Thread for the fanjo-furkling, red-fecker-hating, ramekin-peeing JSers

[takethatlady]

The (updated) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday. Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). Horse-riding and other dangerous activities are also actively encouraged.

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at ever opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Keep acronmyage to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'. Try not to get sucked in by Fertility Friend (at least for a while), but knowing where you are in your cycle and furkling for pant snot is most definitely allowed. If you're a midwife, you can even get other midwives to furkle for you

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Most of these rules are well and truly broken!! But we try to chill - honest

Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Part 3 Graduates
Bonkerz - BFP
Kitten - BFP
Cowboylover - BFP
takingtheplunge - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone.

Brassica!!! You cant just sneak a tiny little one liner in for that! Amazing news thats 3 now fertility is spreading people open your ovaries and your legs and get to bed!

Congrats Brassica Pain both sides eh... DH tres keen on twins (we are having 2 put back if we are allowed to boost chances...) Me, not so much. Only one mat leave for starters....oh and blowing up to the size of a small hotel

That said......baby now please.

I did think when I posted that 3 BFPs would be hard to take for some of our lovely viroids who have been here a while ((hugs)).

yeyeyeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Congrats you guys!

BB Oh. MY. GOD!!!! So exciting!!!!! I have 'everything' crossed for you! :) :) :)

I have pant snot. Nuff said.

Me toooooo! Just one would do though. There's a woman in the town where i live who has triplets. She actually manages to brush her hair, get dressed and walk around so maybe it's not that bad. :)

Don't get me wrong - it is actually almost as good as getting a BFP myself to hear everyone else's! Honest!!

Ok, so freakazoid dreams again...I only remember it as well as I did as I woke up and DH had only just got home from work (1:30AM!!) so recounted it to him. Still, some deatails are hazy. I had an appointment at the clinic I can't remember the name of the room our appointment was in but it was something like the Renaissance Suite (I tell you, it gets odder ) So I am trying to find this but the clinic is like Thorpe Park (oh yes, a world where theme parks involve dildo cams and various states of undress...what does this say about me?!) I am running round, a la Challenge Anneka, on the phone to DH absolutely bawling my eyes out because I am late, and I am never late. I was really panicing I was going to miss my appointment. I finally find where I think the rooms are to be in a corridor like the inside of a submarine (all brown rusting metal) There are 5 doors and all have jets of water coming out above, really dirty drain water, so I stand under a few...as you do. But it's the wrong place. So more crying and DH telling me it's Ok and that the doctor doesn't need me there (!!). Finally find DH and the doctor has given him one of those ceramic chicken dishes, you know the sort where the hen is the lid and the nest is the dish? Well, we are to put this on our sideboard (which we don't have) and everything will be OK.

OK Freud...get to it!

Right, a few people have left the conf leaving me safely at the back of the room. (Previous post was sneaky ninja i-phone)

Thanks you guys Yes, BFP for me. I've been PIAR for 5 days since 7DPO . Well, I did have my 100 internet cheapy tests to work through This morning, 11DPO, I had a pink line. And one I could see without squinting I told DH. But we're both quite because of the last MC. On the plus side the high progesterone level is helpful.

Vallinna Freud says "bonkers" and proof of exposure to too many dildo-cams.

PMSL (quietly in conf of course) at 321 opening ovaries and legs!

Yippee Dyna and BB!!! There must be baby dust in the air!

Sorry to bring the mood down but just thought I?d share this nugget of information (totally not TTC related, sorry) ? my friend has been on holiday to Tenerife and had to come home early as her 16 year old daughter?s horse broke its leg and had to be put to sleep. Daughter is in bits apparently, she absolutely adored him . I cried at work when she text me to tell me this morning. When my best mate at work of nearly 5 years left us yesterday to go travelling for a year, I didn?t even well up . I obviously am as antisocial as I suspected

Pretty sure the baby dust hasn?t rubbed off on me this cycle but not massively bothered to be honest (though I will when it?s confirmed by ERTD), just waiting for the other yard owner to get back off hols this weekend so I can push my luck moving neddy so I?m very pre-occupied, which is taking my mind off it very very well

Brassica!!!! excuse me a mo

hahaha nomorechoc. I've got 2 kids already i'm not suee they'd appreciate a practical sex ed lesson going on in the hallway!

Not me NMCB but would it really suprise anyone here if I told you I had considered it Eejit!

Just a quick one as I'm leaving work in a hurry to avoid a) students wanting their work back and b) a lecherous old Professor who I'm pretty sure is staring at my chest whenever I talk to him and who is hovering about in the corridor ...

bb oooooooooo.mmmmmmmmmm.gggggggggggg. There must be something in the water! CONGRATULATIONS!!! Just as you were on the verge of going for IVF. Praying it sticks, as for all the other BFPs (and me and nmcb and some of the older BFPs ...)

Lovely thoughts from the ladies not yet upduffed, but you will get there. If I was superstitious vallina I'd say your dream was an omen. Either you're definitely going to get preg soon or you've got chicken for tea

Congratulations again ladies. And good luck to all those still to test (and those who have been pretending not to test but actually testing, like little miss brassica!!!)

Although I haven't been on this fred for a long time (as we're not JSing anymore and I could no longer keep up the pretence!) but had to pop back to congratulate Brassica so excited for you sweet cheeks!

Maybe I should rethink my decision to stick to other threads, as this one has clearly got lucky

Three BFPs!

Vallinna, how much cheese have you been eating before going to bed? Sounds like you are having crazy cheese dreams. Either that or you are slowly going nuts. Just hope we don't have to get you a nut box!

I had a coffee today, so am totally hyper. Had given up all caffeine but then was so sleepy I felt I had to! Also spent an hour recording "Knock on Wood" (the Seal version) for a sixth-formers coursework. Had creaky voice afterwards from trying to sound like him!

Brassica - holy sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttt. I read that post earlier and TOTALLy missed it. Congratulations . Here, have some treacle. And some syrup. And maybe even some glue. Stick. Stick. Stick.

That's really sad about your friends horse Josie. Every owners worst nightmare :( Hugs for you.

Vallina ummm - what's in those drugs you are sniffing

I've not been cheating TTL. No testing for me. I'd be so astonished to be PG this. month that it hardly seems worth wasting the test .

Hope all the viroids are well.

Congratulations BB, really pleased for you

This thread is getting very lucky! I want everyone to get a bfp so we can all move onto the next stage together. The pg threads seem a bit serious and scary!

BB Wow! sending the stickiest superglue your way.
I can't keep up with all your posts that appear during the day. Plus I'm knackered and have had news of about 10 million pregnant people today (Brassica, don't begrudge you for a second, but have heard of 2 people, the Dsis and SIL of a good friend of mine who have both just gotten pregnant at the drop of a hat, and want some of whatever they're taking to get their luck in. And friend is also pg so that's 3 babies in their family due within about 3 weeks!)

Sorry for a grumpy post. Really am knackered. Must get more sleep and stop waking up at 5.30am. It buggers up my temp charts too

I have a quiz for you.

NervousNelly is in a REALLY bad mood. Is the reason for this:

A. She is pregnant
B. She has PMT
C. Her OH is a first class knob.

Reckon it's a combo of A and C or B and C. Definitely C is a part of it, because all OH's are first class knobs at hormonal times.

Not because of the hormones, but because they have excellent knobbish timing :)

What did he do?!

Mine seems to think it's funny to say stuff like 'you're going to get split in half when you give birth' and 'if you're out of it I'll start telling the doctors what to do' and so on. I have told him this is not funny but he seems to think it is

In reality he's going to be fainting with fear and worry when it comes to it. Who'll be laughing then

yeouch ttl that 'split in half' comment made me cringe! DHs are def all knobs (bet mine will be when he finds pistachio shells in his snack today...) esp. when hormones are out.. tho i got my DH good this morning, did a digi (hooray) and told him the 1-2 meant we could have 2 beans in there... [evil laugh]... tho Nans a fraternal twin so shouldnt really joke!

Yay to bb and lol to the using of the 100 cheapies, why not eh?!

vallinna that is one messed up dream... side effect from sniffing?? ceramic chicken egg holder?!

josie sounds like a tough one at the mo, hugs your way :o It's perfectly ok to be more upset re animals than people too!

nervous im going to go with a def C, along with a or b...

am going to brave swimming later... hoping the water will at least hold boobs up for a while, it hurt to have the seatbelt on today!

Oh my god BB yay!!!! Congratulations, so excited for you! Progesterone is right up there so will defo help mini brassica get comfy and set up home! I really do hope we 3 BFP this week bring everyone else some luck! I did French digi today as official due date and got enceinte 1-2 so happy it's confirmed by digi and think I'll lay off the tests for a week and see if get 2-3 next week. Sounds sensible but not sure I'm capable of being sensible we'll see! Sorry shortone again iPhone doing my head in! Hugs and luck viroids

If it helps dyna I'm 7+4 and having lost most of my symptoms over the last couple of days I'm off to buy another test as soon as the pharmacy opens

Saves me money on an early scan, I s'pose ...

No restraint here at all!

Ninja posting again today.

Thanks guys.

Another feint BFP today. Was hoping the line would be darker. But it's about the same. DH is very "meh" at the moment. I think he's scared to get excited. I'm not sure at what point he will get excited though.

Sorry for the bad mood nervous. Living with a "first class knob" when you have PMT must be a PITA

takethat is everything ok? (I can't judge the tone in your post.)

Hey bb yes everything is absolutely fine. Too fine! Felt weirdly worried when I woke up this morning because my symptoms feel like they're tapering off - but I know it doesn't mean anything.

Going to do another test just to put my mind at rest, but there's no problem! Have FINALLY heard from the midwife and will apparently get a call to organise my appointment over the weekend.

Congrats again on your BFP! Mine took a few days to get darker :)

Blime. Has anyone read the BESH thread? I've lurked on and off there since the beginning of the year but never posted as they would such a close knit "in" bunch. They were cetainly funny even though they were having a really tough time TTC. It looks like it's imploded rather with newbies joining and long standing thread members leaving.