Ancient Egypt; where the regal BESH barge floats gently in De Nile.

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Glittering seductively in the evening sun, crewed by swarthy slaves, waited on hand and foot by bare-chested manservants bearing a rudimentary form of gin.

We have golden temples decorated with hieroglyphs for sacrificial offerings (and woo from the soothsayers) if required, and The Pit is full of asses? milk.

So, put on your eye make-up that goes out as far as your ears and jewellery so weighty it leaves dents in your head and step out to survey the peasants on the banks.

Come join the 30s TTC if your womble is as ancient and crumbly as Tutankhamen! Egypt; the thread where everyone eventually gets to be a mummy whether they like it or not.

Frig. Just wrote a long post which Mumsnet lost.

Short answer. Get another FR. This could be it. Happened to me. Don't tell DP.

Just waiting for him to go out!

Am trying to tell myself that I am being ridiculous after all am sciencey person and know that I didn't do it properly. This is having no effectnat all and I am actually beside myself wih excitement! Wish FDH would eff off out of it for a minute!

Will somebody please slap my asp and make me pull myself together?

I can't.I just want to POanotherS. Soz

I mean I just want you to POanotherS. Doh.

Did another cheapo, same thing happened. I'm off the cinema now so will buy a fR on the way. It is very difficult to wee in a ramekin when your body goes into over excited mode and you have to have an emergency fear poo
Sorry, was that too much info?

No, because it made me larf like a drain. :o

POAS again tomorrow morning, Bitey, but you know what they say... a line is a line.

Hope this is it Bitey! Blimey - really will be no one left in the Palais at this rate!

bitey 'tis encouraging. Tell FDH you promise you won't buy any more, then nip in to Tesco/Asda/Boots (where ever is doing BOGOF) and have a nice morning wee. :)

Who will remain in the Palais with me? Desolate, lonely & barren?

Bitey loving the emergency fear poo! Fingers crossed.

Pony I am still here..... egg laid but in reality didn't do enuff of the sechs for a win this month because MS is never bloody home

Looking good Biteme - happened to me too - barely there line on a cheap internet test that no one else could see, clear blue digital said 'yes' two hours later. Hope this is it!

Pee, pee, pee! Poo, poo, poo!

Plz to not poo in the ramekin by mistake. I'm NEVER coming round to yours for Chcolate Souffle.

Pony you're prob hyper fertile after just have squeezed out a bairn. T'is fact. I expect you to be around here for about 8 minutes flat especially if you follow the trademarked Gaga Walking Spunk Receptacle Plan (GWSRP)

Waiting for Bitey to come back with the FR.

I think I'll be here a while Jillandperfectpony I have an ache in my womble which is more droidal than anything else.

I'll not be going anywhere soon alpenlookshealthybutisreallyfullofsugar seeing as it looks like this month I'll be doing the old not having sechs and wondering why I don't have a baybee plan, and probably still chucking the menkal cos I like,yeah, looked at a boy on the bus,yeah,and touched his seat as I got off.
If bitey has gone to see Harry Potter, she could be aaaaaaaaaaaages. Would it be bad form to ring the cinema and tell them there had been kryptonite found in the roof and everyone must evacuate to the nearest late opening chemist?

I want to see Harry Potter. Maybe I'll just walk in with an FR and send her to the loo while I pinch her spot.

Tender Buzzwams - check
Lower back pain - check
Ache in the womble - check

Chance of an early droid again- extremely fracking likely. Pah.

Or a baybee, Boo?

Well, well, well it seems there has been a fair bit of menkulling going on aboard the good ship BESH. Good work

Where has BiteTheBulletAndPOAnotherSFFS gone then? Hazza P you say? Will be checking in on the morrow to see if FMU and an expensive wand deliver the result we are craving.

LadyoGaGa hope all is well with you and even minier G

In Other News I have been quietly menkulling away in the style of crying at Van Morrison on the radio, feeling slight nausea when smelling a fishy smell yesterday and dreaming of a triphasic chart after a shift this morning at 9 DPO In previous (short lived) diffedness, extreme sickness featured heavily so unless I start boaking in the next week or so, I will be awaiting arrival of bleepy mcbleeperson.

Good times though, I had dinner at Luxe in Spitalfields last night with rare steak and muchos red wine. Tomorrow night shall be indulging in the odd sambuca shot so am making the most of non diffedness for sure

Am off to weep at the children in need films, in between enjoying cheesy entertainment. Night hags

can someone please haul me out from under this pile of piss sticks? I would do it my self but they heavier than a fruit cake and I understand diffed hags should be cautious in such matters!

owlie your magic thread has had a third win xxxx

that's me by the way according to clear blue!

CONGRATULATIONS bitey one. I would suggest you stick said pissy stick up FDH's nose and tell him that you did buy another stick (so there!) - what's he going to do about it? Then waggle your head like they do on Jerry Springer.

Rah rah rah rah!

Awww - the ickle summer baybees!

*Biteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! You iz a Differ toooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!1111111

What date iz due? Vay happy for ya?

Truffkin...plz to share chart link xxxxx

Get we get a BESH woop woop for I'vewonaBITEYbaybeeeee!! Fucking fantastic news. Make a Christmas star from the pissdippers and stick it on top of your tree

What a lucky thread Owl created

luffs the BESHes. In fact you are all much better than FDH who true to type doesn't think any celebrating should be done until 12 weeks in.

We had quite the night last night. Every showing of Harry Potter was sold out so went for dinner with my diffed friend (had rare steak and blue cheese sauce, oh well) and she patronised the arse off me and cast dispersions on FDH's spunk. After an early end to the evening I went and met FDH in the pub where he was as pissed as a newt and insisted on going for a kebab. I cried because the kebab smelt nice and surely that isn't right for any sane human being let alone a differ. I came to bed about two hours after FDH ( was watching eclipse, got to get my teenage angst out somewhere)to find him sitting and rubbing his feet, blood everywhere and what I can only hope is water in his sock drawer and surrounding environs. He has no idea what happened and had no cuts. In fact accused me of having the droid despite my standing there fully clothed!

I am telling you this to mitigate him a bit as he can't even open both eyes to see the cross on the clear blue so he'd fucking well better hopefully he will be more excited later. I got an immediate revenge in by telling him he has given up smoking!

If this baybee sticks he or she wil be born around the 27th of July, a summer baybee!

In menkulling news since test showed a winner I have only poked my cervix twice

You cried because the kebab smelt nice? Surely then you realised you were diffed??

Step away from the cervix & demand that FDH get up and make you a cup of tea

Have just called FDH a twat and that I will be telling our first born how his/her father greeted the news of their arrival! I am not a very nice person today but at least I am not a twat unlike some hungover, bloodstained reeking of kebab people I could name!