By hook or by crook we will shag our way to victory - thread for the JSing viroids

[Miffles]

The (updated) (again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you?ve had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended).

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at every opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Keep acronym-age to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'. Try not to get sucked in by Fertility Friend (at least for a while), but knowing where you are in your cycle and furkling for pant snot is most definitely allowed.

Bunting is to be put out for any small victory, thread-parties are held regularly and hugs are always welcome!

Once you have your BFP, feel free to hang around and share your wisdom and virtual cocktails with the JSers.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Most of these rules are well and truly broken!! But we try to chill - honest

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Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Part 3 Graduates
Bonkerz - BFP
Kitten - BFP
Cowboylover - BFP
takingtheplunge ? BFP

Part 4 Graduates:
NoMoreChocBiscuits - BFP
Milanomum - BFP
TakeThatLady - BFP
Cremegg - BFP
BrassicaBabe - BFP
Dynababy - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone

[fshock ]Dyna I would definitely tell those who need to know but ask them to keep it quiet.

SingingMog please take some of our snow, it?s -14 degrees here!

TTL I?m sure there?s no problem telling people at this stage, hope you can relax about it soon, and keep talking to the bean

I?ve had a rather traumatic morning ? skidded off the road and got well and truly stuck in a ditch! At 7am. Luckily someone from the yard next door came down and pushed me out, but then as he reversed back up the drive (it?s a single track lane with passing places) he got stuck and I had to push him out. So instead of parking at work (they?ve slightly cleared the car park) I have parked at home and walked in again, can?t take the stress! I?ve really had enough of this weather now!

Yikes Josie, please take good care of yourself. I did a proper pratfall on the way to work this morning, the pavements are like a bloody skating rink

Dyna tbh beanis is probably just fine, it's you who you need to be looking after. As long as you are well bean will just keep ticking along getting bigger but if you get run down and tired it'll make life that much harder for you. I'd tell work if I were you.

Scan day is here and so is the snow again. Hasn't ruddy snowed since Monday. If scan is cancelled I'm going to cry! Already the cold water has frozen in the pipes so I can't shower. Oh what a morning! DS also tried his hand at melting megabloks on the gas fire (our only source of heat now as CH is off) so the living room stinks.

And I've just realised I still have another page to read.

BB really pleased it was just a scare not an issue. Considering how far gone you are a little spotting is quite normal (your body being a bit confused).

Josie! take care!!

Now all the hot water has run out. I feel so utterly manky, can't even wash my face. Down stairs has water though. Lucky old bat (to be fair she is giving us some cold water)

nmcb good luck today! And keep safe josie and star!

NMCB good luck today!!! fingers crossed for getting to scan and having a great scan too :)

Dyna You really need to tell work so you can take it easy. Sounded like a nightmare night...

TTL I'm sure things will be just fine. Tell the world!

Josie Your life is certainly eventful these days - glad you are ok!

Still can't bring myself to test...

Good luck with your scan today nmcb :)

hope your scan goes well NMCB

Everything crossed for the scan NMCB How exciting to see bean for the first time.

Dyna def agree you should tell someone at work to protect you from having to work those sort of hours

Josie Glad you're OK. I'm still slightly grumpy we've not had any real snow here though. Although as I've mostly been in bed for the last 4 days I'd not have been able to go out and enjoy it anyway. Plus I'm a complete wimp when it comes to driving

and [fbear] just because I can

Ooh ooh, I made the "submit query" button appear on the bottom of the thread. What's all that about then?

Ha! Didn't see [fbear] option before. No idea what 'submit query' thing means, sorry!

milano how about testing but keeping a supply of commiseration/celebration treats right next to you? I.e. BFN - favourite chocolate. BFP - favourite chocolate and a big whoop whoop

No idea about the submit query button Eskarina . You should come visit here when you're feeling better, we've got over a foot of snow to go round!

Ooooo, I've got that button now, shall I click it?

Well I clicked it and just ended up here again

Husband's can be complete dicks sometimes (and not in the curtain pole kind of way!) GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Although yay for [fbear] finally showing up!

re: submit wuery - HelenMNHQ has said you need to clear your cache - press shift+f5 or ctrl+f5

[fbear][fbear]

awww, he's sooooo cuuuuuute! [fbear]

Don't you think he's a bit scary - it's the lack of smile...

no, he's cute!

did you POAS yet?

God it's cold. And a tree has snapped our phone line. Haven't left house, other than to do horses outside, for a week. What's the point in snow if you aren't skiing, I wonder?

nomore fingers crossed for seeing the bean! Everyone else - be careful/ keep warm/keep out of ditches/work normal hours/ POAS as appropriate. On iPhone and hands too cold to type more

It's freeeeeezing here too. Endless cups of tea help.

Yes but then you have to keep peeing (NOAS) which means exposing bare arse to ice cold toilet seat. That, our wet myself, which would at least keep me warm?

Only if you keep peeing.
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Afternoon all!

Bloods and scan today - no change in the lining but another larger follicle on the right ovary, so I have 3 attempting to grow , albeit slowly. My consultant happened to be around also and basically said he had no idea why my E2 levels were fuluctuating but he was hestitate to crank me up to avoid OHSS. Despite not really telling me anything it was just reassuring to see him (clearly I just like verbally hearing nothing from people in charge!!) Just a (very-expensive-drug-induced) waiting game.

Congratulations vallinna on the THREE follicles-which-may-become-beans scenario . Well done!

nmcb why is your husband a dick? In all the pee-warming chat his dickishness appears to have been, erm, covered over ... did he miss the scan or something?