of lurking cos feeling fat and frumpy and a bit blahh! I'm just wishing the days away until next Monday the 20th, I've goot my first midwife appt and also booked private early scan (I'll by 9 and a half weeks then) as I didn't think i could get through xmas holidays and be sane if I didn't know whether everything OK or not! I really hope its good news then I'll be broadcasting the news of bean - fingers crossed! I did end up telling my boss after missing a meeting due to puking .... so now have risk assessment next Tuesday where I'll be asking that I do no more all nighters , working 21 hours on the trot no good!

TTL yay for your scan (doesn't it feel like longest 12 weeks of life?). Good luck for Thursday, you'll be grand good strong hormones proven by your vomiting ..and totally normal its tailing off so good signs!

BB are you lurking? How are you feeling?

Vallinna - that's brilliant news! so excited for you!
TTL hope scan goes well!

Ladies, I met the littl'un this morning. and saw AND heard the heartbeat (which I wasn't expecting at all!). It was brill.
back tomorrow to catch up properly x

Vallinna how exciting!!! How many will the put back in, do you know? My friend had 3 in and she is now 13 weeks pregnant with twins! Fingers crossed it all goes smoothly (though not sure about the pessaries... but i guess you gotta do what you gotta do. Hopefully your kids will be eternally grateful :)

Milano congratulations - did you cry?? I am sure I will be there (when it all happens) crying like a baby. What a great (early) Xmas present!!

3 more days until end of school. Kids are hyper on pe-Xmas excitement and sugar. I am baking with them today - should be interesting and might in fact put me off having kids and going back on contraception...